Someone translate this for me...

[Sears]

https://www.facebook.com/1911DoD/posts/352795284760665

who ever that d0000d was chararargfar the detective needs a life blackhawk told stamp about me. Wrote over all that bullshit i go 10/30 in scrims but i hack lol or would try to hack ill still pub but god u guys take shit way too serious naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

[milo]

[defiance]

Xone facebook spotting.

[defiance]

translation:

Whoever that dude was need a life. (CharlieGiteau figured out that "da bears" was "xone" via xbl gamertags)
Blackhawk told stamp about me. (PMing him for cheats then stamp made that post about xone wanting cheats)
more crap. ( I go 10-30 in scrims, how can i cheat?)
more words. (I'll still pub, but i am done with 1911. Insults)

[AlopeX]

https://www.facebook.com/1911DoD/posts/352795284760665

who ever that d0000d was chararargfar the detective needs a life blackhawk told stamp about me. Wrote over all that bullshit i go 10/30 in scrims but i hack lol or would try to hack ill still pub but god u guys take shit way too serious naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

let me try this out.

Whomever that gentleman was that played the detective needs to develop activities beside the internet. The one young man Named Blackhawk doth told his brother Stamp about my antics. The accusations of myself being a cheater are quite humorous due to the fact that I do terribly in scrims by going 10/30. Despite this mitigating evidence I am still labeled a hacker or an attempted hacker. I will continue to play this quality game of Day of Defeat in public gaming servers but the fine gentlemen over at 1911 take situations too seriously for the age and maturity they exude. I will prove mypoint of them being immature adults by yelling obscenities and telling you to continue being fat losers. Good day sir.


EDIT: forgot a "was" also this took me at least 10 minutes to do. That's sad that this kid is that bad at his native language. I also called him out on the FB group.

[bonerhaus]

https://www.facebook.com/1911DoD/posts/352795284760665

who ever that d0000d was chararargfar the detective needs a life blackhawk told stamp about me. Wrote over all that bullshit i go 10/30 in scrims but i hack lol or would try to hack ill still pub but god u guys take shit way too serious naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

let me try this out.

Whomever that gentleman that played the detective needs to develop activities beside the internet. The one young man Named Blackhawk doth told his brother Stamp about my antics. The accusations of myself being a cheater are quite humorous due to the fact that I do terribly in scrims by going 10/30. Despite this mitigating evidence I am still labeled a hacker or an attempted hacker. I will continue to play this quality game of Day of Defeat in public gaming servers but the fine gentlemen over at 1911 take situations too seriously for the age and maturity they exude. I will prove mypoint of them being immature adults by yelling obscenities and telling you to continue being fat losers. Good day sir.

HIT right on.

[Airnick15]

Stay in school kids!

[CharlieGiteau]

Detective Giteau reporting in.

[wAsTe]

Detective Giteau reporting in.

quoting you to build my post count so I can pos rep you.

[AlopeX]

Detective Giteau reporting in.

[CharlieGiteau]

That guy is WAY too good looking to be me, but thanks, my voice must portray me that way. I've been thinking of starting a 1-900 service.

[Stamp]

The guy has worse grammar than me.

[mare]

What's with all you punks using your age as an excuse to act like retards?

[stealthlol]

Though I feel like both translations are made quite well, I'm still having trouble figuring out "try and get like fatty's peace."

[avenger]

What's with all you punks using your age as an excuse to act like retards?

fucking punks.

[Yaso]

What's with all you punks using your age as an excuse to act like retards?

Maybe it's just me but I don't see anyone using age as an excuse for anything in this thread?

[mare]

What's with all you punks using your age as an excuse to act like retards?

Maybe it's just me but I don't see anyone using age as an excuse for anything in this thread?

You're right. I'm clearly insane. Please disregard...

[taylor]

naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

[mare]

naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

Yes, thank you. Yaso clearly did not read the op.

[Yaso]

naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

Yes, thank you. Yaso clearly did not read the op.

You think that when someone in their 20's says "naive adults" it's using age as an excuse? Seeing as how that's probably the average age of the community, being early-mid 20's, I don't see how that statement is applicable.

[Swiss]

[mare]

You think that when someone in their 20's says "naive adults" it's using age as an excuse? Seeing as how that's probably the average age of the community, being early-mid 20's, I don't see how that statement is applicable.

Ok, not answering cus now I know you're trying to troll me.

[Yaso]

You think that when someone in their 20's says "naive adults" it's using age as an excuse? Seeing as how that's probably the average age of the community, being early-mid 20's, I don't see how that statement is applicable.

Ok, not answering cus now I know you're trying to troll me.

Oh that's right, I forgot you're from GLOCK. I should just give up trying to talk to you now.

[ThatsRight]

Yaso doesn't like long sentences or fancy things like paragraphs. Anything of substance confuses him.


You speak fluently in idiot. Can we get a translation of the op's text please?

[Yaso]

Yaso doesn't like long sentences or fancy things like paragraphs. Anything of substance confuses him.


You speak fluently in idiot. Can we get a translation of the op's text please?

Please direct me to one of Mare's posts that had more than one or two lines.

[taylor]

Yaso, i wasn't trying to get involved in you and mares conversation i just did not know what "FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace" meant.

[stealthlol]

You think that when someone in their 20's says "naive adults" it's using age as an excuse? Seeing as how that's probably the average age of the community, being early-mid 20's, I don't see how that statement is applicable.

Ok, not answering cus now I know you're trying to troll me.

How is the phrase "naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace" using age as an excuse for anything? The guy could be 40 and still say that.

[milo]

naive adults.. FAGITSSSSSSSSSSS try and get like fatty's peace

We need flux to translate that

[stealthlol]

Not sure we'd be able to translate his translation.

[lolinus]

wat

[cassinoroyale]

This thread and the guy's writing style is goddamn epic! Even I can make fun of him