TPG Season 27 - Week 1

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:09 am

Okay Scott was right!

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:49 am

AccuseMe wrote:lol you guys are hilarious.....
soooooo many accusations!!!!

regardless of what anyone says about me, anyone following this thread, has enjoyed it. People have come on and posted, "I was having a bad day at work, came home and found this, Here's to TimTebow....
Here's to TimTebow indeed....

If i manage to put a smile on peoples faces, even if they think it's at my expense....
I'm proud to be the reason.....

*Considering the league answered my ticket, within a reasonable time, and I managed to MISS it, I will be un-installing the enhancement pack, and awaiting further review. I do not expect the league to come up with a ruling in a little over 24hrs, it is unfair to the league, given it was my fault i missed the response.....I will post the video of what it does, after the ruling which i hope can be before the Week 2 match.

Lol i know eh Rob! look how great I am at controlling my pistol recoil...I easily put 4 bullets to the cranium in that clip, and even tho the bullets didnt even register it looked GREAT.
When you accuse me of cheating it makes my dick hard....keep doing it im about to cum.
noobs

[youtube]svwGRJA28lY[/youtube]

ALSO

Dude, all you have to do is clean up you room a little bit, turn the lights on (hide the dead bodies), and record yourself actually physically playing a game in which you score like 50 kills before you die. As long as you don't cheat and do it on like dod_charlie or something, everyone would have to concede that you're just a highly skilled player.

If you did that it would fix everything for you on here...

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:32 am

lol dude no matter what i do these guys aren't gonna listen...
I'm just having fun with it at this point....
if you can honestly say, after watching my demos i put up that you STILL think i cheat...
then you are really REALLY dumb.,....
like....locked in a world of your own paranoid dillusions....
I didn't even do that good....
they just get owned by me...
and then cant deal with it....
so they create this thing that "YEA! that's why i got beat he must be cheating....I didn't get outplayed....ahh now i dont have to feel bad about it..."
its hilarious human behavior, even when the truth plain as day hits them square in the face they STILL won't believe it due to their fragile ego.....I'm enjoying this thread....

british · Post by **british** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:53 am

Im still back on page 3 but gotta input on this, so i don't know how this epic story turns out

But why would you post a video of yourself on the merrils main server? You know there ALL bots right ?

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:55 am

Where is Alex Kirk when you need him to talk sense into somebody?

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:57 am

Damn, page 9 and he's still no getting it. When Alex shows up, this thread will easily reach 15 pages.

british · Post by **british** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:05 pm

On a side note, there's no way this guys is even good enough to cheat, i was pubbing against him on flash and he was less than mediocre , even bonerhaus was doing better than him.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:42 pm

Awe man you were in a pub with me one time and I wasn't doing good? damn that proves it then......
lmao
another hateful dick....

btw as the title says "(testvideo)" it is....and i know this may come as a shock to you....a TEST video....
just making sure the camera looks good....
there were some cool looking shots in it though....
they werent all bots....

You "droopy eyed armless child"

`NG · Post by **`NG** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:45 pm

oh dear...
sweet god...
it just keeps...
getting worse....

Every time you post I find myself reading in the voice of William Shatner.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:47 pm

AccuseMe wrote:lol dude no matter what i do these guys aren't gonna listen...
I'm just having fun with it at this point....
if you can honestly say, after watching my demos i put up that you STILL think i cheat...
then you are really REALLY dumb.,....
like....locked in a world of your own paranoid dillusions....
I didn't even do that good....
they just get owned by me...
and then cant deal with it....
so they create this thing that "YEA! that's why i got beat he must be cheating....I didn't get outplayed....ahh now i dont have to feel bad about it..."
its hilarious human behavior, even when the truth plain as day hits them square in the face they STILL won't believe it due to their fragile ego.....I'm enjoying this thread....

Bro, you must not have noticed somehow, but I'm kind of a big deal around here...

If you were to make such a video, as per my instructions, and it were to receive my endorsement as being legitimate. Then you would have no more issues with this community. It's that simple. This opportunity is yours to take or leave, but choosing not to is basically an admission of guilt, and gets you nowhere fast.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:58 pm

Miller` wrote:

[youtube]A2QGTIwiup4[/youtube]

Marshall_D · Post by **Marshall_D** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:02 pm

Even Keanu Reeves could not have foreseen the consequences of taking the red pill

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:18 pm

i will take you up on that sears... tell me how you would like me to do it....
i will go with a match or a 12man with alot of higher ups....
i am shocked and happy to see some respect from someone

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:25 pm

AccuseMe wrote:i will take you up on that sears... tell me how you would like me to do it....
i will go with a match or a 12man with alot of higher ups....
i am shocked and happy to see some respect from someone

Sears wrote:Dude, all you have to do is clean up you room a little bit, turn the lights on (hide the dead bodies), and record yourself actually physically playing a game in which you score like 50 kills before you die. As long as you don't cheat and do it on like dod_charlie or something, everyone would have to concede that you're just a highly skilled player.

