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by **crawtona** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:59 am

Miller` wrote:I cheat at spelling online; I use a dicktionary.

FTFY.

Sorry, my tourettes is acting up something;;;;;;; fierce today.

by **nhoj** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:58 am

Miller` wrote:I cheat at spelling online. I use a dicktionary.

by **Miller`** » Fri Apr 12, 2013 10:39 am

I cheat at spelling online. I use a dicktionary.

by **scorch-** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:54 pm

nunz wrote:correcting grammar on the internet is a joke to begin with.

I do it on LAN, because I can.

by **nunz** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:16 pm

Swiss wrote:
Todo wrote:In case anyone was wondering, Crawtona used his semicolon correctly, and knockout was a moron to call him out on it. And then swiss was a moron to give him props for it. And then knockout was a moron to think he was still right for having done so. Just, ya know, English n stuff.

Also, adding "tourettes" to things might be effective in middle school, but it doesn't make sense after graduation.
i guess you missed it but i was more or less showing how ridiculous it is to correct grammar on internet forums. so yeah, i could use the picture again in your case as well.

correcting grammar on the internet is a joke to begin with. the first person who did it must have been trolled so hard. the ran out of comebacks and decided to be witty by correcting their grammar.

by **Todo** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:52 am

My bad. Just didn't want the badge being given out to someone who was wrong.

by **Swiss** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 9:18 am

Todo wrote:In case anyone was wondering, Crawtona used his semicolon correctly, and knockout was a moron to call him out on it. And then swiss was a moron to give him props for it. And then knockout was a moron to think he was still right for having done so. Just, ya know, English n stuff.

Also, adding "tourettes" to things might be effective in middle school, but it doesn't make sense after graduation.

i guess you missed it but i was more or less showing how ridiculous it is to correct grammar on internet forums. so yeah, i could use the picture again in your case as well.

by **CraftyDus** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:11 am

Todo wrote:In case anyone was wondering, Crawtona used his semicolon correctly, and knockout was a moron to call him out on it. And then swiss was a moron to give him props for it. And then knockout was a moron to think he was still right for having done so. Just, ya know, English n stuff.

Also, adding "tourettes" to things might be effective in middle school, but it doesn't make sense after graduation.

Used a semi-colon to address seperate clauses within the confines of a sentence, check.
Too many commas and use of photobucket... ಠ_ಠ

Here's your armband.

by **scorch-** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 7:36 am

Todo wrote:In case anyone was wondering, Crawtona used his semicolon correctly, and knockout was a moron to call him out on it. And then swiss was a moron to give him props for it. And then knockout was a moron to think he was still right for having done so. Just, ya know, English n stuff.

Also, adding "tourettes" to things might be effective in middle school, but it doesn't make sense after graduation.

You're a dork; ok, whatever.

by **rehpyc** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:49 am

CPL Tonya lived/lives in Texas and has always been a big girl with curly hair, so I doubt it's the same Tonya.

pics of CPL Tonya:

by **Todo** » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:28 am

In case anyone was wondering, Crawtona used his semicolon correctly, and knockout was a moron to call him out on it. And then swiss was a moron to give him props for it. And then knockout was a moron to think he was still right for having done so. Just, ya know, English n stuff.

Also, adding "tourettes" to things might be effective in middle school, but it doesn't make sense after graduation.

by **acetamino** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:46 pm

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/1 ... fullSite=y

Is that it?

by **rehpyc** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:28 pm

Jb_ wrote:Will you be there lurking in the shadows not speaking to anyone only to come home and e-thug it up on the forums like you've done every dod lan tourny?

I think I've only been to 1 LAN with you?

Jb_ wrote:Way to use to the same joke from 2005 and to make fun of a dead girl, you really are one cool dude.

the 'fight' will always be funny. the way you flopped around like a dead fish on top of a guy at least half your weight, only to then need assistance by tonya with a juice box, will forever be hilarious. you speak as if you even had an idea tonya may be dead before dan mentioned the possibility.

Jb_ wrote:The end of of the day i'm not mad at you, Ive seen you in person and you truly do need these forums to feel better about yourself, its perfectly understandable.

i'm hideous looking, i know.

by **Jb_** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:44 pm

toxinatoR wrote:Can't wait to get drunk hammered off of pbr's with jb @ vegas.

How did you know I drink pbr? Thats hipster beer.

by **toxinatoR** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:47 pm

Can't wait to get drunk hammered off of pbr's with jb @ vegas.

by **Jb_** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:38 pm

rehpyc wrote:will tonya be your water girl, supplying you with juice boxes and kind words?

