Dear Kevin "Stealth" Gardner

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 5:12 am

Saw this on our roster today:

Grant F. KevinGardnerhasherpes STEAM_0:0:1612117

Two questions:

1. Is this true?

2. Do I need to get tested?

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 6:37 am

Two answers:

1. I didn't as of one week ago.

2. As of three days ago, I'm getting concerned. What did you do to me?

Then again, Grant is known for being a liar liar. He might just be spreading false concerns.

mg_ · Post by **mg_** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:43 am

Is Grant such a liar liar that his pants, may in fact, be on fire?

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 10:03 am

I think it's plausible Mitch. Kevin come over here and drop those pants, I've got some myth busting to do.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Wed Jan 11, 2012 1:46 pm

A guy who works at the Giant I buy groceries from looks EXACTLY like Adam Savage. Exactly.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:02 am

moosh wrote:Does this mean xpx took my spot as stellar backup? If so I no longer worry for 3h.

No. Dear God no.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 6:59 am

joeledmunds wrote:
moosh wrote:Does this mean xpx took my spot as stellar backup? If so I no longer worry for 3h.
No. Dear God no.

This. Grant cannot be trusted! Good thing Matt picked up Courtney.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:17 am

stealthlol wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:
moosh wrote:Does this mean xpx took my spot as stellar backup? If so I no longer worry for 3h.
No. Dear God no.
This. Grant cannot be trusted! Good thing Matt picked up Courtney.

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:01 pm

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 1:02 pm

A whole ten minutes? I wish.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 9:36 pm

acetamino wrote:

Basically, this was made for Kevin.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:34 pm

So what I' understanding here is that Kevin can scrim until 7:40 PM. PREPARE YOURSELVES TPG-I.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:25 pm

wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:27 pm

Sears wrote:wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...

xpx · Post by **xpx** » Mon Jan 16, 2012 11:05 pm

1) Kevin must have herpes, how else could I have them?
2) I do not have herpes.
3) Kevin might also have hep c.
4) Just sayin'.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:00 am

Sears wrote:wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...

Just trying to shake things up a bit. There may have been a slight kink in the plan, but we couldn't be happier.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:32 am

stealthlol wrote:
Sears wrote:wow gj trying to spam upvote eachother you idiots...
Just trying to shake things up a bit. There may have been a slight kink in the plan, but we couldn't be happier.

Can't blame Sears, I guess. There was no way he could have understood the final plan. Had he been aware, however, then he would have asked to play a role.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:55 am

Whatever, just let me know if you try it again because it will probably ban you. I don't remember what your guys rep's were or I would restore it.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 12:25 pm

Alex was at 2088 before we started and I was roughly 100 above mogers.

Just saying...

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:20 pm

stealthlol wrote:Alex was at 2088 before we started and I was roughly 100 above mogers.

Just saying...

Sounds about right. I was around 2,300 after all the repping, so I probably started in the 2,000 - 2,100 range? Don't recall.

Kevin was at least 500 above Mogers. That's a conservative guess, might I add.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:13 pm

sometimes i think 1911 is too self aware!

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:30 pm

So can I rep people now?

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:32 pm

defiance wrote:sometimes i think 1911 is too self aware!

Haha, I spent like an extra 2 months trying to program in anti-spam measures into the rep system because I had a pretty good understanding of the bro:cunt ratio of the remnant DoD community. But yeah, I'm surprised 1911 hasn't evolved to the point of self-destruction already.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:34 pm

milo wrote:So can I rep people now?

It has you on the disabled list. What did you do!?

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:35 pm

Nothing

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:40 pm

milo wrote:Nothing

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:42 pm

I may have spam upvote some people couple months ago

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:00 pm

This is ju8st a lesson, if Alex Kirk tells you something will be fun and cool, don't do it.

This is especially true for small children.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:24 pm

moosh wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:This is ju8st a lesson, if Alex Kirk tells you something will be fun and cool, don't do it.

This is especially true for small children.

I sat here and tried to read into "ju8st" for about 20 seconds, attempting to crack the deeper meaning. Then i realized "u" is right under "8". Conclusion: Joel is fat.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:26 pm

Sears wrote:
moosh wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:This is ju8st a lesson, if Alex Kirk tells you something will be fun and cool, don't do it.

This is especially true for small children.

I sat here and tried to read into "ju8st" for about 20 seconds, attempting to crack the deeper meaning. Then i realized "u" is right under "8". Conclusion: Joel is fat.

This is what happens when you google "sausage fingers"...

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:43 pm

In truth, Joel is inaccurate.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Tue Jan 17, 2012 10:41 pm

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:03 pm

defiance wrote:

Old defiance is back, bitches!

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:13 pm

KIRK, I HAVE FOUND A NEW STASH OF CAT PICTURES.

NOW THE PROBLEM IS IF I SHOULD USE THEM APPROPRIATELY, OR IF I SHOULD JUST RANDOMLY POST THEM!!!

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:54 pm

defiance wrote:KIRK, I HAVE FOUND A NEW STASH OF CAT PICTURES.

NOW THE PROBLEM IS IF I SHOULD USE THEM APPROPRIATELY, OR IF I SHOULD JUST RANDOMLY POST THEM!!!

I'll tell you what is great about this scenario:

win/win.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:25 pm

Just as I thought, way better as spam...

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:39 pm

amazing sears...

simply amazing.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 7:23 am

sup guise, just got back from band camp

back in this like a boss

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 9:05 am

eric if you neg me again i'll sink your fucking battleship

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:08 am

I can't stop looking at that gif.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Thu Jan 19, 2012 10:13 am

alex kirk wrote:I can't stop looking at that gif.

lemme distract you from his to mine!