TPG Season 27 - Week 7

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:43 pm

Invite
Gskill vs RR
Thunder vs koala
dgf vs No Fat Chicks
da vs mona vegas

Main
GLOCK vs MVPz
Jims vs 3h
htk vs MINO
1080p vs teamless
BLT vs cberry

IM
ta vs RcL
KS vs Reines
D-Day vs Sub Par At Best
aimsports vs Massacre
LAB vs BOOM

Open
BIO vs FURY
KW vs Hells Kitchen
BAM vs 475th
BAW vs BYE

chimpanzebra · Post by **chimpanzebra** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:48 pm

Invite
Gskill > RR not even close
Thunder > koala it seems as though thunder is getting back into it
dgf = No Fat Chicks
da < mona vegas sry its a rematch so quick after the last one guys but its the end of the season and thats the way it worked out

Main
GLOCK > MVPz schmiggs cant carry on a shitty map like lennon
Jims < 3h dbo is shitty
htk < MINO khoi
1080p > teamless defiance prone in middle
BLT > cberry jackson

IM
D-Day < Sub Par At Best get em yaso

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:58 pm

Invite
Gskill < RR - RR has been playing possum all season just to get a low seed to upset gskill agian
Thunder < koala - koalas best map?
dgf > No Fat Chicks - watch
da < mona vegas - shogun

Main
GLOCK > MVPz
Jims < 3h - 3h is amazing
htk < MINO
1080p glhf teamless
BLT < cberry - insane and steve

IM
ta > RcL - subject is the best player in dod
KS > Reines
D-Day > Sub Par At Best - this is only if Milo doesnt play. If milo plays then other way around.
aimsports > Massacre
LAB < BOOM

Open
BIO < FURY - honestly, i think fury is the best team in open right now
KW > Hells Kitchen
BAM < 475th - get your shit together bam
BAW > BYE - gj free win

Cheech · Post by **Cheech** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:10 pm

Shogun has been on Mona Vegas for the whole season Defiance lol

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:12 pm

i meant watch yer back, i get cheaters confused

Unreal · Post by **Unreal** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:14 pm

Invite
Gskill > RR
Thunder > koala
dgf > No Fat Chicks
da > mona vegas - go go gadget kaboom?

Main
GLOCK < MVPz
Jims < 3h
htk < MINO
1080p > teamless
BLT < cberry

IM
ta > RcL - corpse is gonna hold down apps
KS > Reines - red dogg ""
D-Day GLHF Sub Par At Best
aimsports ? Massacre
LAB > BOOM - come on grimm!

Open
BIO < FURY - JAKIMOOOOO
KW < Hells Kitchen - Dont let me down HK
BAM < 475th - recon
BAW > BYE - A win is a win

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:23 pm

wait....da is still in invite?

Teapot_Dome · Post by **Teapot_Dome** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:00 am

Invite
Gskill < RR heard it hear first... cassino is going to make namuradus out of gskill.
Thunder < koala .. koala's roster is so good it is hard to guess who their starters are without knowing.
dgf < No Fat Chicks
da > mona vegas

Main
GLOCK < MVPz wEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jims < 3h 3h is the favorite to win main
htk > MINO both teams have owned me.. hard choice
1080p < teamless
BLT < cberry

IM
ta > RcL with subject on well and mensen in apps... i predict that TA will be ahead both halves.
KS > Reines gohan's patience
D-Day hlhf Sub Par At Best
aimsports < Massacre Comigual
LAB > BOOM nunz, Grimmm, softer, hypnotik

Open
BIO > FURY
KW > Hells Kitchen
BAM < 475th
BAW > BYE

porNy · Post by **porNy** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:28 am

wtf we're playing LAB again??

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 5:03 am

Invite
Gskill > RR - Sorry Cass
Thunder < koala
dgf > No Fat Chicks
da < mona vegas

Main
GLOCK < MVPz
Jims = 3h - Gonna poop all over you Sean
htk < MINO
1080p > teamless - cat gifs > ?
BLT >< cberry - Should easily be MOTW - would like to watch, awesome guys vs. awesome guys

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:32 am

Invite

Gskill vs R-R -

As much as I hate to admit it, it looks like gskill will be going undefeated this season. After beating thunder on donner (a map I've seen them be pretty bad on), I don't see them losing -- in regular season at least. Then again, they are playing the only team to beat them last season (I think?) I've never seen RR play on any map other than anzio, but when they are on their game, they are unstoppable. And they can shoot fifteen feet around corners. To counter that, 3/4 of gskill will be shooting you through the walls. You pick which is better.

Gskill > RR by 2-3 caps.

