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I was at this game. 50 yard line-ish. Was quite epic.

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I love how whenever a team doesn't have 6 at match time, they always act like the other team is at fault when all their players are there. Blows my mind. You're right, I do care and am fuming to this day about FF'ing a match that I could have easily shown up for, but didn't. Got me. Now you go shoo...

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Come on craw, you're better than this. If you need to play the match at a different time other than default, try asking some time other than just before match time. I don't know the details, just going off what has been said here. If what I said doesn't apply, then kindly ignore it and shut the fuc...

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Before you go around calling anyone a retard, you probably should have contacted someone prior to match time to ask for a reschedule. Not everyone else's schedule revolves around when you want to play your matches. I'm sure a concession could have been made, had one been asked for. Now settle down,...

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Hi All. My name is gskill. I would just like to say, that I was so afraid of crawtona, that I had to take a FF win instead of making some sort of concession to the other team, because I care so much about this game that I would rather take a FF win instead of playing. Thx and have a great day. http...

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hildebrand wrote:http://www.atlantafalcons.com/media-lou ... e60c4a74a6

good lord

HAHAH, omg. That was awesome. On a side note, I am about to be 2-0. First league attempt ever, more or less an auto draft. Kinda, but not really.

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Hi All. My name is gskill. I would just like to say, that I was so afraid of crawtona, that I had to take a FF win instead of making some sort of concession to the other team, because I care so much about this game that I would rather take a FF win instead of playing. Thx and have a great day. http...

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Hi All. My name is gskill. I would just like to say, that I was so afraid of crawtona, that I had to take a FF win instead of making some sort of concession to the other team, because I care so much about this game that I would rather take a FF win instead of playing. Thx and have a great day. http:...

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pyrite wrote:AP is the barry sanders of his generation, a inhuman talent wasted on a crappy team. respect jared allen though

YOU'RE an inhuman talent wasted on a crappy team. Wait...I think I went the wrong way with that one.

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This game is only to occupy my time until next football season you idiot. I'm a jock. Straight cut and dry, I'm only into this game when I have nothing to do (non-football season). I laughed, and then for some reason just felt bad for this kid :( Seriously. Stamp, buddy ol' pal, don't be the dumbas...

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stamp, You're 17, like me. Do something creative with your life instead for talking shit to people all the time on the internet(and being a retard at the same time),go outside and make friends(or a fantasy friend that may also work fine in your case). You're making mistakes, but you are not learnin...

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mistadobalina wrote:sorry brah, im still pissed about peyton. 60 points from 1 player on the first game of the season? gonna have to bench you for atleast a week or so, until the anger wears off.

Understandable.

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mistadobolina wrote:-roster-
mista
iorio
hilde
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*you
*you/deejay/menace <---these 2 only want to play if we "need" them.

Ouch, man. Ouch.

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mistadobolina wrote:welp, well peyton manning is on my opponent's team so week 1 is in the book folks! L O L

Figured I'd post this on mista's behalf. I won't tell you who his opponent this week is, but it rhymes with boptona. He's feelin' kinda fucky atm.

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This is the first draft I've participated in ever. $50, 12 team league, 10th pick. How'd I do? Peyton Manning, Den QB Alfred Morris, Wsh RB Daryl Richardson, StL RB James Jones, GB WR A.J. Green, Cin WR Marquees Colston, NO WR Kyle Rudolph, Min TE Steelers D/ST Phil Dawson, SF K Lance Moore, NO WR F...

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muresan wrote:
SKiNnTo wrote:I like the team I picked, even if its just a box of dicks!

Were coming for blech an mogers head!

"Box of Dicks." "Head." Heheheh.

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stealthlol wrote:
Miller` wrote:Also, if you use weapons, such as a sniper rifle, grenade, or any automatic weapon to kill someone, TPG will have you arrested.
Motion to have tpg pistols only.

Seconded.

crawtona

Is it bad that my draft is in 3 days and I have no idea who 95% of these people are? I'm going to assume no.

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nik wrote:do you earn money with this?
I don't see why any man would want this

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Sears wrote:

Oh man, good stuff. Good stuff.

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5/5, would not ask for again.

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2 BYEs in 3 weeks? Nice.

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scorch- wrote:You know who won't need luck? The guys playing with 11 ping.

Whoa, whoa, not so fast. I feel like I still will need a heaping helping of luck. Not about to put all my eggs in the "smarts" or "skill" basket.

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So I can pay 5$ for 215$ worth of games. Yea, but you have to use Origin... http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii47/drivinsouth/shudder.gif&size=400x1000 Didn't notice most are available for Origin or Steam http://i.imgur.com/PvsMzoY.gif Gonna have t...

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Was a good match, 92DT. Got outfragged and still pulled out a completely convincing win. Flags > frags < teamwork.

