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Post by taylor »

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

ryan made it 61 meters some how, kicken ran backwards and hit the wall, i personaly cant cross the starting line without doing a back flip

if you beat 60 meters take a screen shot


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I was able to make him skip like a faggot before I realized I was late leaving for work...
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Post by vertex »

haha i made it 100 meters awhile ago, idk if i still have the screenshot lol il look later
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Kicken can't even compete in virtual sports?

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Post by cassinoroyale »

After like 1000 backflips as well as falling with my chin on the floor like another 1000 times I finally reached...

10.1m lol
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cassinoroyale wrote:I reached 10.1m lol
i got about the same. Fuck that game.
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Post by showtime »

avenger wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote:I reached 10.1m lol
i got about the same. Fuck that game.
Took me 20 minutes to get 10m and it was backwards. Does that count?
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This is 100 times better than that.

Fuck you.

http://www.rathergood.com/chasm
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Post by Rob »

There's a glitch/exploit way to get to 100 meters. So don't believe anyone that says they made it 100m.
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.1 meters. That's enough of that.


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out of like 15 minutes fucking around and dying of laughter i randomly ran 10 meters one time and couldn't figure out how i did it afterwards.
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Post by stealthlol »

Managed to hit the wall and run 9.1 meters. That's about as good as it's going to get!
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Hehe, topping out at like 7 meters.
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come at me bro
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okay this game is ridiculous wth is this shit lolololol

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how do i add an image i'm not tech savy... i got 100.7 meters though.
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i just print screen and paste it to paint and just crop the photo so there is no white then up load it to photo bucket then just past the [img] code
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The Champ

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dear god
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Like, every time I think I understand the mechanics it turns out I do not. What the fuck?
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i start out by tapping [W] then i hit [O] for a long stretch then i tap [Q] to kind some what stand then repeat

the guy looks like hes having a seizure but it got me to 49 meters but mr bonerhauss over here idk how the hell he passed that hurdle haha
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failed this time around but w/e

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ONE MORE for good measure

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bonerhaus wrote:ONE MORE for good measure

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^FAKE
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Yeah, when I finally got to the hurdle, I was like well fuck this noise.
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you can like, crawl along super slowly and get to 100 meters pretty easily. Not as much fun as attempting to actually run.
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glitched it to where he was gliding on 1 knee this is where i just gave up since i have 2 go 2 class
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Post by stealthlol »

mg_ wrote:Like, every time I think I understand the mechanics it turns out I do not. What the fuck?
This is what was happening to me. I would start running and actually understand it. Then, without changing anything, he'd do some weird back flip.
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I was pretty much draggin 1 knee constantly while doing so. i made the hurdle my bitch the second time around.
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Post by bonerhaus »

found this. apparently this is how you QWOP... you have to be asian to do it.

[youtube]zwamVa4n4Uc[/youtube]
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Post by CharlieGiteau »

A real Asian would've made that hurdle!
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me after 5 mins

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and 10 mins more i came close to

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