Players to watch -
gskill: Whoever decides to cheat -- probably not ceebz after all the attention lately; no, expect him to just bait and get kills.
RR: rodz, cass

Thunder vs koala

Not sure exactly what is going on with THUNDER this season. I mean, they lost to a team with Kicken55 on it. Need I say more? But I digress. If THUNDER puts Jared into the apartments, koalas heavies are going to be scrambling to make a move. I'm assuming Corey is sniping, so you better pucker up, Nick; long is going to be pretty rough. But hey, after all that, I'm still rooting for koalas.

thunder < koalas by 1 cap.

Playres to watch -
thunder: Jared, any of the rifles. I have no idea who starts for them.
kaoals: Jarrod, jules

dgf vs No Fat Chicks

NFC got better after their latest pickups, and dgf has a few people that can't resist the urge to cheat in scrims. I'm going to go ahead and say previous gskill roster > scrim stars.

dgf < No Fat Chicks by 2+ caps.

Players to watch:
dgf: Watch your back, jaz (have you not seen last seasons fotw? Watch out for that unter in arches).
nfc: cableguy, linus

da vs mona vegas

The ultimate dpk battle. k4b00m and element vs. Justin Lynch and B-Rowdy. As for the rest of the team, I see mona vegas pulling into the lead with the help of Will Ward and ronin. That, plus da is on a nasty losing streak and they already lost to mona vegas by a hefty margin. Rooting for all twelve of you!

da < mona vegas by less than a cap.

Players to watch -
da + mona vegas: I don't see any weak links, check them all out.

Main

GLOCK vs MVPz

After playing GLOCK twice this season and MPVz once, I don't see MPVz losing this. Beas will have control of well and the GLOCK's first flag. After a recent 12man, I've come to see that rwc is the best rifle in tpg-main. The only trouble for MVPz might be vertex in apartments.

GLOCK < MVPz by 2-3 caps.

Players to watch -
GLOCK: vertex
MVPz: beas, schmiggs

Jims vs 3h

Matt is going to poop all over you. Or so he claims. I just can't see that happening.

GLHF

htk vs MINO

I have no idea who htk are, but apparently Khoi is harboring cheaters. COME ON, KHOI. If MINO can still get 6, I see Khoi & Co. bringing in a W.

htk < MINO by 1-2 caps.

Players to watch -
htk: No idea.
MINO: Dr. Khoi

1080p vs teamless

Teamless seems to be having a pretty rough season, and it appears they are loosing lerf? I don't see them winning this, sorry guys.

Players to watch -
HD: disturbed, whoever BRYlemo was when I played them.
teamless: lerf if he's still on their team, Tin Bad

BLT vs cberry

After playing cberry last week, they've gotten much better since they all came back. And on a map like lennon, prostar will be able to shine better than when I saw him on donner. But I've been playing with Craig long enough to know he's unstopable on lennon. Good thing long isn't THAT crucial on this map, because with Leroy Lopez sniping, BLT won't ever have it.

Players to watch -
BLT: Craig, p12rate
cberry: Insane, prostar

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:13 am

mogers wrote:Jims = 3h - Gonna poop all over you Sean

Fuck up Matt

Post by **kngz`** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:26 am

Invite
Gskill > RR - ceeeeeeeeeeeeebz
Thunder < koala
dgf > No Fat Chicks - watchyooooooooooobackkkkkkk
da < mona vegas

Main
GLOCK GLHF MVPz
Jims > 3h - after playing 3h twice this season and Jims once, I don't see JIMS losing this. pepsi will lag around and kill everyone while whoever snipes will be dancing on long because it will be pretty easy going against stealth.
htk < MINO
1080p > teamless - <31080p
BLT < cberry - ezwin steve ezzzzz

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:30 am

I cant wait to dump all over you stealth. Again.

hypnotik_ · Post by **hypnotik_** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:32 am

porNy wrote:wtf we're playing LAB again??

rematch on a less gay map

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:46 am

Invite
Gskill > RR - easy win id say.
Thunder < koala
dgf < No Fat Chicks - NFC has biggie, hands down the best player left in this game. Even more so with Dustin Young sitting on his shoulders. Sadly, they can't "ceebz it up" in matches. Taylorb having fun playing with cheating kids in scrims? Im sure.
da < mona vegas

Main
GLOCK < MVPz - beas
Jims < 3h - surely not kevin
htk < MINO - khoi
1080p > teamless - [GIMP]
BLT = cberry - GlhF. See you soldats on the battlefield. Horray for playing you on a map where I don't have to go the same route as Scott who NEVER shoots at cheater peaks!

ohhhhbeeee · Post by **ohhhhbeeee** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:03 am

I'm not sniping anymore, Kevin, I'm back to heavying. I found it too unfair to bring my talents to the sniping class and unfair to the remaining dod community. It was too easy.

