dbo - rate his sister

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:13 am

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=666566694

im gonna say six.

-blrsm · Post by **-blrsm** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:14 am

i agree with shizz about a 6ish,

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:14 am

8/10

after youre able to see around the hair

Rmast · Post by **Rmast** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:14 am

i think 6 is a good number

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:26 am

I hate you all. 0/10.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:58 am

Internet nerds are always the harshest critics of a woman's physical attractiveness.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 8:24 am

reminds me of

british · Post by **british** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:12 am

oh dear.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:52 am

Let's see...

Myspace angle.
Upper right arm too crooked.
Elbow too pointy.
Obvious attempt to show subpar and mashed up cleavage.
Get a haircut/10
Hair straightener/10
Duckface/10

By misc standards? 3/10 tops. Reality standards? 6/10 tops.

1911 standards? 11/10.

Post by **ceebz** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 9:58 am

alex kirk wrote:Let's see...

Myspace angle.
Upper right arm too crooked.
Elbow too pointy.
Obvious attempt to show subpar and mashed up cleavage.
Get a haircut/10
Hair straightener/10
Duckface/10

By misc standards? 3/10 tops. Reality standards? 6/10 tops.

1911 standards? 11/10.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:37 am

alex kirk wrote:Let's see...

Myspace angle.
Upper right arm too crooked.
Elbow too pointy.
Obvious attempt to show subpar and mashed up cleavage.
Get a haircut/10
Hair straightener/10
Duckface/10

By misc standards? 3/10 tops. Reality standards? 6/10 tops.

1911 standards? 11/10.

OMG I LoL'D

btw she looks a bit like Keri Russel

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:40 am

How is it even possible that 5 of you nerds have given 8/10...

Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:04 am

Sears wrote:How is it even possible that 5 of you nerds have given 8/10...

Trying to sweet vote my way onto her facebook page to see if she has pictures of any hot friends. Duh!

Post by **D-bo** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:13 am

http://www.facebook.com/rmastishurr?sk=wall

nuff said

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:54 am

Bet you d-bo sneaks into her room to smell her underwear

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:55 am

I have a feeling the ones who voted 2-5 wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers...

rymoz · Post by **rymoz** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:01 pm

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting...

ward · Post by **ward** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:22 pm

Can't judge until there's a picture with a normal angle.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 2:23 pm

rymoz wrote:Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty and beauty is simply divine and everlasting...

Rmast · Post by **Rmast** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:02 pm

ROFL nuff said

please kid i will curb stomp you.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 3:56 pm

Rmast wrote:ROFL nuff said

please kid i will curb stomp you.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:08 pm

Rmast wrote:ROFL nuff said
please kid i will curb stomp you.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 4:59 pm

WTF THOSE FINGERS.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 6:40 pm

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:00 pm

I would crawl bare naked up Mt. Shasta in sub zero temparature with only using my own feces and urine as means of food for 3 days and hike back down and hitch a ride to the nearest phone booth to locate her parents phone number in the phone directory and call them and leave a voicemail to ask if I could have a piece from her old bedroom set that they have stored in the attic after she moved away to college 2 years ago.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:10 pm

This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

doyler · Post by **doyler** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 7:13 pm

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

unpro · Post by **unpro** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:44 pm

lol wtf joey

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:54 pm

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:08 am

I've never seen such depravity in a thread.

I think it is time we take a moment to talk about your eternal salvation.

code_red · Post by **code_red** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:48 am

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:27 am

anyone else confused by sevens post, seemed to come out of the blue? is he mormon?

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:33 am

sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

ummm joey............

im glad you dont take things from this community too seriously

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:04 am

alex kirk wrote:
sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.
there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

id just like to point out that your not contributing to keeping the internet safe at all. some poor guy is gonna read your post and start e-flirting with some dude in spandex...

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:51 am

im so glade i started this.

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:36 am

On a scale from 1 to would I pee in her butt... I would give her a squirt.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:17 am

moosh wrote:Are we on bodybuilding.com?

