TPG Season 27 - Week 4

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:30 pm

Invite
mona vegas vs. G.SKILL
Attack of the killer koalas! vs. Dumbledores ARMY
NFC vs THUNDER
dirty ghetto f**ks vs Rivalry Reborn

Main
Most Valuable Playerz vs 3h
1080p vs G.L.O.C.K.
cBerry vs TeamLess
Kill at Random vs ONLINE LIGHTNING
Jim's Auto Sales vs madness

IM
Masacre vs Kevlar Soul
!!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! vs Like A Boss!
Subpar at Best vs Hard to Kill
Reines.Ei vs tA. eSports Organization™

Open
Kevlar's Widowers vs BIO*
Merrill's Marauders vs Bad Ass Wankers
Hell's Kitchen vs BAMMuNiTY
FeelTheFury vs codename:killers

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:54 pm

Major shake up in TPG this week as the powers that be have broken it down to 4 divisions, thanks to a recent surge in team creation and roster minimization. Listen up you fuckers, don't die so we can keep this balance.

Invite
mona vegas > G.SKILL - just when it looks like g.skill is running away with things, they're now scrambling for a 6th.
Attack of the killer koalas! > Dumbledores ARMY - motw. listen up my preseason pick, koala. thunder is back, START SCRIMMING AGAIN.
3xtreme Humiliation < THUNDER - jaggon's movie thread prophecy has come to pass. Things are heating up!~!!~!!~!
dirty ghetto f**ks > Rivalry Reborn - rr lost cass to koala. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing? Either way, after making the finals last season, they've had a disappointing start to the season. This is on sherman, so dgf should have it.

Main
Most Valuable Playerz < no fat chicks - as long as taylub benches himself for invite ringers. MVPz needs a 6th, someone help them out. Its on sherman though, so should be real close.
1080p glhf G.L.O.C.K.- epic battle of 1080p vs nugz. Let there be prone.
cBerry > TeamLess - every week i've noticed someone in cberry returning to form. They are about 4/6 way there now. Teamless pickup Airnick who may be able to hold down the tank. This is another good match up.
Kill at Random > ONLINE LIGHTNING - Jackson.
Jim's Auto Sales < winning4lyfe - biggie and milo in main. CHOOOO CHOOO MOVE EM UP TO INVITE TRAIN.

IM
Masacre > Kevlar Soul - i don't trust a single one of these Argentinian teams. Take a good rcon status, KS.
!!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! < Like A Boss! - Shifty vs grimm. I think grimm's backup is a little bit better though.
Subpar at Best < Hard to Kill - motw. here's the one placement mistake, in my opinion. HTK is harboring both jonski and super, and maybe more of WithClass. These kids were invite last season and hop around on rosters with different aliases.
Reines.Ei > tA. eSports Organization™

Open
Kevlar's Widowers < BIO* - Bio should be very pleased with the way things worked out.
Merrill's Marauders > Bad Ass Wankers - show up BAW
Hell's Kitchen < BAMMuNiTY - FINALLY. Bam gets a team without an invite player on it. GL guys.
FeelTheFury > codename:killers - jakimo and blairism.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:00 pm

Apparently the biggest mistakes we've made this season have been beating GLOCK.

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:17 pm

yup... move 3h down and winning4lyfe up. simple math.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:59 pm

Looks like Winning4lyfe is already down to 5, thanks to milo hiding out in IM. come on, guy.

rwc8thc · Post by **rwc8thc** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 7:54 pm

I'll be back soon after a short hiatus.

Narc.. I dunno what division we're in, or what the hell is going on any more, but I'm prepared to start shitting on kids.

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:00 pm

rwc8thc wrote:I'll be back soon after a short hiatus.

Narc.. I dunno what division we're in, or what the hell is going on any more, but I'm prepared to start shitting on kids.

lol yeh rite. We finally started winning matches, you think we are gonna let you come in and tk us? Sup n00b?

AlopeX · Post by **AlopeX** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:02 pm

moosh wrote:We got moved. We play thunder.

rwc8thc · Post by **rwc8thc** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:09 pm

Jb_ wrote:
rwc8thc wrote:I'll be back soon after a short hiatus.

Narc.. I dunno what division we're in, or what the hell is going on any more, but I'm prepared to start shitting on kids.
lol yeh rite. We finally started winning matches, you think we are gonna let you come in and tk us? Sup n00b?

lol I'm glad some things never change. jb you fgt

I'll have my internet running at the new place soon if you guys still need a 6th.

unpro · Post by **unpro** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:12 pm

good thing, they rely on me and traize.. thats never a good plan.

Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:34 pm

unpro wrote:good thing, they rely on me and traize.. thats never a good plan.

^^^ This ^^^

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:30 pm

Died before our first match, oh well.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 11:13 pm

Invite
mona vegas > G.SKILL - just when it looks like g.skill is running away with things, they're now scrambling for a 6th.
Attack of the killer koalas! > Dumbledores ARMY - motw. listen up my preseason pick, koala. thunder is back, START SCRIMMING AGAIN.
3xtreme Humiliation < THUNDER - jaggon's movie thread prophecy has come to pass. Things are heating up!~!!~!!~!
dirty ghetto f**ks > Rivalry Reborn - rr lost cass to koala. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing? Either way, after making the finals last season, they've had a disappointing start to the season. This is on sherman, so dgf should have it.

