Fix my printer

[james-]

So I need to get this all in one printer hooked up, every time I connect the USB cord to my computer nothing happens. No little bubble at the bottom right of the screen, nothing under my computer.

Any ideas? I'm using windows 7 dark 64

[pinecone]

What the fucks a printer james? WHy dont you go to starbucks or something, their hiring for printer fixer uppers. Idiot.

[linuslolz]

Does the printer show up in device manager?

[james-]

Nope. it doesn't show up anywhere.

STARBUCKS IS FOR FAGS AND JEWS ALIKE.

[`NG]

Did you install all the motherboard drivers yourself or was it all pre-installed?

[Sears]

drivers bro

[james-]

SirSears, the drivers are unavailable. The HP website tells me to connect my device and select search the web for drivers. Which is retarded, especially since I can't find them anywhere else.

Anyways, I just hooked it up on my room mate's computer and it worked fine, I think it has something to do with my OS/settings

[Schmiggs]

what's the make and model of the printer??

[fusioN]

do you use any other peripheral that connects with usb? do those work? try using a different usb port?

[JustiN-_^]

Have you connected the power cord to the printer?

[pinecone]

TRY BUYING A MACINTOSH, I LOVE THOSE. THEY ARE EASILY CONNECTED BY CORDS.


COLOR CORDED, AND OF COURSE, TRY TO UPDATE THE DRIVERS ON THE HP WEBSITE ALSO.

STUPID FUSION, LIKE THE SIGNATURE. :]


YOUR A FGT ERIC. I"LL PUT YOUR FACE IN TIMEOUT.


ALSO: WHERE IS MY HUGE TEXT BUTTON, WHY WOULD YOU EVER TKA THAT AWAY.


FUCK IT, I'M GOING TO GOTFRAG. OVER & OUT BROSEPH. WTF.

[Sears]

lol umad?!

[pinecone]

Well, how is anyone ever going to read my posts if they aren't huge and colory?

Half this goddamn people on this site are like 40 and above and need big buttons like on a BIG BUTTON TELEHPHONE U KNOW?


I was just posting BIG to be nice, and too make sure someone read my posts.

How bout u update your drivers, or make this website work. STUPID TEMPER TANTRUM.

Your offically in time out, now don't talk back and go sit in the corner.

U must be mad or something.

[pinecone]

HERES A BETTER WAY: ALL CAPS.

P.S. ERIC : SINCE I SEE YOU HAVE YOUR ORIGINAL ACCOUNT, CAN YOU PLEASE GO BACK IN TIME TO WHENEVER THIS SITE SHUT DOWN AND GIVE ME MINE BACK?

PRETTY SURE I JOINED BEFORE YOU, KTHX.

P.S.S.S.S GET ON THAT A.S.A.P OR YOUR OFF THE TEAM. LAST WARNING.


P.S. ALSO FOR ONLY ERIC : PRETTY SURE I RECRUITED YOU FOR DEVIL^ AND FOUND YOU IN A PUB.

GO BE MORE OF A PUB STAR******* PLZ.

[Schmiggs]

keep fucking around and i'll make it so you can't use capital letters.
BITCH!

[Sears]

Silvermana found me in a pub right after I left my pub clan, and then I played for blacksheep, 63rd, cxt, and 45th before I joined devil, fgt.

[pinecone]

I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU MEAN BY USING CAPITAL LETTERS.

I THINK MY BUTTONS STUCK OR SOMETHING ? MAYBE I NEED TO UPDATE MY DRIVER KEYBOARD.

NERDSMASH ON UR FACE. I TYPE BIG BUTTONS JUST FOR YOU BY THE WAY.

PRETTY SURE I FOUND SILVERMANIE IN A PUB AND THEN TOLD HIM ABOUT YOUR NEWBIE ASS BC YOU WEREN'T GOOD ENOUGH.

KIND OF LIKE NOW. NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED,

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY A NEW GAME OR SOMETHING BC YOUR ON THE BENCH. WE HAVE TO WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEWBIE SHOES.