ceebz, what is this? [NSFW 2nd post]

[seaNsk]

Taylor how old are you now? Just curious.

[hXc]

You didn't correct me. You just stated what I did using different words and producing the same result. If everybody can understand what I said, and you can't, who is doing it wrong here?

i understood what you said completely. you said to attain the scope glitch i must press scope, and then press quick switch.. whereas i said that you must press scope and quick switch simultaneously. if you don't see the difference between the two then.. yea i'm sorry.

[hXc]

Taylor how old are you now? Just curious.

old enuf to fuck ur mother

[ohhhhbeeee]

Didn't read through 1/8th of this thread, but that clip at 2:29 is weird. I can't really recall the no recoil glitch since it hasn't happened to me in forever. I also thought that he was no recoiling back in that fotw he was in a while ago, but ended up not getting banned because he was an active player.

[AlopeX]

bouncey bouncey bouncey...




morale coming back up?

[seaNsk]

Taylor how old are you now? Just curious.

old enuf to fuck ur mother

But not old enough to comprehend simple thoughts. Just 'LOL' 'ROFL' 'UR MOM'. Good call, kid. I figured you had graduated high school by now.

[stealthlol]

You didn't correct me. You just stated what I did using different words and producing the same result. If everybody can understand what I said, and you can't, who is doing it wrong here?

i understood what you said completely. you said to attain the scope glitch i must press scope, and then press quick switch.. whereas i said that you must press scope and quick switch simultaneously. if you don't see the difference between the two then.. yea i'm sorry.

And I raise you:

Also, if you hit scope and then quick switch fast enough after each other, you still get the glitch. Doesn't have to be simultaneous. In fact, I've found it is more difficult if you hit the buttons at the same time.

Learn2read.

[hXc]

Taylor how old are you now? Just curious.

old enuf to fuck ur mother

But not old enough to comprehend simple thoughts. Just 'LOL' 'ROFL' 'UR MOM'. Good call, kid. I figured you had graduated high school by now.

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[kirk]

i understood what you said completely. you said to attain the scope glitch i must press scope, and then press quick switch.. whereas i said that you must press scope and quick switch simultaneously. if you don't see the difference between the two then.. yea i'm sorry.

Except he is right. Every time I do the noscope glitch, I DO scope AND THEN quick switch. It's not like you scope, wait 5 seconds, then quick switch. But I scope about 1/4 of a second before I quick switch. I never hit them simultaneously. I ALWAYS hit the scope button just before quick switching.

So, regardless of your fixation on semantics rather than core content, Kevin is still 100% correct.

[seaNsk]

old enuf to fuck ur mother

But not old enough to comprehend simple thoughts. Just 'LOL' 'ROFL' 'UR MOM'. Good call, kid. I figured you had graduated high school by now.

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[hXc]

You didn't correct me. You just stated what I did using different words and producing the same result. If everybody can understand what I said, and you can't, who is doing it wrong here?

i understood what you said completely. you said to attain the scope glitch i must press scope, and then press quick switch.. whereas i said that you must press scope and quick switch simultaneously. if you don't see the difference between the two then.. yea i'm sorry.

And I raise you:

Also, if you hit scope and then quick switch fast enough after each other, you still get the glitch. Doesn't have to be simultaneous. In fact, I've found it is more difficult if you hit the buttons at the same time.

Learn2read.

alright.. pressing them fast enough after each other is basically trying to press them simultaneously

[stealthlol]

So, regardless of your fixation on semantics rather than core content, Kevin is still 100% correct.

Printed and framed. My dod goal is now complete.

[hXc]

But not old enough to comprehend simple thoughts. Just 'LOL' 'ROFL' 'UR MOM'. Good call, kid. I figured you had graduated high school by now.

no. the haven't graduated high school joke is 30 years old.. just like the tattoo joke. get some new ones.

[kirk]

alright.. pressing them fast enough after each other is basically trying to press them simultaneously

No, not "basically." There is a stark difference.

Cliffs:

-You were wrong.
-Kevin was right.
-What else is new?

[hXc]

alright.. pressing them fast enough after each other is basically trying to press them simultaneously

No, not "basically." There is a stark difference.

Cliffs:

-You were wrong.
-Kevin was right.
-What else is new?

how was i ever wrong? i stated how i learned to attain the scope glitch..