I will encourage MVPz to not use glock's server, neither should anyone else.

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:06 am

Dont use anything but an east server if your east, thats what i would do too i guess. But im west, so im not a big bitch, oh DAYM.

I'm joking btw, not that anyone should take forum posts seriously.

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:17 am

theshizz wrote:Dont use anything but an east server if your east, thats what i would do too i guess. But im west, so im not a big bitch, oh DAYM.

I'm joking btw, not that anyone should take forum posts seriously.

Your server honestly sucks. It's a colorado server... I don't think anyone in the north east has good routing to it.

I live in Maine and I can ping fine to any dallas or chicago server but for some reason Colorado goes: Maine -> Boston -> NYC -> Chicago -> Dallas -> Colorado

It's kinda fucked up... The ping jumps from like 60 MS from Chicago -> Dallas to like 80 or 90 ms from Dallas -> Colorado....

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:33 am

I'm over all the glock server drama, but im glad to see im not the only one who has issues with it. lol

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:41 am

seaN wrote:Invite

dgf < No Fat Chicks - NFC has biggie, hands down the best player left in this game. Even more so with Dustin Young sitting on his shoulders. Sadly, they can't "ceebz it up" in matches. Taylorb having fun playing with cheating kids in scrims? Im sure.

having fun playing with cheaters? nahhhh i dont condone cheating. i know im new to this community and don't know so much but i have herd my share of stories about some of my players pasts and their friends past, a good example is taylorhxc i wasn't bias, the guy is just good. Rumors have been said about some of my old favorite players aswell jgn, seven, cableguy, cypher, jarrod and alot more but until i see it id rather not believe it until its proven

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:46 am

Lol, what about scrims with Dustin and Biggie cheating their dicks off?

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:53 am

seaN wrote:Lol, what about scrims with Dustin and Biggie cheating their dicks off?

what a fun scrim that was last night.

taylor · Post by **taylor** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:01 am

i only met dustin a few days ago he seems pretty chill, i have herd about his reputation from will ward and stuff when he refused to play with him.

seaN wrote: and Biggie cheating their dicks off?

ive herd alot of peoples opinions and some accusations but from what my team has seen from him this season we do not believe he cheats but if others feel differently then they are more than welcome to dispute him

i see where you are coming from though seaN i just didnt want to look like "the guy who wants to play with cheaters"

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:24 am

seanality wrote:
theshizz wrote:Dont use anything but an east server if your east, thats what i would do too i guess. But im west, so im not a big bitch, oh DAYM.

I'm joking btw, not that anyone should take forum posts seriously.
Your server honestly sucks. It's a colorado server... I don't think anyone in the north east has good routing to it.

I live in Maine and I can ping fine to any dallas or chicago server but for some reason Colorado goes: Maine -> Boston -> NYC -> Chicago -> Dallas -> Colorado

It's kinda fucked up... The ping jumps from like 60 MS from Chicago -> Dallas to like 80 or 90 ms from Dallas -> Colorado....

I ping 80-110 in chicago servers, blow me.

greetz · Post by **greetz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:04 pm

accusing biggie of cheating is just

external · Post by **external** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:05 pm

greetz wrote:accusing biggie of cheating is just

I'd have to agree with that. Biggie is pretty bad. ^_^

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:16 pm

Lol, you weren't in the scrim. Dear lord. He made DustinYoung look bad. (and he was 100% cheating. standing 1 shot mg's from across the map)

Pr0n · Post by **Pr0n** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:30 pm

Invite
Gskill > RR there shouldnt be any doubt about this
Thunder < koala just read the best map for koala + jules one of the best players arround in my opinion
dgf > No Fat Chicks they got the better record
da > mona vegas seems to be a close match, still hope for DA to make it

Main
GLOCK = MVPz this one should be a close one probably the match too watch in Main with the 3h match
Jims = 3h close one both teams have proofen that they got skilled players
htk < MINO even with the lost of Bausch they should be able to win this
1080p > teamless even though teamless got some pretty decent guys and some friends of mine
BLT < cberry just a wild guess

IM
ta > RcL ta clearly is the favourite to win IM at the moment, Mensen should be an interesting choice to watch during match
KS > Reines KS has been proofen to got some skill
D-Day < Sub Par At Best Milo and Yaso is there anything left to say?
aimsports < Massacre FOX and Blas will hopefully rock
LAB > BOOM go grimm and hypnotik

Open
BIO > FURY even if i like the fury guys a lot, BIO got the better team at least this season
KW > Hells Kitchen KW got some good rifles/sniper, at least for open, watch out
BAM glhf 475th
BAW > BYE easy one

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:32 pm

theshizz wrote:I cant wait to dump all over you stealth. Again.