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k4b00m wrote:RL got in the way last week

Unacceptable. Not watching until you figure out your priorities.

crawtona

You misstake Europeans from Scandinavians, We used to sacrifice christians with a little tiny bit of ritualistic lookalike actions (while we were not busy raping germans and russians). So we never had the need to inbreed, as we would simply go to random tribe across the ocean, kill all males, and p...

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I think the best point here is that I am the best 200+ ping sniper in the history of 200+ ping snipers :D EVERYONE JUST LOVE EVERYONE ELSE GUYS, COME ON. where is the looooooove, where is THEEEE LOOOOOve, where is THEEE LOOOOOVe, where is the looooove the loooooove the love<3 My love died, along wi...

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Wow, you're so dumb, you are so fucking wrong it's insane. Just stay out of the thread, giving bad advices to people is such a jerk move. Please stop. Just stop. I hope the goverment pulls your PT license or whatever the fuck Somalia hands out to their PT's. Idiot. Are you fucking retarded? Its wha...

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No, no no. You're doing it all wrong. What you need to do is take all the weight on your neck. Then you're going to jam your legs down and hyper-extend your ankles, and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place. Fucking rookie. Is that why I haven't seen any improvement? Thanks for the heads ...

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hang power clean. The "fucking rookie" was a little bit uncalled for don't you think? You can talk shit to me, but keep it out of this thread. That was a quote from It's Always Sunny. It was funny because it is the worst advice possible, and half of it doesn't even make any physical sense...

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stile wrote:take 2!

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No, no no. You're doing it all wrong. What you need to do is take all the weight on your neck. Then you're going to jam your legs down and hyper-extend your ankles, and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place. Fucking rookie.

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shoguNtw wrote:
zbeec wrote:me and nugz want to play together. ill heavy and he will 3rd. id rather play in invite but a good main team will do
unstable relationship

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joeledmunds wrote:
badnewspanda wrote:
Fleener wrote:

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Ok.. you guys barley dropped 20, and as soon as we brought the hltv in (5 minutes before end) you guys stated doing really bad. Especially jonski, oh and 30+ choke throughout the game, I doubt American servers do that. http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/576745934900741656/C169831C0C4FAFDE7682DCCDE...

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An excerpt of flax's interview with the wife of high ranking GFB member Buddy Lee: Question: how did you and bl celebrate when he got to cal-main? Answer: What?!? WTF (nerd language) is cal-main? Followup/Retort: you know he should keep it in cal open, right? right. Answer: Once again, WTF are you ...

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I certainly hope so. If not, you need to step up your game. Consider creating a poll. With such a thing, we could judge user interactions and come up with a baseline from which we could derive useful metrics. We could then extrapolate said data to find out just how tasty strawberry waffles could be....

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crawtona wrote:
flax wrote:How obvious is it that I'm going to swat you in the nose with a news paper for using the word 'future' while being on a dod 1.3 roster? I'm rusty, have a lil patience.
On a scale of Fido to Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, at least a 7.8.

I think I meant 1.2.

crawtona

Have you considered taking a hacksaw to it and setting up an intricate system of levers and pulleys requiring a full body suit to operate?

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flax wrote:How obvious is it that I'm going to swat you in the nose with a news paper for using the word 'future' while being on a dod 1.3 roster? I'm rusty, have a lil patience.

On a scale of Fido to Randy "The Macho Man" Savage, at least a 7.8.

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Todo wrote:I'm not sure I've ever seen a couch where all 3 seats recline. How would it? You kick the middle one in and out? Or there's a little loop in between the seats that you pull?

This is the future Todo, I assume technology would allow for vocal activation or some kind of brain stem interlink.

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mogers wrote:Slow down there Crawtona. Might want to take him out to dinner before you put his balls in your mouth.

Merely presenting the options, my friend. The question was clearly not aimed at me. Which, oddly enough, would put me solidly in gif #2.

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Gonna be a tough call.

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lol true that cass, maradona> pele, messi> neymar ... hahahah ever! and if you say that boys cheat evidence showing! I am related to them, I only speak for myself 8-) 8-) 8-) Who gives a fuck about soccer players. Brazilian asses > whatever comes from Argentina are u sureeee? this is mi girld ;) ht...

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Hudson` wrote:I am now heavy.

Deal with it, everyone.

Ok, fatty.

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Bismal wrote:Do[es] Alex Kirk still forum patrol?

Bismal wrote:Hi Sears!

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You don't have to be programming savy to use a process monitior, god damn. Oh oh, lemme do one more: Hey awesome for you, ward, you posted a process monitoring tool for everyone to use that lets you know after someone has stolen all your shit that they stole all your shit. I also love the fact that...

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I assume to write posts Shoolta just smashes his keyboard with the mint condition copy of The Elements of Style he's used for the last 10 years to prop up his monitor. I work with Indian and European dudes all day long who speak and write flawless English, get your shit together South America. Or, ...

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