Main
Most Valuable Playerz < no fat chicks - as long as taylub benches himself for invite ringers. MVPz needs a 6th, someone help them out. Its on sherman though, so should be real close.
1080p glhf G.L.O.C.K.- epic battle of 1080p vs nugz. Let there be prone.
cBerry > TeamLess - every week i've noticed someone in cberry returning to form. They are about 4/6 way there now. Teamless pickup Airnick who may be able to hold down the tank. This is another good match up.
Kill at Random > ONLINE LIGHTNING - Jackson.
Jim's Auto Sales < winning4lyfe - biggie and milo in main. CHOOOO CHOOO MOVE EM UP TO INVITE TRAIN.

IM
Masacre > Kevlar Soul - i don't trust a single one of these Argentinian teams. Take a good rcon status, KS.
!!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! < Like A Boss! - Shifty vs grimm. I think grimm's backup is a little bit better though.
Subpar at Best < Hard to Kill - motw. here's the one placement mistake, in my opinion. HTK is harboring both jonski and super, and maybe more of WithClass. These kids were invite last season and hop around on rosters with different aliases.
Reines.Ei > tA. eSports Organization™

Open
Kevlar's Widowers < BIO* - Bio should be very pleased with the way things worked out.
Merrill's Marauders > Bad Ass Wankers - show up BAW
Hell's Kitchen < BAMMuNiTY - FINALLY. Bam gets a team without an invite player on it. GL guys.
FeelTheFury > codename:killers - jakimo and blairism.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:15 am

We beat one team by 20 points and get scheduled against thunder? Speaking for 3h as a whole, we appreciate the vote of confidence, but come on. Really? Why not just set our record to 1-7 right now and we'll see you in playoffs.

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:28 am

stealthlol wrote:We beat one team by 20 points and get scheduled against thunder? Speaking for 3h as a whole, we appreciate the vote of confidence, but come on. Really? Why not just set our record to 1-7 right now and we'll see you in playoffs.

i know narc trys really hard to keep people happy but i agree you should be here in main as one of the top teams it just sucks there is a odd number of teams making it not possible

Bromley · Post by **Bromley** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:42 am

Invite
mona vegas < G.SKILL - Does ceebz and taylor heavy together? Sounds like 40 minutes of stealing kills from each other.

Attack of the killer koalas! > Dumbledores ARMY - Place both teams side by side 3-4 years ago it would be an epic battle, But now I don't know.

winning4lyfe < THUNDER - And the comeback begins

dirty ghetto f**ks > Rivalry Reborn - Crazy metal head prones more than Defiance, Well Its close anyway

Main
Most Valuable Playerz > no fat chicks - Love the nfc guys but schmiggs turns on beast mode when he plays matches

1080p glhf G.L.O.C.K. - NO CEEBZ?! NO PROBLEM! glhf jerkz

cBerry > TeamLess - cBerry is steppin it up.

Kill at Random < ONLINE LIGHTNING - khoi, nuff said

Jim's Auto Sales > mdness - Still waiting for the low low prices

Masacre < Kevlar Soul - I don;t know what to say about this at all.

!!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! > Like A Boss! - Big kitty, Small kitty, little ball of furrrrrrrrrr <3

Subpar at Best > Hard to Kill - Yaso will wipe his bum bum with htk

Reines.Ei < tA. eSports Organization™ - DEMOOOOOPAAAANNNPAPAPAPAPAPAAANN

Open
Kevlar's Widowers < BIO* - Just_Ben and Odin will make this easy

Merrill's Marauders > Bad Ass Wankers - Pr0^n is a beast

Hell's Kitchen < BAMMuNiTY - Go bam Go

FeelTheFury > codename:killers - Easy Win for Marl_Fox who hasn't played in ages but is still cal-i

Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:45 am

That's about all I play dude.

Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:47 am

Really nervous about sherman though. It can get out of hand really quick. We really need a solid 5th/6th.

Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:49 am

Teamless has Airnick now which means getting into mid will not be easy.

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:13 am

Bromley wrote: 1080p glhf G.L.O.C.K. - NO CEEBZ?! NO PROBLEM! glhf jerkz

sorry about vertex bro

Bromley · Post by **Bromley** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:26 am

haha <3 i'm playin love you guys minus nugz, Hes a flyers fan

defrag · Post by **defrag** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:21 am

catch me with an mg42 this week

Teapot_Dome · Post by **Teapot_Dome** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:23 am

Invite
mona vegas < G.SKILL
Attack of the killer koalas! > Dumbledores ARMY
____________ < THUNDER (whether winning4lyfe or 3h...still thunder should win)
dirty ghetto f**ks < Rivalry Reborn

Main
Most Valuable Playerz > no fat chicks
1080p < G.L.O.C.K.
cBerry < TeamLess
Kill at Random > ONLINE LIGHTNING
Jim's Auto Sales < 3h (if this is the matchup?)