Your record is still 0-2 against me. Not sure what you're dumping on. I'll consider your shit talk when you beat us.

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:36 pm

1 on 1, look in the demos section of the forums. gg

<3 stealth

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 12:48 pm

cAss' opinions:

Invite

Gskill > RR (10 caps)

I really appreciate people predicting (<3 teatpot and defiance) us winning but let's face it: we don't stand a chance against gskill. Well, at least in lennon where ceebz will soundwhore all corners in apts while ryan fucking emo will drop 50 each half against poor THRASHER. rodz and sillyhand will do good against frankie and gaul and as for long I believe me and mazura may do well against cypher/jiggy and taylor. But as everyone knows, lennon is apts and we will just get overrun by the best heavies in recent DoD history

Players to watch:

Gskill: ryanemo, ceebz
RR: rodz, Pdx

Thunder < koala (1-2 caps)

MOTW, someone definitely could do a shoutcast of this match! As much as is sad seeing koala without the omnipresent alex "ch1c4g0h1pst3r" kirk, I'm still confident that jarrod [NZ|NSA], jules [NZ|NSA] and sevEN are tied up with any team in invite. They just have to need get back in touch with scrimming. Lennon is a good map to try making things work again in any team. Though THUNDER seem to have found a good mix with experience (bleargh) and h4x (tony compton) I don't think Tox's squad will win this.

Players to watch:

Thunder: Tony Compton, Tox
koala: sevEN, jules

dgf > No Fat Chicks (2 caps)

This is definitely dgf's best map. Expect for amazing connector peeks and perfect nades thrown by WaTcH YoUr BaCk, as usual. Meanwhile bull will go nuts scoping everyone all the way to their opponent first. I've seen dgf winning pretty much all their matches in lennon so I can't expect different against a team who have a scrim cheater in it (sorry taylub).

Players to watch:

dgf: WYB, bull
NFC: linus, stile

dA > mona vegas (2 caps)

I don't believe dA will go again in a perfect 1/7 or something season again. They've beat us in very convincing way back in chemille and I just can't understand what happened to them on early games. Like I've said in koala's pred lennon is excellent map for making comebacks and I believe dA will have their momentum back in this match. As long as andrew, element, kaboom and austin plays, it'll definitely raise their chances winning.

Players to watch:

dA: element, kaboom
mona vegas: badnewspanda, beast

Main

GLOCK < MVPz (1 cap)

shizz and vertex are cheating their balls off in scrims (jk

) but like everyone knows I'm biased towards three teams (mvpz and 3h winning and whoever team biggies' in losing). Beas and josh will push their team on for the win!

Players to watch:

GLOCK: theshizz, vertex
MVPz: Schmiggs, beas

Jims < 3h (2 caps)

Matt I don't blame you predicting us losing. I'm pretty aware that we don't stand a chance against the the only undefeated team who is playing since the season's start, in all divisions. So yeah I will continue pushing you guys to the top, I really hope either you guys or mvpz winning Main! GoGoGo

Players to watch:

Jim's: Pepsi
3h: MattGardner, Kevin Edmunds, Joel Rogers

htk < MINO (2 caps)

When things seemed to be better for Khoi's squad, one of their key players got caught cheating. Life's tough I suppose. However I do expect that the team will overcome Bausch's ultra duper reflexes need with Mino and Khoi doing good against the argentineans, who are likely seen scrimming along with karli and rodriz in their team. However, these guys can't play since they're suspended for a very long time so Mino will get this.

Players to watch:

htk: Super
MINO: MINO

1080p > teamless (2-3 caps)

I don't really know what happened to teamless I really had faith in them but lerf's asking to get another team for him is a clear evidence that things aren't working in jeff's squad. I just hope they can finish up the season and start working up again with new players aiming for the next season. GL bros. Oh, btw, defiance and charles will dominate.

Players to watch:

HD: charles, defiance
teamless: jkid

BLT = cberry

If THUNDER vs koalas is the week's MOTW, I'd say that this Main match could be the division MOTW as well. Two of the best surprises in the tournament competing for a important win that may help 'em with the playoffs seeds. I expect the brave lil' toasters winning mainly because they have craig, one of the few one-man-army left in DoD, but who knows? Cberry have very experienced players that may tie things back in their favor as well. In the end, well, good luck to both teams!

