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Re: Dear Eric Sears

by scorch- » Tue Aug 07, 2012 11:16 am

Sears wrote:
Johndkc wrote:It's a shame it hit you in your sweet and supple lips, bypassing those rock hard pecs.
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Man, I wish my arms were as thick as my thighs. I'd be so huge!

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sp|dEr » Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:24 am

So Cliff Notes of Thread????

Sears took a ball to the face....

Sounds like another Friday night for most people on here!!!!!


Kinda surprised no one has done a ball to the face joke yet... I'm getting a little disappointed with this community!


On the real though, it definitely seems like it hurt sears, and glad to see it wasn't terribly serious. Did you at least throw the guy out?

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:53 pm

Johndkc wrote:It's a shame it hit you in your sweet and supple lips, bypassing those rock hard pecs.
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Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Johndkc » Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:32 pm

It's a shame it hit you in your sweet and supple lips, bypassing those rock hard pecs.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by CharlieGiteau » Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:39 pm

Sears wrote:
CharlieGiteau wrote:Be glad that ball didn't hit the side of your head Eric, or we'd have another thread about this community losing another player.
http://www.gotfrag.com/dod/forums/thread/270645/

You can't kill ghosts...
Hahaha

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:43 pm

CharlieGiteau wrote:Be glad that ball didn't hit the side of your head Eric, or we'd have another thread about this community losing another player.
http://www.gotfrag.com/dod/forums/thread/270645/

You can't kill ghosts...

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by CharlieGiteau » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:36 pm

Sweet, they let your mom back to take pics!

The whole "shaved" bat thing Tox brought up, I played in a church league and the umps checked bats prior to every game. If you were caught using an illegal bat, you were banned from the league for life. I have a buddy who plays semi-pro softball that travels a bit. Pitchers are wearing hockey masks to keep themselves from getting killed. Be glad that ball didn't hit the side of your head Eric, or we'd have another thread about this community losing another player.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:02 pm

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Re: Dear Eric Sears

by mogers » Sun Aug 05, 2012 3:22 pm

Sears wrote: lose some significant taste/control on the left side of my tongue :cry:
Way too many jokes to make about this statement.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Sun Aug 05, 2012 1:34 pm

I play 3rd base. It was a low line drive hit hardly right down the third base line, I was about to dive to my right to try and cut it off, but it took one skimming hop about 10 feet in front of me, and then rocketed straight towards my face. I never has a chance to avoid it, as I never even saw it bounce toward my face, all happened in an instant, just a freak accident.

When it happened, I was sure that I had at least lost all of my lower teeth, and it wasn't until I got to the hospital that I found out that I didn't. My tongue was somehow positioned in front of them (I don't totally understand how). So, when the ball hit me, my tongue took all the force of the impact and basically exploded.

The amount of blood was probably the scariest thing, as it just started pouring out of my mouth. People aren't expecting to see injuries like that at community slow-pitch softball games, so there was at least one fainter in the crowd, and my friends wife who drove me to the hospital started to go into shock. Total shit show.

I have 24 stitches on the bottom of my tongue, and 8 or so on the top, it took 4 hours and 20+ shots of novocaine (on my fucking tongue!).

I highly recommend everyone take 20+ shots of novocaine to the tongue as a character building exercise...

It's still way too swollen to tell, but there is a good chance that I'm going to lose some significant taste/control on the left side of my tongue :cry:

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by knockout » Sun Aug 05, 2012 11:03 am

sorry to see you got herpes bro

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Jb_ » Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:59 am

Sears wrote:
mogers wrote:What about HGH? Let's all hope.
Well yeah, just my normal HGH smoothie + OxyContin.
Nothing better then a little Human Growth Hormone and Oxycontin!

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by mogers » Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:40 am

toxinatoR wrote:were you pitching? i played in a few beer leagues.. guys who get their bats "shaved" can hit some balls that are absolutely deadly..
I'll let you shave my bat.
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Re: Dear Eric Sears

by toxinatoR » Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:57 am

were you pitching? i played in a few beer leagues.. guys who get their bats "shaved" can hit some balls that are absolutely deadly..