IM
Masacre < Kevlar Soul - both teams will have to deal with laggy interp.
!!!!!D-DAY!!!!!! < Like A Boss! - L.A.B has some talent, don't know anyone on D.D.... possibly motw due to no laggy teams
Subpar at Best GLHF Hard to Kill - rcon status; wait; wait; snapshot, got it.
Reines.Ei < tA. eSports Organization™ - menson.

Open
Kevlar's Widowers > BIO* -- KW has some deceptively good players on their roster.
Merrill's Marauders < Bad Ass Wankers - probably wrong as recon, mack, and verb are beasts...but going with a heart pick, to inspire baw into playing srs.
Hell's Kitchen < BAMMuNiTY - HK are troopers, they won't give up the whole match.. but BAM has the edge skill wise
FeelTheFury < codename:killers - hard to call, but c:k might have higher reactions from playing in main against a new(?) team

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:26 am

This spiced the Season up a bit more, gl have fun guys.

reddogg · Post by **reddogg** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:13 am

Teapot_Dome wrote: Masacre < Kevlar Soul - both teams will have to deal with laggy interp.

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:01 pm

Can someone please post the new damn schedule because it looks like there are like 3 different variations which are incorrect.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:53 pm

there were 2 matches different and no one really cares about Jims vs cheating Argentinians!

fixed, btw.

a cat gif for your troubles.

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:01 pm

defiance wrote: a cat gif for your troubles.

I feel better now. Thanks.

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:15 pm

so many Argentinians in IM! swap one for BIO or KW plzz!! theres only 3 non scheduled matches and the potential to have all 3 against them is scary

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:29 pm

updated for accuracy...AGAIN

milo · Post by **milo** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:49 pm

4:46 PM - biggie: me and marshall are karing
4:46 PM - biggie: i gotta carry him
4:46 PM - biggie: WUH WUH WUH
4:46 PM - adioN: ok
4:46 PM - biggie: i think we can beat thunder

You heard it here first, folks.

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:50 pm

2ez. ryanemo isent on there yet.

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:11 pm

Schmiggs wrote:Teamless has Airnick now which means getting into mid will not be easy.

Airnick is heavying, but Netherhell is sniping. That dude is even scarier.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:17 pm

What a shitty map to play DA on.

Hey DA bros, now that JoelW isn't around to tattle on teams who don't play the assigned MOTW (you're welcome, DoD community), maybe we should just play a different one!

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:10 pm

alex kirk wrote:What a shitty map to play DA on.

Hey DA bros, now that JoelW isn't around to tattle on teams who don't play the assigned MOTW (you're welcome, DoD community), maybe we should just play a different one!

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:15 pm

alex kirk wrote:What a shitty map to play DA on.

Hey DA bros, now that JoelW isn't around to tattle on teams who don't play the assigned MOTW (you're welcome, DoD community), maybe we should just play a different one!

tried to find a sexy smile gif, but this is all I could find

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:22 pm

nomis wrote:

tried to find a sexy smile gif, but this is all I could find

chimpanzebra · Post by **chimpanzebra** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:06 pm

Invite
mona vegas < G.SKILL ryanscreamo
Attack of the killer koalas! > Dumbledores ARMY julescrouchwalkingincornersandbeingamazing guest starring jrods nades
NFC < THUNDER if thunder has some form of 6 they will win
dirty ghetto f**ks glhf Rivalry Reborn get back on the roster cass

Main
Most Valuable Playerz < 3h mvpz needs a new 6th
1080p < G.L.O.C.K. hd was my pick to win main until glock got moved down
cBerry > TeamLess flawlessaim
Kill at Random > ONLINE LIGHTNING jackson and my boy ace will rape kids
Jim's Auto Sales < madness these smelly brazis prone alot

IM
Subpar at Best > Hard to Kill after playing several 3am scrims with sab i have decided they are going to win im <3yasoshiro

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:12 pm

moosh wrote:We got moved down. We play MVPz.

My guess is that if we beat mpvz, we'll get moved back up. I'm done trying to figure out the process of these divisions. See you on Sunday to play whoever we play by then!

chimpanzebra · Post by **chimpanzebra** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:35 pm

Yeah were sorry about screwing with your team so much but some people on other teams are huge cunts.

AlopeX · Post by **AlopeX** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:58 pm

nomis wrote:tried to find a sexy smile gif, but this is all I could find

2ez

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:58 pm

moosh wrote:
stealthlol wrote:
moosh wrote:We got moved down. We play MVPz.
My guess is that if we beat mpvz, we'll get moved back up. I'm done trying to figure out the process of these divisions. See you on Sunday to play whoever we play by then!
I'm enjoying the chronicling of our moves. I think we've been passed around so much we all have chlamydia.

It's more action than Matt's seen in a while. He ain't mad.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:04 pm

nomis wrote:
alex kirk wrote:What a shitty map to play DA on.

Hey DA bros, now that JoelW isn't around to tattle on teams who don't play the assigned MOTW (you're welcome, DoD community), maybe we should just play a different one!

2ez.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:07 pm

We'd probably lose that match even if we figured out where to go.