Mega-super-cool Soccer thread

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:20 am

Sadly I cannot find my favorite JT moment when Diaby kicked him in the face so hard he got ko'd and nearly choked on his tongue, but these two are nearly as good.

wanker wanker wanker

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:21 am

He was too busy thinking up racist shit to say, he couldn't be bothered against Van Persie.

Fuck, my Blues are soooooooooooo bad.

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:22 am

and i'm LOVING it.

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:23 am

[youtube]x5hd-RJUHIg[/youtube]

Also the quote on the youtube page for that video is awesome as hell...

that is the most disgracefull act in football i've ever witnessed, how dare john terry headbutt diabys boot
duckboy619 3 months ago

I don't care if Diaby does pretty much suck and has been broken for years since he got his ankle smashed by a douchebag, he'll always be a hero of mine for this act of pure class.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:28 am

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:31 am

Meh, Arsenal still lost to Blackburn heuehuehuehuehuehue

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:31 am

hahahaha, at least they're not a group of despicable cunts. JT sleeping with his teammates wife and fathering a child with her and keeping it a secret, ca$hley cole being a pissant and fatty frank making fun of 9/11 the day after it happened to americans trying to fly home from heathrow when he was hammered and pissing on the bar in public....

I don't get Boas, Chelsea pays so much for him to get out of his contract at Porto and is supposedly building a new team/dynamic to Chelsea yet he doesn't play any of his signings this summer besides Mata, and still relays heavily on the old guard that's well past their prime (see 08 CL final

)

I love seeing Chelski fail, makes me happy inside

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:32 am

we lose to a lot of teams, I'm used to it

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:32 am

but we still ship 5 on you at the bridge WHATS UP

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:34 am

Because Roman Abramovich would have it that way. Duh.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:35 am

dane wrote:but we still ship 5 on you at the bridge WHATS UP

Van Persie finally showed up to play a game against Chelsea. It happens. When you're paid as much as he is, you should probably do that more often.

Like against Blackburn.

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:44 am

oh shut up, RVP scored 2 at the bridge the season before last as well when we won there, and blackburn was horrible refs and a team just freshly put together.. Since our dismal start to the season after bringing 5 players in on deadline day we've looked a lot better.. Only loss in recent memory is the Spurs match which Van der Fart should have been sent off. Losing away to Blackburn seems a lot better then losing away to QPR. Just sayin'

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:50 am

also you shouldn't talk about how much players are getting paid. Chelsea paid 172mil in wages last year, nearly 40 million pounds more then the next team (MAN CITY) yet still cannot win shit... That's not a valid argument. Hell JT is on nearly 250k/week yet can't help from falling over at the worst times and costing his team the winning PK in the champion's league final. PLUS he's a bigger racist than me even.

james- · Post by **james-** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:19 am

Het wijf van van der Vaart, van der Vaart, van der Vaart, Het wijf van van der Vaart verdient haar centen op de straat.

Daar neukt, daar neukt ze, daar neukt ze voor de poen, zodat ze, zodat ze de boodschappen kan doen!

You guys have pretty much discussed ever reason I haven't paid much attention to the EPL in the last 3 or so seasons.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:22 am

what a dumb sport

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 11:03 am

I didn't say Chelsea wasn't overpaying. But, I knew this year was going to be rough to bad.

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:44 pm

Gotta love King Kenny!

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:39 pm

WEW LOL, Napoli beat City tonight so unless Napoli chokes the final game in two weeks against winless Villireal then they're going back to the europa league... God how I'd love to see that

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:21 pm

dane wrote:WEW LOL, Napoli beat City tonight so unless Napoli chokes the final game in two weeks against winless Villireal then they're going back to the europa league... God how I'd love to see that

Called it. Little bit surprised that Villarreal hasn't picked up any points yet. Hopefully they won't when they face Napoli.

Can't wait till City get smashed at Anfield on Sunday

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:08 pm

yellow submarines are without Rossi and Nilmar :/ Not really suprised I guess, figured them good for a couple draws at least though, but hopefully Napoli smashes them in two weeks so I can laugh at the 1.3 bil USD spent by man city in the past 3 years to not even make it out of the group stages of the UCL.

james- · Post by **james-** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:40 pm

Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.

Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again."
The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's quarter to five."

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:48 pm

fuck you james :/

We'll return to former glory soon enough.. We have the best stadium in all of Europe, debt is almost gone, and our future still looks good...

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:25 pm

Villareal dumped roster in the summer.

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:29 pm

mg_ wrote:Villareal dumped roster in the summer.

Well they'd be better if their two starting strikers weren't out with long term injuries because both are fantastic... Turncoat Rossi should be playing for the USA but who can blame him when offered a chance to play for the Azzurri? Doesn't help they have a small budget playing in a town that has 50k people or so, plus they needed to replace the aging general that was Senna but no real replacement has been found/stepped up...

Anyhow Aletico is the only team I care about in La Liga, gotta love their inconsistency.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:33 pm

dane wrote:
mg_ wrote:Villareal dumped roster in the summer.

Well they'd be better if their two starting strikers weren't out with long term injuries because both are fantastic... Turncoat Rossi should be playing for the USA but who can blame him when offered a chance to play for the Azzurri? Doesn't help they have a small budget playing in a town that has 50k people or so, plus they needed to replace the aging general that was Senna but no real replacement has been found/stepped up...

Anyhow Aletico is the only team I care about in La Liga, gotta love their inconsistency.

At least you didn't say Madrid or Valencia. I can see myself hitting a future child of mine if he ever tells me he roots for Madrid.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:34 pm

Also, this:

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:42 pm

That was 6 years ago, give it a rest... He's the most prolific striker in the world currently, can't think of another forward I would rather have then him... (messi playing the false 9 role doesn't count as a striker/cf... and cr7 could eat a bag of dicks lined with razor blades for all I care)

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:43 pm

also Aletico because my mom was born in Madrid and I just can't root for Franco's bullshit Madrid team and support Marca or anything of that sorts... They were fun to watch with Zizou tho...

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:45 pm

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:59 pm

im not following you at all eric, but don't hate because soccer is the most popular sport in the world and the champion's league final for european clubs gets 2x+ as many viewers as the superbowl does.. America will always be shit though, we just don't go around signing 5 year old kids to clubs and have them eat/live/sleep sports like they do overseas

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:30 pm

I googled something like "soccer animated gif pussies" or something like that, and that's what I got.

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:50 pm

What a joke of a club.
Copying the old Torres Liverpool banner even leaving Bill Shankly's gate on the new one

dane · Post by **dane** » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:08 pm

Chelski FC - Where money attempts to buy class and history.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:52 am

dane wrote:Chelski FC - Where money attempts to buy class and history.

lol.

You're just mad someone had the cash to join the big kid's table with you.

Be less bitter, brah.

james- · Post by **james-** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:41 pm

rvp is easily one of my favorite attackers as well. I hate most English teams for having the money to buy all of the star players from other euro clubs and pay them millions to sit on the bench. Arsenal infuriated me when they signed van persie for half of Feyenoord's asking price. The same with Dirk Kuyt going to pool.

But when it comes down to it, neither of them would have been able to get the stardom that they have now, had they not gone to play in England.

And hey, occasional we cash out on idiots like Roysten Drenthe, who we sold for much more than he's worth. He performed so poorly in spain that I don't know if the idiot still plays anymore.

milo · Post by **milo** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:53 pm

And hey, occasional we cash out on idiots like Roysten Drenthe, who we sold for much more than he's worth. He performed so poorly in spain that I don't know if the idiot still plays anymore.

He got loaned out to Everton

dane · Post by **dane** » Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:13 pm

milo wrote:
And hey, occasional we cash out on idiots like Roysten Drenthe, who we sold for much more than he's worth. He performed so poorly in spain that I don't know if the idiot still plays anymore.
He got loaned out to Everton

he's done ok at Everton, and he's still pretty young, no? He's a decent player and will improve..

Hey Mitch,
how about Chelsea in Germany today eh? Awesome team. Man City spending 1.3bil usd in 3/yrs on players and such and looking like they can't even get into the last 16 of the champion's league now... Rad... Arsenal first team from England to win their group / qualify for the knockout... We probably had the hardest draw besides City as well..