Will you be there lurking in the shadows not speaking to anyone only to come home and e-thug it up on the forums like you've done every dod lan tourny? Way to use to the same joke from 2005 and to make fun of a dead girl, you really are one cool dude. The end of of the day i'm not mad at you, Ive seen you in person and you truly do need these forums to feel better about yourself, its perfectly understandable.

by **scorch-** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:09 pm

I dunno someone posted a news story about someone named Tonya Welch being killed by her "formerly"-meth-addicted husband. It probably wasn't cpltonya but it was about the right age. I never did more looking into it than reading the story.

by **ward** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:18 pm

scorch- wrote:
rehpyc wrote:will tonya be your water girl, supplying you with juice boxes and kind words?
Tonya is dead, dude. That's not cool.

Source?

by **mistadobalina** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:37 pm

i liked the part where that one guy called the other guy a cheater and then ended up being the cheater himself. typical dodorks.

i also liked the part where that one guy tried to correct the other guys grammar on the internets. you are clearly a smarter and overall better person for pointing out the grammatical flaws in an internet forum post. golf clap 4u.

but most of all i liked the part where the entire dod community gathered together for yet another fascinating occurence of DoDrama.

cya@LAN

by **rehpyc** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:39 am

is she really? the last I read about her was inside info she revealed concerning the CPL controversy.

by **scorch-** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:30 am

rehpyc wrote:will tonya be your water girl, supplying you with juice boxes and kind words?

Tonya is dead, dude. That's not cool.

by **rehpyc** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:00 am

will tonya be your water girl, supplying you with juice boxes and kind words?

by **Jb_** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:41 am

Tag team match to the death!

by **Beas** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:15 am

Jb and I vs whichever 2 for a wrasstling match at vegas. Ill bring tex to referee

by **JLin** » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:15 pm

milo wrote:
nunz wrote:
Source?

The Bling Ring 2013

by **crawtona** » Sun Apr 07, 2013 12:03 am

Swiss wrote:
tenks wrote:
Jb_ wrote:On a serious note, does anyone know why my dod all the sudden wont fit in the screen of my monitor? I all the sudden have 2 inches of black on both sides of my game and its only in dod. I dunno if this update has anything to do with it but its very fucking annoying.

i dunno why everyone all of the sudden needs launch options. You can choose widescreen or normal in the video options just like before.
after the update, those options didnt work until i added a launch option

They apparently fixed it later. You can take out the -nofbo or w/e it was now if you are wanting the letter boxing. the only launch option I have now is forcing resolution, which is probably unnecessary, but i do it anyway. I like to live on the edge.

by **Swiss** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:57 pm

tenks wrote:
Jb_ wrote:On a serious note, does anyone know why my dod all the sudden wont fit in the screen of my monitor? I all the sudden have 2 inches of black on both sides of my game and its only in dod. I dunno if this update has anything to do with it but its very fucking annoying.

i dunno why everyone all of the sudden needs launch options. You can choose widescreen or normal in the video options just like before.

after the update, those options didnt work until i added a launch option

by **tenks** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:30 pm

Jb_ wrote:On a serious note, does anyone know why my dod all the sudden wont fit in the screen of my monitor? I all the sudden have 2 inches of black on both sides of my game and its only in dod. I dunno if this update has anything to do with it but its very fucking annoying.

i dunno why everyone all of the sudden needs launch options. You can choose widescreen or normal in the video options just like before.

by **crawtona** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:15 pm

Swiss wrote:
Jb_ wrote:you might as well ban 75% of the community including yourself because chances are you've more then likely tried to cheat at one point because that is whats "cool and accepted" these days.
am i living in an alternate universe??

One where I have ever been good at DoD, ever? jb, you are obviously retarded or have never paid any level of attention (actually, those are not mutually exclusive) to my level of skill if you think I have ever cheated. I am so bad, it blows people's minds. No, seriously. The closest that I have come to cheating is loading HLAE for a demo.

knockout, consider learning how the semi-colon works before attempting to grammar police. Here's a dumbed down version you can attempt to understand: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon. Here's the version for those with a reading level beyond 8th grade: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/607/04/.

by **mike** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:20 pm

Put -stretchaspect into your launch options for dod. I believe you can take out -nofbo now as well unless you get the random flickering/white boxes.

by **Jb_** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:58 pm

On a serious note, does anyone know why my dod all the sudden wont fit in the screen of my monitor? I all the sudden have 2 inches of black on both sides of my game and its only in dod. I dunno if this update has anything to do with it but its very fucking annoying.

by **knockout** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:11 pm

Swiss wrote:
knockout wrote:I hate to have to spell things out for you, but when people have semicolon-tourrettes and start calling me retarded, I feel like it's my duty to try and help them with their reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.
oh no he didnt...pulled that shit out of his pocket.