Players to watch:

BLT: jackson, ace
cberry: InSaNe

IM

tA < RcL - RcL shouldn't be in IM...
KS > Reines - KS
D-Day < Sub Par At Best - Let's crush euros in sunday, YASOOOOOOOOOOOO <3
aimsports < Massacre - Xtreme!!
LAB > BOOM - hmmm LaB will have this

Open

BIO < FURY
KW < Hells Kitchen
BAM < 475th
BAW > BYE

ComptonAssTony · Post by **ComptonAssTony** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:05 pm

Invite

Gskill > RR - lawl
Thunder <glhf> koala - hi s0ma

dgf < No Fat Chicks- dgf is lame but pretty impressed they've stayed alive this long.
da > mona vegas - enjoy your time of peace, the death eaters will soon rise again!

Others

Jims < 3h - so many heroes on this team
BLT > cBerry - neat little matchup here ! ! ! !

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:18 pm

theshizz wrote:1 on 1, look in the demos section of the forums. gg

<3 stealth

Worst match I've ever had, and that includes one half of going 7-30something against eximius.

Odin_AEsir · Post by **Odin_AEsir** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:34 pm

you all really think fury is gonna beat bio... wow lol i guess i have to try hard on lennon then.....sry fury, feel my fury

Now 1911 go ahead and make fun of me for this, this shall be interesting

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:46 pm

Invite
Gskill > RR - lennon
Thunder >< koala tox+bleargh? vs jules +seven
dgf > No Fat Chicks - could go either way depending on who disputes who. pat will get a lot of kills and bullgoose vs md should be fun.
da < mona vegas - will ward will frag will win

Main
GLOCK < MVPz - unless played on glocks server or MVpz old leetserver.
Jims < 3h - who will rage more
htk > MINO - mino will need to find a new starter.
1080p > teamless - teamless needs to get a solid 6!
BLT vs cberry - glhf. good guys on cberry, should be fun. Steve I will wall you once from axis loft into apartment! its my only goal left in dod!

IM
ta >RcL
KS > Reines
D-Day< Sub Par At Best
aimsports<> Massacre
LAB < BOOM

Open
BIO >FURY
KW > Hells Kitchen
BAM <> 475th
BAW <> BYE

Post by **kngz`** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:01 pm

keep using the server as an excuse.

theshizz · Post by **theshizz** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:07 pm

stealthlol wrote:
theshizz wrote:1 on 1, look in the demos section of the forums. gg

<3 stealth
Worst match I've ever had, and that includes one half of going 7-30something against eximius.

i was on eximius too. I really respect 3h though, i hope all the forums bullshit isnt going to anyones head. <3 BLT also.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:20 pm

stealthlol wrote:The ultimate dpk battle. k4b00m and element vs. Justin Lynch and B-Rowdy. As for the rest of the team, I see mona vegas pulling into the lead with the help of Will Ward and ronin. That, plus da is on a nasty losing streak and they already lost to mona vegas by a hefty margin. Rooting for all twelve of you!

da < mona vegas by less than a cap.

Players to watch -
da + mona vegas: I don't see any weak links, check them all out.

That is like the nicest prediction ever.

xpx · Post by **xpx** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 2:22 pm

kngz` wrote:keep using the server as an excuse.

Can't wait to shit on you on a decent map and decent server. 2ez

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:01 pm

taylu_b wrote: ive herd alot of peoples opinions and some accusations but from what my team has seen from him this season we do not believe he cheats but if others feel differently then they are more than welcome to dispute him

i see where you are coming from though seaN i just didnt want to look like "the guy who wants to play with cheaters"

All I can say is don't scrim with Dustin.

Burntwaffles · Post by **Burntwaffles** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:02 pm

TonyMontana wrote:"Hey TimTebow, finally everyone realizes your team is good, how does it feel?"

Post by **kngz`** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 4:24 pm

xpx wrote:
kngz` wrote:keep using the server as an excuse.
Can't wait to shit on you on a decent map and decent server. 2ez

so EZ you lost. 2EZ

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:31 pm

you want a cookie or something?

badnewspanda · Post by **badnewspanda** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:43 pm

TonyMontana wrote:since rob didnt believe i could do it.....
dont hate bro

playing against kicken55

this screenshot is null and void

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:54 pm

3h: MattGardner, Kevin Edmunds, Joel Rogers

This is too cute.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:57 pm

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 7:57 pm

Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 8:17 pm

I really fucking hate lennon...

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:00 pm

TonyMontana wrote:its tough to be a hero errytime

No, but you can be a dipshit seven days a week.

Sooo... you got that going for you.