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scottglass
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New Home

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Found this listing and got a reply on craigslist...not sketchy at all right?

Here is the listing: http://dallas.craigslist.org/ftw/apa/2827535303.html

His response:

Thanks for your email and interest in renting my house..I am the owner of the House you are making inquiry of…Actually I resided in the Home with my family, my wife and my only daughter before and presently we have moved out due to my transfer from my work now in Warsaw,Poland. Presently my house is still available for rent(rent already includes utilities). More so Now, i’m currently in the (West African)for an international Christian follower’s Crusade. Pls i want you to note that i spent a lot on my property that i want to give to you for rent,so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house and want you to treat it as your own, It is not the money that is the main problem but i want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad to see it neat when i come for a check up.I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word..

House Address: 2152 Laughlin Road Fort Worth, TX


It has a dramatic entry foyer with ceramic floor. Extremely spacious rooms throughout with lots of big windows…nice and light! New neutral paint and some newer carpet.....Very quiet, low traffic area. New fridge I believe its absolutely a perfect home for you and your family.Utilities include Water,Trash,Sewer,Gas Etc....

SO IF YOU ARE REALLY INTERESTED I WILL WANT YOU TO FILL THE RENT APPLICATION FORM BELOW.
RENT APPLICATION FORM.
Name (First name/ Middle name/Surname ) : __________?
Phone # : __________?
E-mail : __________?
Best time to call : __________?
How many proposed occupants : __________?
List all in addition to yourself including approx age : __________?
Present Address : __________?
City/State : __________?
Will you have pets : __________?
Please describe Breed, size : __________?
Personality of pet : __________?
Preferred move in date : __________?
Intended length of lease: __________?
Earliest possible date of deposit payment: __________?
Length of previous tenancy : __________?
Present occupation : __________?
Monthly Income: __________?
Are you a section 8 applicant : __________?
Do you run a business from home : __________?
If so what kind of business : __________?
Do you work late night : __________?
Do you smoke : __________?
Do you drink : __________?

LEASE TERMS:Month to Month

Looking forward to hearing from you with all this details so that i can have it in my file in case of issuing the receipt for you and contacting you…Await your urgent reply so that we can discuss on how to get the document and the keys to you,please we are giving you all this based on trust and again i will want you to stick to your words,you know that we have not seen yet and only putting everything into Gods hands,so please do not let us down in this our property and God bless you more as you do this… The house is available for rent at the moment so you are free to move in as soon as you wish to…A Deposit of $700 (which happens to be the security deposit) is required before moving in…Feel free to call my number is +234-808-751-1388 or 011-234-808-751-1388 (call or text anytime).me for more information and arrangements on how to get the keys and other necessary documents delivered to you.The house will be available for rent for a period of 4 years so you have a choice of deciding how long you intend sm/property.

Thanks And God bless you
Kyle Olsen.

**i know it's a scam, I'm not that dumb :)**
scottglass
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Re: New Home

Post by scottglass »

I replied back to him with:

"I have driven by and need not know any further info.
This is such a blessing I cannot describe it to you in words.
I’m not comfortable with some of the questions on the worksheet, is there any way to go ahead and make the payment and just receive the keys?
You are an extremely kind sir, I know God is smiling down on you."

and he said: "That wouldn't be a problem but i need a delivery address to have the keys delivered to you ok. so i will have you email me the Address now so we could proceed Asap."

Oh wow...I'm done.
scottglass
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Re: New Home

Post by scottglass »

**i know it's a scam, I'm not that dumb **
:P
Swiss
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Re: New Home

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Will you have pets : __________?
Please describe Breed, size : __________?
Personality of pet : __________?
james-
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Re: New Home

Post by james- »

i got a similar response from a cl add i inquired about.

The guy lived in Portugal, but wanted someone to stay at his house and keep it clean. He tried to get all the same information and what not.

All I had asked him was 'are dogs allowed?'
SKiNnTo
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Re: New Home

Post by SKiNnTo »

Looks great, whats the guys email? I am very interested! After Tim Tebow and I finish our mission. I'd love to move into that sweet crib.
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