If you did that it would fix everything for you on here...

A 12 man, scrim, or match would be better probably. But pub footage would probably work if you went a least 30-0 pretty easily.

Remember, people won't believe you unless they can actually see you playing, not just your monitor...

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:47 pm

ok so, monitor....keyboard and mouse.....in a match or deep 12man
any other specifics?

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:50 pm

Uh oh...another hitman47 lol.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:03 pm

whats the story on this hitman47 his name keeps popping up
and I have no idea who he is/was

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:12 pm

AccuseMe wrote:whats the story on this hitman47 his name keeps popping up
and I have no idea who he is/was

hitman47 was a player who found himself in a similar situation as you, and vindicated himself by doing as I have told you to do. It really works wonder at shutting people up.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:33 pm

k4b00m wrote:
Miller` wrote:

[youtube]A2QGTIwiup4[/youtube]

Gay song....
and I already don't like you cuz you're all..... "look what our team did to KS before hx and TimTebow joined"
but great vid awsome quality....
you guys played pretty good in that reel i have no doubts about that....
gj
JUST so you know.....
cuz you probably didnt even CONSIDER it....
You're too busy foaming....
we definatley dont have a starter thats gonna go 1-40....
and out of those 6 in ur vid, i think 2-3 of them will be in sundays match...
the rest will be new players and other players on the team that are better....
I do not see:
-Red Dogg
-TimTebow
-hx
-zinK^
-Carpenter
-dropbair
-Coffee
in that match. which are all possible starters and can easily hold their own if i must say

all things considered though i think it's gonna be a great match. Both our teams are at the top of Open, and I think it's gonna be close. I know Unreal and Teapot (if hes still there) are both great players, at the same time i know players on our team can step up and make be a difference maker.
Funny story actually it was Unreal who introduced me to the KS guys.....
And I'm one a those guys that might be able to make a difference so

.....

what I want to know is...
what does the world think?
is going to happen in Opens' Week 1 self-proclaimed feature matchup?

After all this IS a prediction thread...It only took me 9 pages to even suggest predictions.....

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:41 pm

Do you play BAW this week? I had no idea. I'm not on BAW's TPG team anymore, It was merely a flashback for me and Miller since that match was played almost a year ago.

I don't think I've ever played any of you before besides reddogg, but good luck this season.
I think you just need to relax dude, I'm foaming? Wtf lol.

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:43 pm

Airnick15 wrote:
CharlieGiteau wrote:
Airnick15 wrote:Charlie could you link the thread?
Here ya go Airnick.
http://www.corclan.com/forums/index.php?topic=26716.0
THANKS!

wow, squadleader got his ass handed to him in that thread ahahahaha

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:49 pm

lol Sorry I'm still a little on defense-mode from all these freaks in here trolling.....
I'm just tryin' to give them something to work with....
lol you made a guy go 1-40 I was hearing that story rescently actually.....
i gotta poor out some of my E-40oz for that guy...
Jesus

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:51 pm

Eric, you're cracking me up. Holy shit.

Yaso · Post by **Yaso** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:30 pm

AccuseMe wrote:
I do not see:
-Red Dogg
-TimTebow
-hx
-zinK^
-Carpenter
-dropbair
-Coffee
in that match. which are all possible starters and can easily hold their own if i must say

All of which are awful. Get those guys together and scrim an actual team? As much as you guys practice, playing against pub teams doesn't even seem right. I vote for KS being moved to mid or even upper, since there's so many people that can hold their own/be game changers on that roster.

mare · Post by **mare** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:35 pm

MY GOD...TOO...MANY...ELLIPSES..........

WHY?....