Evidence:

alex kirk wrote:there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy

No capitalization of the first word of the paragraph and misused "somehow" in place of "someone." Pick up your game, Alex. You're getting sloppy.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:35 am

Swiss wrote:
sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.

ummm joey............

im glad you dont take things from this community too seriously

unaware

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:35 am

moosh wrote:
sevEN wrote:This whole generation is a joke. You know what, if you guys want to nail girls in a spur of the moment, go right ahead. See how far it gets you. Sorry for having morals, and not being an animal. Seems to be the going rate around here. Have funs with your kids, and STD's. But to tell ya' the truth, I doubt any of you are getting laid in the first place. Why? Because a guy who actually does get laid, doesn't have to kiss and tell. Least off all, on the INTERNET! You guys really need to get lives. I can't believe I've even contributed to this garbage. I must be in need of a life of my own, just on the basis of sharing my thoughts with you morons. Have fun bragging to each other about how many sluts in you banged in under 2 minutes. I'm sure it is a great experience for all of you.Look I don't care what you do. Go ahead, bang away at those skeezers. Myself, I don't think it is a good idea to do so. How well could you possibly know a girl after 2 hours? Enough to sleep with her? This is the point I'm trying to get across. What these people seem to not understand is, is that you are sharing your body with someone when you have sex. Plenty of bad things could happen when you do this. How much thought could you possibly give this in what, 2 hours? Oh, and alex, I'm quite capable of speaking on my own behalf. I appreciate the help, but I'm not in any real need of it, so thanks, but no thanks. So as of October 12th, 2011, do what ya' want. You wanna bang sluts after 10 minutes, go right ahead. When you wake up the next morning pissing out razorblades, just remember I told ya' so.
Are we on bodybuilding.com?

aware

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:38 pm

stealthlol wrote:
moosh wrote:Are we on bodybuilding.com?
Evidence:

alex kirk wrote:there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
No capitalization of the first word of the paragraph and misused "somehow" in place of "someone." Pick up your game, Alex. You're getting sloppy.

Yet you somehow missed the misspelling of "encountered" and use of "plain" in place of "plane".

most likely trolling of trolling. the bridge they're under is located somewhere between the 3rd and 4th infernos of hell.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:07 pm

Ya'll toasting in a roll bread.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:36 pm

scorch- wrote:
stealthlol wrote:
moosh wrote:Are we on bodybuilding.com?
Evidence:

alex kirk wrote:there aren't enough words in the english language- hell, the entire lexicon of languages the world over- to describe how incredibly wrong this is. Not only is it wrong in that it is ignorant, but in that it is so incredibly incorrect on a factual level. Holy ****ing God, how stupid can a human being get? In my life I've encountered people who have been unintelligent, yes- I've encountered my share of people who suffered from mental disabilities. People with down?s syndrome, autism, and so on. However, I have never once encounted somehow so stupid as to be capable of thinking something so unbelievably off-base. I didn't even think it possible that anyone in our plain of existence could ever even have the capacity for this level of idiocy
No capitalization of the first word of the paragraph and misused "somehow" in place of "someone." Pick up your game, Alex. You're getting sloppy.
Yet you somehow missed the misspelling of "encountered" and use of "plain" in place of "plane".

most likely trolling of trolling. the bridge they're under is located somewhere between the 3rd and 4th infernos of hell.

In my defense, I was simultaneously reading a rather depressing book about the bubonic plague, so my attention was split. I thought that those two examples would have sufficed.

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 9:29 am

kevin would be posting on a thread about peoples sisters...

lerfooled · Post by **lerfooled** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:36 am

i think joey needs to post some sort of pamphlet for us to better understand the dangers of sleeping around.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:07 am

acetamino wrote:kevin would be posting on a thread about peoples sisters...

I had the greatest plan of all plans, co-authored by Grant "xpx" Frazier/Fraser/Frasier/somethinglikethese, but everyone thought it was too mean to Kevin since it involved getting him to admit his sister had at least mildly attractive boobs without him knowing it was his sister.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:14 pm

Never would have worked! Plus, I never even noticed Grant changed his picture until he mentioned it to me.

Post by **ceebz** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:27 pm

alex kirk wrote:Ya'll toasting in a roll bread.

*So Close*

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:18 pm

GROCE

doyler · Post by **doyler** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:31 pm

stealthlol wrote:Never would have worked!

He knows his sister's boobs all too well for that trick to work

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