Come on, when someone randomly throws a semi-colon into their retard rant, it has to be done. That's totally acceptable grammar policing as far as I'm concerned

by **tenks** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 5:42 pm

brandon and hilde are so nice. killing with kindness

by **Swiss** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:22 pm

knockout wrote:I hate to have to spell things out for you, but when people have semicolon-tourrettes and start calling me retarded, I feel like it's my duty to try and help them with their reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.

oh no he didnt...pulled that shit out of his pocket.

by **JLin** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 1:01 pm

I feel I'm the only one who hasn't cheated once in his life :/

by **rehpyc** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:26 am

Cause I hate you and wish you were banned from life itself, Ryan??

knockout wrote:Ryanemo and Jaggon were both banned for life for repeatedly hacking. Seriously, it was so many times that they were banned for life.

toxinatoR wrote:And jaggon and ryanemo being banned for life? is news to me.. Pat no recoiling? Some of these accusations are kind of silly.. But I guess it's like TPG being PROACTIVE rather than REACTIVE.

rehpyc wrote:Jared, I think at one time Corey and Ryan were banned for "life" for continually rejoining CAL aliased while banned for cheating.

by **milo** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:41 am

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up

P9bakJLAevo

by **knockout** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:35 am

crawtona wrote:
knockout wrote:
rehpyc wrote:a stupid guy with broken english doing something stupid. color me surprised. bravo at always taking stabs at others who've cheated or you think cheat, and then you go and use cheats yourself.

can we all see the hltv? it'd probably be hilarious to watch him playing with cheats and attempting to hide them, if he actually played worse like some have claimed.
It basically looked exactly what it likely was: someone very drunk (his movements and quickswitching seemed like there was some serious inebriated fat fingers going on) cheating for the first time ever. Although I don't really agree that any cheating is "justified," there is a point to be made here with the community just accepting and allowing certain people to repeatedly hack. Ryanemo and Jaggon were both banned for life for repeatedly hacking. Seriously, it was so many times that they were banned for life. Then there was that season I played about a year ago where there was some guy named Dustin Young who was hacking in every scrim he played in, yet people just allowed him to play. I feel like when I used to play games more actively, if someone like that tried to roll into a pug they'd just get instantly banned and not allowed to play.
Jesus Christ. How fucking retarded do you have to be to not realize that the biggest point in this thread is that he was ripping into someone for cheating in a 12 man like one fucking week ago? Yes, he cheated; ok, whatever. Without a cheater video, no one actually gives a fuck. He is a giant fucking hypocrite, though. That is the point. Also, it's amazing to see the difference between a, "jb was caught cheating in a 12 man thread," and a, "[insert random player here] was caught cheating in a 12 man," thread.

Oh no, I see what you're doing. I'm just questioning the actions of you. You're very clearly really angry about Josh's...well..every existence. I get that Josh calls a lot of people cheaters, and that half of them are a little bit of a stretch. But do you really think he's the only person to have ever called others cheaters, then cheated himself? I hate to have to spell things out for you, but when people have semicolon-tourrettes and start calling me retarded, I feel like it's my duty to try and help them with their reading comprehension and critical thinking skills. And you should probably work on your personal obsession with Josh... it's a little disturbing how upset you are over this

by **Swiss** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:11 am

Jb_ wrote:you might as well ban 75% of the community including yourself because chances are you've more then likely tried to cheat at one point because that is whats "cool and accepted" these days.

am i living in an alternate universe??

by **hildebrand** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:21 am

bewton wrote:Played against Josh on Lan and online and can say he's actually a way better player on Lan. In my opinion the thing that makes dod so fun is the competitive nature of it. I always felt a sense of motivation when I thought someone cheated. I'd play extra hard just to try to own that guy. Sorry you felt you had to cheat to try to get one up on them. Hope to still see you at Vegas if it happens. GG

This ladies and gentlemen. This.

by **Jb_** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:07 am

crawtona wrote:
knockout wrote:
rehpyc wrote:a stupid guy with broken english doing something stupid. color me surprised. bravo at always taking stabs at others who've cheated or you think cheat, and then you go and use cheats yourself.