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:49 am

Arsenal's and Chelsea's groups are both terrible. You keep restating what I've said from the beginning like it's new or novel, Dane.

I know Chelsea isn't good. Arsenal isn't good either. Manchester United isn't that good. And lol @ Man City.

I really don't foresee an English team in the last 8 in all sincerity. Man U, Arsenal and Chelsea don't have it.

dane · Post by **dane** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:21 am

mg_ wrote:Arsenal's and Chelsea's groups are both terrible. You keep restating what I've said from the beginning like it's new or novel, Dane.

I know Chelsea isn't good. Arsenal isn't good either. Manchester United isn't that good. And lol @ Man City.

I really don't foresee an English team in the last 8 in all sincerity. Man U, Arsenal and Chelsea don't have it.

I don't see Arsenal's group as bad honestly, Dortmund are a different team than they were at the start of the year (they beat a red hot bayern team @ the alizan just 4 days ago..) and I bet there's at least 1 english team in the semi finals this year

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:57 am

dane wrote:
mg_ wrote:Arsenal's and Chelsea's groups are both terrible. You keep restating what I've said from the beginning like it's new or novel, Dane.

I know Chelsea isn't good. Arsenal isn't good either. Manchester United isn't that good. And lol @ Man City.

I really don't foresee an English team in the last 8 in all sincerity. Man U, Arsenal and Chelsea don't have it.

I don't see Arsenal's group as bad honestly, Dortmund are a different team than they were at the start of the year (they beat a red hot bayern team @ the alizan just 4 days ago..) and I bet there's at least 1 english team in the semi finals this year

I've been catching dortmund's games at lunch and they have been running over the bundesliga of late. Lots of 5 and 6 goal wins.

dane · Post by **dane** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:16 am

yup... They are a good team, Mitch is just mad that Chelsea can only draw to Genk, Valencia, and lose to Bayern Leverkusen... Dortmund's game with arsenal was unfortunate that they lost Goatze 20 minutes in to injury but it's still a quality win for Arsenal, we've yet to lose in Europe, won our group and conceded only 4 goals in 5 games... Gunners clearly are in a state of crisis.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 10:58 am

dane wrote:yup... They are a good team, Mitch is just mad that Chelsea can only draw to Genk, Valencia, and lose to Bayern Leverkusen... Dortmund's game with arsenal was unfortunate that they lost Goatze 20 minutes in to injury but it's still a quality win for Arsenal, we've yet to lose in Europe, won our group and conceded only 4 goals in 5 games... Gunners clearly are in a state of crisis.

lol.

I'm not mad. You need to learn what mad is. I'm indifferent. You've clearly got an issue. It's like watching a 3 year old throw a tantrum and his mom just goes "okay."

Arsenal's group isn't that good. Neither is Chelsea's. Getting big dick about group stages in Champions League is getting quite laughable.

I know Chelsea isn't that good. I've yet to state otherwise. Arsenal isn't that good either.

dane · Post by **dane** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:03 pm

It's not a bad group... German champions, french runner ups, greek champions? I don't care about the group stages and not getting big dick about it, just happy we won't face Barca/Real in the first knockout rounds... (We'll get AC Milan instead obviously..)

I just like watching Chelsea flounder, that's all.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:20 pm

dane wrote:It's not a bad group... German champions, french runner ups, greek champions? I don't care about the group stages and not getting big dick about it, just happy we won't face Barca/Real in the first knockout rounds... (We'll get AC Milan instead obviously..)

I just like watching Chelsea flounder, that's all.

Lol @ Greek and French.

dane · Post by **dane** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:27 pm

sorry Marseille isn't up to those high standards of the Belgium league, Genk is a fierce team.

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:28 pm

Mg_, were you a fan of Chelsea Pre-Abramovich?

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:30 am

milo wrote:Mg_, were you a fan of Chelsea Pre-Abramovich?

Yes, and they were terrible.

james- · Post by **james-** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 12:38 am

Dear Man City

Thank you

someone make it work =[=[=[=[=[=[

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:29 am

Hosting at Imageshack is worse than cancer. Just re-host shit at imgur, James.

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:42 am

but at least you had Zola mitch @_@