[stealthlol]

alright.. pressing them fast enough after each other is basically trying to press them simultaneously

Simultaneous as defined by Mirriam-Webster: existing or occurring at the same time : exactly coincident.

Learn2define.

[Yaso]

Reading Taylor's posts =

[hXc]

alright.. pressing them fast enough after each other is basically trying to press them simultaneously

Simultaneous as defined by Mirriam-Webster: existing or occurring at the same time : exactly coincident.

Learn2define.

except the way i explained to get the scope glitch works more often.. seeing as i can join a server, scope, press quick switch 2 seconds later, and not get the glitch....

[kirk]

how was i ever wrong? i stated how i learned to attain the scope glitch..

You were wrong when you called out Kevin's directions on attaining the scope glitch.
You were wrong in your directions for attaining the scope glitch.

You do scope AND THEN quick switch. You do not do them simultaneously. See the definition Kevin just provided for reference on what "simultaneous" means and how the scope glitch does not qualify.

except the way i explained to get the scope glitch works more often.. seeing as i can join a server, scope, press quick switch 2 seconds later, and not get the glitch....

HAHA WAT? No, no you're joking. You're lowering your IQ by 40 points for the sake of trolling.

Poor trolling.

[AlopeX]

except the way i explained to get the scope glitch works more often.. seeing as i can join a server, scope, press quick switch 2 seconds later, and not get the glitch....

[seaNsk]

But not old enough to comprehend simple thoughts. Just 'LOL' 'ROFL' 'UR MOM'. Good call, kid. I figured you had graduated high school by now.

no. the haven't graduated high school joke is 30 years old.. just like the tattoo joke. get some new ones.

It was an honest question, considering I haven't been around in 3+ years, and you can't understand anything anyone is saying. Or you're trolling and trying to act like an idiot for the lulz, in which case you are just making yourself look worse.

[hXc]

how was i ever wrong? i stated how i learned to attain the scope glitch..

You were wrong when you called out Kevin's directions on attaining the scope glitch.
You were wrong in your directions for attaining the scope glitch.

You do scope AND THEN quick switch. You do not do them simultaneously. See the definition Kevin just provided for reference on what "simultaneous" means and how the scope glitch does not qualify.

wtf.. go in a server and press quick switch and scope at the same time..

[stealthlol]

except the way i explained to get the scope glitch works more often.. seeing as i can join a server, scope, press quick switch 2 seconds later, and not get the glitch....

I never said anything about waiting 2 seconds. Why do you keep assuming I meant for you to scope and wait some prolonged period of time?

[hXc]

except the way i explained to get the scope glitch works more often.. seeing as i can join a server, scope, press quick switch 2 seconds later, and not get the glitch....

I never said anything about waiting 2 seconds. Why do you keep assuming I meant for you to scope and wait some prolonged period of time?

i'm just saying my explanation works better seeing as i said to press the two buttons at the same time rather than saying to press one button then the other shortly after..

[jigsawww]

100 pages by the end of the week keep going you're almost there.

[AlopeX]

i'm just saying my explanation works better seeing as i said to press the two buttons at the same time rather than saying to press one button then the other shortly after..

I realize I'm contributing nothing but spam. deal with it.

[stealthlol]

i'm just saying my explanation works better seeing as i said to press the two buttons at the same time rather than saying to press one button then the other shortly after..

You're right. Your direction work better for people who have piss-poor reading comprehension and need to be held by the hand as they do simple things. Nicely done.

[hXc]

i'm just saying my explanation works better seeing as i said to press the two buttons at the same time rather than saying to press one button then the other shortly after..

You're right. Your direction work better for people who have piss-poor reading comprehension and need to be held by the hand as they do simple things. Nicely done.

thanks

[kirk]

wtf.. go in a server and press quick switch and scope at the same time..

And what I am saying is in order for the scope glitch to occur, from my experience and what others have said, you must be scoped in before the glitch appears. This means you MUST right click before you quick switch. It is only by a fraction of a second, but you still have to keep it in mind when trying to do the glitch. It may look/feel simultaneous to some, but it's not. You do scope and then quick switch.

Previous cliffs still stand.

[hXc]

wtf.. go in a server and press quick switch and scope at the same time..

And what I am saying is in order for the scope glitch to occur, from my experience and what others have said, you must be scoped in before the glitch occurs. This means you MUST right click before you quick switch. It is only by a fraction of a second, but you still have to keep it in mind when trying to do the glitch. It may look/feel simultaneous to some, but it's not. You do scope and then quick switch.

