Opportunity of a lifetime

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:41 am

Team Ninja Zombies is looking to pick up a few more for the Euro league we participate in. This is the roster:

http://www.enemydown.co.uk/clanmembers.php?id=66468

Divide the number of people you see there by 4, and that's how many of us are actually around to play. So we need a few more.

This thing is played every 2 weeks on Sundays at 3 pm est. You play until you lose/win the whole thing, meaning you play anywhere between 1-3 consecutive matches. If you are not available Sunday afternoons, don't bother. If you are available, then you have the opportunity to play with people who are better-looking and more popular than Scott Fleener. And this would look amazing on a resume. Also you have the opportunity to destroy Euros since they're pretty much all bad, as we have beat them 5v6 on a few occasions. True story.

Next tourney is November 27.

We need the best fraggers of the Americas to help us destroy the Euros. If you are chosen, it does not mean you will play every match. We just want to get enough people on our roster so we don't have to FF, but we'll work you in some matches regardless.

Drop a line here or Steam PM me.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:48 am

Our ranks are still recovering from the tough loss to our arch-enemies from the barren wastelands of Europe. All that we ask are volunteers to aid us conquering these god damn enemy territories once more.

We have plenty of hershey's chocolate and the wage is good too. And you will have the opportunity of crushing euros, like colonel alex kirklandus III have briliantly stated: it's a opportunity of lifetime (of glory)!

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 10:52 am

I have Euro match experience, sign me up.

Fleener · Post by **Fleener** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:06 am

alex kirk wrote:then you have the opportunity to play with people who are better-looking and more popular than Scott Fleener.

Good joke

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:09 am

Fleener wrote:
alex kirk wrote:then you have the opportunity to play with people who are better-looking and more popular than Scott Fleener.

Good joke

Post by **ceebz** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:38 am

where do i sign up

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:46 am

Hey, I'm on the roster, I'll play

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:48 am

nomis wrote:Hey, I'm on the roster, I'll play

You're never online by the match time (guess you said before that its too "early" for your sleeping routines :p)

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:49 am

nomis wrote:Hey, I'm on the roster, I'll play

COOL JOKE.

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 11:55 am

cassinoroyale wrote:
nomis wrote:Hey, I'm on the roster, I'll play
You're never online by the match time (guess you said before that its too "early" for your sleeping routines :p)

Yeah, but I could wake up early one sunday, but I just realized that I'm not here this sunday

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:00 pm

nomis wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote:
nomis wrote:Hey, I'm on the roster, I'll play
You're never online by the match time (guess you said before that its too "early" for your sleeping routines :p)
Yeah, but I could wake up early one sunday, but I just realized that I'm not here this sunday

you're more than welcome to play with us bro! you know that!

rehpyc · Post by **rehpyc** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:12 pm

12pst? either sleeping or surfing.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:14 pm

rehpyc wrote:12pst? either sleeping or surfing.

Good, now I don't have to hurt your feelings and deny your application.

rehpyc · Post by **rehpyc** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:18 pm

orly?

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:27 pm

rehpyc wrote:orly?

Yaso · Post by **Yaso** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:28 pm

Put me in coach. I won't frag hard but damn it I'll top flag.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:31 pm

Yaso wrote:Put me in coach. I won't frag hard but damn it I'll top flag.

Immediate approval. Sign up on the site I posted, then either cass, Jarrod, or myself adds you to our roster.

Congratulations on your acceptance, and the Americas thank you for your service.

Yaso · Post by **Yaso** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:34 pm

Alright, just signed up on there. My name on there is Yaso_. Not sure if you needed that or not.

rehpyc · Post by **rehpyc** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:43 pm

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:52 pm

Yaso wrote:Alright, just signed up on there. My name on there is Yaso_. Not sure if you needed that or not.

Sign in, accept my invite to the roster. Make sure your SteamID is updated on your page so they can approve you!

`NG · Post by **`NG** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 12:53 pm

Ill play

Yaso · Post by **Yaso** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 1:38 pm

alex kirk wrote:
Yaso wrote:Alright, just signed up on there. My name on there is Yaso_. Not sure if you needed that or not.
Sign in, accept my invite to the roster. Make sure your SteamID is updated on your page so they can approve you!

Done and done. Ready to frag some bods.

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 4:50 pm

hmmm... It is pretty important to establish myself with the good looking players of the community as I want to be popular. But at the same time I do not think I can commit myself to a Sunday. How else can I achieve a better social status? Maybe I should start a picture thread and when it is my turn to post a picture, I will have like ten hot girls in the shot. Then everyone will know.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 5:16 pm

ao_ wrote:hmmm... It is pretty important to establish myself with the good looking players of the community as I want to be popular. But at the same time I do not think I can commit myself to a Sunday. How else can I achieve a better social status? Maybe I should start a picture thread and when it is my turn to post a picture, I will have like ten hot girls in the shot. Then everyone will know.

Anyone who has a smile that lights up a sunny room is allowed to join. That's just general policy.

But if not, we can start an Andrew Olsen/Olsun/Olsan/Olson Tribute Thread and praise your aesthetics and general good looks.

Miller` · Post by **Miller`** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:07 pm

Damn, and I was going to sign up.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:12 pm

I'll join your roster, Alex. I know you're dieing to have me. That way if I'm on, you don't have to play 5v6. "stealthlolol"

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 6:34 pm

Well you're welcome to join, Miller!

Badnewspanda and stealthlol added to the roster. MAKE SURE YOU CONFIRM MY INVITATION TO THE ROSTER, otherwise admins won't approve you. Check your email/log into your account on the site. Right now it says "Invited to join" next to your name, and once you accept there will be a red X next to it. Once admins approve you, it will be a green check mark.

Gogogo!

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:30 pm

not waking up at 4 in the morning for you alex, not going to happen

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:43 pm

Swiss wrote:not waking up at 4 in the morning for you alex, not going to happen

You think we need you?

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:49 pm

alex kirk wrote:
Swiss wrote:not waking up at 4 in the morning for you alex, not going to happen
You think we need you?

i think you need me

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Nov 15, 2011 8:58 pm

If by "opportunity" you mean "bag of dicks" and by "of a lifetime" you mean "in your mouth".

L-T · Post by **L-T** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 6:55 am

I can play, if you need a europe guy

We need the best fraggers of the Americas to help us destroy the Euros.

GL

Just a reminder, make sure u have remove yourself from a old team on ED site or u will be banned 1 month for multiclanning

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 7:09 am

Swiss wrote:i think you need me

Sears wrote:If by "opportunity" you mean "bag of dicks" and by "of a lifetime" you mean "in your mouth".

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:24 am

Trevor 'swiss' icantrememberthe3letterlastname, you are welcome to stand in my garden and look pretty.

Untill i get my amish dwarf to stand there.

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Wed Nov 16, 2011 10:54 am

#sp3c PM bullet

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