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:37 pm

Charlie I have a total of 20 steam id's, i use from two different ip's that I use to cheat on your, and ONLY your server. I do it everyday too....and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop me, and im gonna continue to do it until i feel like you have been punished enough for slamming my name in a public forum.......how do you like me now.....

lol ur so dumb you'd probably believe it.....
But I cant do that cuz I love TPG way more than I hate you, and i have way too much ego and dignity to ever cheat...
I just have a great idea though.....
I could definatley think of someone i could pay to do it.....
I could hire a "hitman"!!!! LMFAO
I wish i knew that guy....

but on the real i know someone that would prolly do it for money.....
care to start showing a little respect yet?
lolololololololol

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:42 pm

"All of which are awful. Get those guys together and scrim an actual team? As much as you guys practice, playing against pub teams doesn't even seem right. I vote for KS being moved to mid or even upper, since there's so many people that can hold their own/be game changers on that roster"
-Yaso

WOW UPPER!?!?!?! jeez man thanks for that compliment......I never thought you respected our talent that much...
MY OPINION is that we have players that could hold their own/be game changers in OPEN yea......
we dont have enough good players to survive main, let alone upper....
we would easily be the worst team in main....
the only matches we would win is when we dispute dbo and get a FF win

But again ty for the compliment i think we are coming along great.....

rdk · Post by **rdk** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:15 pm

hey mare, lets make out

milo · Post by **milo** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:15 pm

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:16 pm

please just stop tim

rdk · Post by **rdk** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:19 pm

btw i hope i play against this team soon in lower... ill drop dumps in his cereal off the bench... but i cheat so w/e.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:39 pm

lol im a jokester I dont think I'd ever do that....

SO i just finished a 12man with invite players

something like 15-24
then 13-30....

lol watch out I'm comin for all y'all

unpro · Post by **unpro** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:42 pm

invite players?

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:55 pm

haha i thought i did pretty good the second time around!!!!
i was 21-26 the first half.....TK'd 4 or 5 times
2nd half fell apart after about 13min and went 15-30......
lol i enjoyed it though it's great practice i appreciate the invite

and I knifed their sniper 2nd half...
THAT GUY got tebowned....

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:56 pm

Bro, just make another video so we can all get past this. I believe in you.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:06 pm

lol i recorded! and I tried hard.....I'm not as good as those guys that were in there though....I had my last pick at weapons...on the losing team the first time.....thats not an epic tebow moment.....
I'll keep tryin' though, I'll keep Tebowing....and then jesus will give me a GIFT from the heavens, and somebody else besides dbo will be on the other team for me to kill.....maybe the guy from gskill his keyboard starts to stick from dried semen.....
and ill go like 34-16 and upload it.....

Its hard tho man those guys are the best in the world. I never said i was better than them

Miller` · Post by **Miller`** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:28 pm

Chris, it's KS vs. BAW. Looks like time to join our fellow Wankers for a weeks.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 6:34 pm

lol you dickweeds probably would if you could....
too bad the roster lock was 30 minutes ago....
aaaaawwwweee
almost though!

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:43 pm

Damnit mare!!!! I fat fingered the rep icons on your post and accidentally negged! So I went back and repped you twice!

Tebow, it's good to know you're the worst player posting in this thread, since Scott and I can definitely pull better ratios. Whew, I can now move on with my life. But hey, still post that video so we can finally lay it all to rest; per Erics instructions of course.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:47 pm

you pull better ratios than i do?

"well, that one time you jumped two divisions and played i do"

but i know eh...
i suck...
and you thought i cheated

reddogg · Post by **reddogg** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:18 pm

tebow plz stop, this has gone on for 10 pages and nothing has been proven, all your doing is putting a target on our backs that most us don't want. You can go on forever and nothing but bad things will come of this, so plz just stop and become the chill dude you are when u play us in our inter clan scrims and just play the game

KHype · Post by **KHype** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:24 pm

I agree with Reddog, this has gone on far to long and that its become extreamly dull and nothing is becoming proven at this point at all except for you making us all look bad as if to prove you and everyone else on KS is better then most teams. Sit down take a chill pill, and play the game how it was meant to be played.

`NG · Post by **`NG** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:29 pm

Wait, you mean acting like a hardass on the internet doesn't yield good results?

I'm speechless.

showtime · Post by **showtime** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:42 pm

`NG wrote:Wait, you mean acting like a hardass on the internet doesn't yield good results?

I'm speechless.

Shocking indeed.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:11 pm

Unfortunately, I still think he's too dense.

zinK^ · Post by **zinK^** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:38 pm

Just because i forgot Narc, i am so sorry

scottglass · Post by **scottglass** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:59 pm

Football Manager 2012 Demo has more active players than DoD.

game, set, match,

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Sat Jan 07, 2012 11:28 pm

scottglass wrote:Football Manager 2012 Demo has more active players than DoD.

game, set, match,

Football Manager 2012 Demo can go suck a dick.