can we all see the hltv? it'd probably be hilarious to watch him playing with cheats and attempting to hide them, if he actually played worse like some have claimed.
It basically looked exactly what it likely was: someone very drunk (his movements and quickswitching seemed like there was some serious inebriated fat fingers going on) cheating for the first time ever. Although I don't really agree that any cheating is "justified," there is a point to be made here with the community just accepting and allowing certain people to repeatedly hack. Ryanemo and Jaggon were both banned for life for repeatedly hacking. Seriously, it was so many times that they were banned for life. Then there was that season I played about a year ago where there was some guy named Dustin Young who was hacking in every scrim he played in, yet people just allowed him to play. I feel like when I used to play games more actively, if someone like that tried to roll into a pug they'd just get instantly banned and not allowed to play.
Jesus Christ. How fucking retarded do you have to be to not realize that the biggest point in this thread is that he was ripping into someone for cheating in a 12 man like one fucking week ago? Yes, he cheated; ok, whatever. Without a cheater video, no one actually gives a fuck. He is a giant fucking hypocrite, though. That is the point. Also, it's amazing to see the difference between a, "jb was caught cheating in a 12 man thread," and a, "[insert random player here] was caught cheating in a 12 man," thread.

Sorry your mad im not recieving enough hate for your liking. Maybe thats because most people know this ban is a joke and if im banned for this sillyess then you might as well ban 75% of the community including yourself because chances are you've more then likely tried to cheat at one point because that is whats "cool and accepted" these days. Only diffrence between you and I is that I've proven myself as to where most of you new generation players don't even know how to setup a Local Area Network. Wahh wahh hes a hypocrite wahh wahh shut the fuck up you whiney bitch, seriously.

by **Theworst** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:36 am

How do people get banned for "life"..?

by **ryanemo** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:41 am

whats that last part have to do with anything Sean? just curious.

by **rehpyc** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:11 am

knockout wrote:
rehpyc wrote:there's no "point to be made" here
I think you're misunderstanding. The point is that made in the thread regarding how plenty of other people cheat and the community just kind of accepts it (the top invite players of today included). Then someone like Josh cheats once and gets fucking shit on by the community for it. I wasn't saying that him hacking in a 12 man was proving a point, lol.

And if you did properly understand me, then I simply disagree!

Apologies for misunderstanding your point; it just seemed a little like you were saying there is a justifiable point to be made with Josh's choice to cheat, despite you not really agreeing that any cheating is "justified." I agree that it's sad that the community chooses to allow quite a few known cheaters to still join in on 12mans, but it's just one of a few other reasons why I've never cared to 12man or pug scrim. Who was it that all cheated together as a pug against another team (was it against super?) and got banned? At the time, a lot of the community praised those individuals.

Jared, I think at one time Corey and Ryan were banned for "life" for continually rejoining CAL aliased while banned for cheating.

by **crawtona** » Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:15 am

knockout wrote:
rehpyc wrote:a stupid guy with broken english doing something stupid. color me surprised. bravo at always taking stabs at others who've cheated or you think cheat, and then you go and use cheats yourself.

can we all see the hltv? it'd probably be hilarious to watch him playing with cheats and attempting to hide them, if he actually played worse like some have claimed.
It basically looked exactly what it likely was: someone very drunk (his movements and quickswitching seemed like there was some serious inebriated fat fingers going on) cheating for the first time ever. Although I don't really agree that any cheating is "justified," there is a point to be made here with the community just accepting and allowing certain people to repeatedly hack. Ryanemo and Jaggon were both banned for life for repeatedly hacking. Seriously, it was so many times that they were banned for life. Then there was that season I played about a year ago where there was some guy named Dustin Young who was hacking in every scrim he played in, yet people just allowed him to play. I feel like when I used to play games more actively, if someone like that tried to roll into a pug they'd just get instantly banned and not allowed to play.

Jesus Christ. How fucking retarded do you have to be to not realize that the biggest point in this thread is that he was ripping into someone for cheating in a 12 man like one fucking week ago? Yes, he cheated; ok, whatever. Without a cheater video, no one actually gives a fuck. He is a giant fucking hypocrite, though. That is the point. Also, it's amazing to see the difference between a, "jb was caught cheating in a 12 man thread," and a, "[insert random player here] was caught cheating in a 12 man," thread.

by **tenks** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:17 pm

toxinatoR wrote:23frWr_w-Jg&feature=youtu.be

how have I never seen this? that was FUCKING AmaZING!

hahah, i miss chambers

by **cassinoroyale** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:56 pm

chimpanzebra wrote:2:21 PM - DDN.cassinoroyale: well you no recoil against argentineans
2:22 PM - DDN.cassinoroyale: admit it to me
2:22 PM - DDN.cassinoroyale: coz i do it too

by **chimpanzebra** » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:31 pm

2:21 PM - DDN.cassinoroyale: well you no recoil against argentineans
2:22 PM - DDN.cassinoroyale: admit it to me
2:22 PM - DDN.cassinoroyale: coz i do it too

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