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by CharlieGiteau » Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:49 am

Sears wrote:
CharlieGiteau wrote:You didn't mention teeth. Did they stay intact? Either way, must suck to eat and drink, period.
A couple of my lower teeth are a little loose, but other than that I got lucky on that front, my tongue/lip took most of the damage. Bizzarre accident. The only thing I've been able to eat are smoothies, and even that hurts like shit.
I just don't understand how your tongue got destroyed, but you're teeth are fine. I'm not Julius Sumner Miller, and physics isn't my business.

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Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:43 pm

mogers wrote:What about HGH? Let's all hope.
Well yeah, just my normal HGH smoothie + OxyContin.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by mogers » Sat Aug 04, 2012 11:14 am

Sears wrote:
CharlieGiteau wrote:You didn't mention teeth. Did they stay intact? Either way, must suck to eat and drink, period.
A couple of my lower teeth are a little loose, but other than that I got lucky on that front, my tongue/lip took most of the damage. Bizzarre accident. The only thing I've been able to eat are smoothies, and even that hurts like shit.
What about HGH? Let's all hope.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Sat Aug 04, 2012 2:05 am

CharlieGiteau wrote:You didn't mention teeth. Did they stay intact? Either way, must suck to eat and drink, period.
A couple of my lower teeth are a little loose, but other than that I got lucky on that front, my tongue/lip took most of the damage. Bizzarre accident. The only thing I've been able to eat are smoothies, and even that hurts like shit.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by CharlieGiteau » Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:37 am

You didn't mention teeth. Did they stay intact? Either way, must suck to eat and drink, period.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:40 pm

I thought it was hungry hungry hippos!

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by unpro » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:38 pm

jaz wrote:Oh silly Eric, you're suppose to use your glove not your mouth! :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)
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Re: Dear Eric Sears

by CharlieGiteau » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:09 pm

jaz wrote:Oh silly Eric, you're suppose to use your glove not your mouth! :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)
I lol'd IRL.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by jaz » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:54 pm

Oh silly Eric, you're suppose to use your glove not your mouth! :lol: :lol: :lol: ;)

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:03 pm

Jb_ wrote:Looks like a big Herpie to me bro.
Youve got a lot of experience with giant herpies I assume...

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Jb_ » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:01 pm

Looks like a big Herpie to me bro.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:14 pm

taylu_b wrote:ouch, what did you do?
Took a softball line drive to the face. About 30 stitches holding my tongue together.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by taylor » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:12 pm

ouch, what did you do?

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Fri Aug 03, 2012 6:01 pm

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Lip is a little fat still...

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by scorch- » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:58 pm

Sears wrote:
mogers wrote:How is your face lover? Please tell me it is just as handsome as it used to be!
On a lot of drugs bro. Tripping out while watching olymic team handball. I'll post some pics of them sewing my tongue back together eventually.
please don't. nsfl

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Sears » Fri Aug 03, 2012 2:29 pm

mogers wrote:How is your face lover? Please tell me it is just as handsome as it used to be!
On a lot of drugs bro. Tripping out while watching olymic team handball. I'll post some pics of them sewing my tongue back together eventually.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Jb_ » Fri Aug 03, 2012 1:55 pm

mogers wrote:Quest to find greatness?
Yeh your fancy trip out to cali. Apparently you didn't find any greatness bc your back here talking on 1911 LoLz

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by mogers » Fri Aug 03, 2012 10:34 am

Polak wrote:Greatness is always dress with lettuce tomato and a pickle on the side for Mogers.
I don't even like Pickles bro. Maybe some curly fries on the side.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Polak » Fri Aug 03, 2012 9:21 am

Greatness is always dress with lettuce tomato and a pickle on the side for Mogers.

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by mogers » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:58 am

Quest to find greatness?

Re: Dear Eric Sears

by Jb_ » Fri Aug 03, 2012 7:41 am

Do you even lift bro? I see your back from your quest to find greatness there Mogers.

Dear Eric Sears

by mogers » Fri Aug 03, 2012 5:27 am

How is your face lover? Please tell me it is just as handsome as it used to be!

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