AccuseMe · Post by **AccuseMe** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:12 am

I'ts been fun trolling back and forth with you guys but I'm done. I'm sure we'll do this again.....It's been nothing but fun I'm sure we had some good laughs.....
This thread is done, but here are some classic quotes some of us might not ever forget....
Enjoy

Rob: (stoopid rage award)
- "Holy fuck... this TimTebow guy is too ridiculously awesome. I don't even know where to start. Have to process, brb.
- "Anyways, just for the record, in the 12 man I was in against him, he was extraordinarily fishy, not just for typical esp type behavior, but for how quickly he could compensate for poor movement/positioning in situations where I knew I had the drop on him, by virtue of actually knowing how to play this game (somewhat)."
- "Oh yeah, and the caen video is pretty obvious cheats. Just watch the damn crosshair."
- "1:53"
AND THEN HE SAYS!
- "(3) you think that when someone accuses you of cheating, it's because you did something awesome that they can't believe is legit, which isn't the case at all."
(hes the winner)
- "The "1.3 enhancement pack" stuff was somewhat of a joke. It's a moot point. Your caen videos show you obviously cheating via scripting of some kind. Your recoil has been manipulated."

Taylu_b (Creativity Award)
- "i think i speak for the people here in this thread we would like to see a full body shot so we can see your hands controlling the mouse along with a GoPro cam on your head so we can get a good view of the screen."
- "also in your filming if you can put a metronome on your desk and set it to 192 bpm and a diamond quartz chess clock
so we know there isnt any video editing"
- "this is what we would like to see from you just to be sure you are the real deal its just protocol when skills like yours show up in the dod community"
- "very good suggestion this could be a possibility maybe he is using some type of special lens "

Charlie Giteau (Make up your mind award)
- "Then it changes to flash and he's the most pro peek I've ever seen. Not to mention he wasn't missing at all."
- "Tebow, it's good to know you're the worst player posting in this thread, since Scott and I can definitely pull better ratios. Whew, I can now move on with my life."

rymoz (best troll in a single post)
-"Ok, here's the deal. I watched your youtube videos intensely and came to the conclusion you are using a variety of cheats. Obviously, you are using a dual monitor, one with some form of ESP (boxes, chams, wireframe, whitewalls, etc.) and THAT is how you know where everyone is. NO OTHER EXPLANATION. Secondly, you must be using some sort of strafe script or no spread script. I've NEVER seen anyone stop on a dime like that and kill people that fast. There is some fishy aimbot in the videos as well. Your dot crosshair just SNAPS to peoples heads as soon as you fire. NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE is that good at Day of Defeat 1.3, not even Caliban and that dude was good (He's TPG banned for being that good). You'd wreck every player in TPG-Invite."

TimTebow (Heratio Cane award|Best one liner)
- "The fact some of you guys think sometimes I am so good it's not even humanly possible, makes my dick hard...."

Feel good posts:
- "Oh my goodnessss fucking gracious
I sense the -rep will be flying in this thread." --lolinus
- "Best pred thread in quite a while! Keep it up, keep it up!" --casinoroyale
- "He found the lens from National Treasure! I knew they existed!" --Showtime
- "what a wonderful thread. you got everything from predictions to whatever the fuck it turned into... i thoroughly enjoyed it." --bonerhaus
- "Trust me, you have better things to do with your time than try and prove yourself to this community." --ao_
- "Bro, you must not have noticed somehow, but I'm kind of a big deal around here..." --Sears
- "I vote for KS being moved to mid or even upper, since there's so many people that can hold their own/be game changers on that roster." --Yaso
- "'Id just like to thank TimTebow. I had a horrible day at work, and came home to this thread. My day has been saved. Here's to you TimTebow!" --defiance

The Dirt Nasties:
- "- Abuse punctuation, grammar, and spelling
Rub the already sandy vaginas that lurk this board
Make fun of Yaso, who is already self deprecating as it is
Abuse a list in bullet form.
Bravo. Now please fuck off." -- 'NG
- "Also its funny to see what we thought was a troll get trolled, have no idea he's being trolled, and then evidence is posted to discount the initial trolling. Turns out he's just a huge failure in life that has amassed over 100 hours of dod in a month."---Moos
- "btw i hope i play against this team soon in lower... ill drop dumps in his cereal off the bench... but i cheat so w/e." --rdk

unpro · Post by **unpro** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:37 am

i hate you so much for that post.