Previous cliffs still stand.

nah dude you can do it while you aren't scoped simply by pressing quick switch and scope at the same time. SERIOUSLY. i didn't believe it till i saw it either.

[Sears]

This thread is the 1%.

[hXc]

just join a server and press scope/quick switch at the same time with a sniper plz

[kirk]

hXc: the child left behind.

[hXc]

hXc: the child left behind.

you should write a novel about me. make me famous

[stealthlol]

just join a server and press scope/quick switch at the same time with a sniper plz

How do you know that in your simultaneous pressing of the two buttons, you don't hit the scope button first?

[hXc]

just join a server and press scope/quick switch at the same time with a sniper plz

How do you know that in your simultaneous pressing of the two buttons, you don't hit the scope button first?

lol i bet you were surprised it worked HUH LOLOL it's okay so was i

[kirk]

hXc: the child left behind.

you should write a novel about me. make me famous

The whole point of writing novels is so people will read them. Your best shot is a case study. You could be the modern equivalent of the wild boy of Aveyron, Victor.

This assuming we can teach you how to read.

[Yaso]

hXc: the child left behind.

you should write a novel about me. make me famous

Fame and infamy are hardly the same thing. Though I doubt you know the difference.

[kirk]

lol i bet you were surprised it worked HUH LOLOL it's okay so was i

Hey look, did not answer the question, and used a lot of "LOL"s

Did you seriously not understand a basic fucking question? Just because it SEEMS simultaneous DOES NOT MEAN IT IS. So how do you know you aren't hitting the scope slightly before quick switching?

It's sad that we HAVE to utilize underlining shit in order for you to pick it up.

[stealthlol]

lol i bet you were surprised it worked HUH LOLOL it's okay so was i

Correct! As I sit here using my campus's shitty wireless on a netbook that can't run Microsoft Word without thinking about it, I opened up dod just so I could see that you're right. I just had to know that you were right and I, somebody who has been playing the game for way too long (Suck it, Alex. I can't do this, too) and spent that entire time sniping, didn't know what I was talking about.

[theshizz]

[youtube]vHP5iee6zTw[/youtube]

[milo]

Why is the TPG site down?!

[hXc]

lol i bet you were surprised it worked HUH LOLOL it's okay so was i

Correct! As I sit here using my campus's shitty wireless on a netbook that can't run Microsoft Word without thinking about it, I opened up dod just so I could see that you're right. I just had to know that you were right and I, somebody who has been playing the game for way too long (Suck it, Alex. I can't do this, too) and spent that entire time sniping, didn't know what I was talking about.

GAME SET AND MATCH

[stealthlol]

Why is the TPG site down?!

TPG must not be able to handle the sheer amazingness that is ceebz's recoil. They shut down so we could all go home without trying to prove we were better than him. GG FOLKS.

[Swiss]

how was i ever wrong? i stated how i learned to attain the scope glitch..

You were wrong from the moment you said glitches are random...which you reinforced yourself by describing in 2 pages how to purposely do the scope glitch by "simultaneously" pressing both buttons

[Swiss]

hXc: the child left behind.

you should write a novel about me. make me famous

That novel would be easy to write, considering all you would have to do is use all your statements as quotes. Only a few threads are necessary to write an accurate biography, or in the case of making the book entirely from your quotes, an autobiography.

[hXc]

how was i ever wrong? i stated how i learned to attain the scope glitch..

You were wrong from the moment you said glitches are random...which you reinforced yourself by describing in 2 pages how to purposely do the scope glitch by "simultaneously" pressing both buttons

alright.. well tell me how the no recoil glitch is attained. i need to learn that one.

[theshizz]

where is kirk, this cant be over.

[stealthlol]

Parting words as I leave campus and look forward to reading this later:

Alex -- I'm 5 points behind you. WATCH YOURSELF.

[Swiss]

how was i ever wrong? i stated how i learned to attain the scope glitch..

You were wrong from the moment you said glitches are random...which you reinforced yourself by describing in 2 pages how to purposely do the scope glitch by "simultaneously" pressing both buttons

alright.. well tell me how the no recoil glitch is attained. i need to learn that one.

Go back a few pages so people don't have to repeat themselves as they have been doing continuously. Still you were absolutely wrong by trying to say a glitch is random and now have dug yourself a hole by already saying that clip was a glitch as well