How to drink MILK

InSaNe · Post by **InSaNe** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:10 pm

Milk bags representing.

I'll take a picture of my moose some other time.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:13 pm

I do that all the time but without the suckling at the teat.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:15 am

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:44 am

That's much easier when it's in a gallon. You guys are crazy.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:46 am

CharlieGiteau wrote:

Milk comes in bags in Canada.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:30 am

Sears wrote: Milk comes in bags in Canada.

That's fucked up.

xpx · Post by **xpx** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:40 am

Pretty sure the American way is the better way. We don't need to give instructions on how to drink our milk.
Good day.

PUNKYETi · Post by **PUNKYETi** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:44 am

Pretty sure I've never had milk out of bag.. Anything east of alberta sucks.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:46 am

joeledmunds wrote:I do that all the time but without the suckling at the teat.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:58 am

how dare you ricky

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:44 am

That is a little messed up.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:10 am

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:03 pm

i fucking love my milk BAGS. upvotes for bensane!

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:23 pm

The bags are really super convenient. Unless you can't find scissors and need breakfast quick. Then you have to grab a knife and hope for a lucky cut.

mbR is the new all-Canadian star team I'm making next season.

Mino · Post by **Mino** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:36 pm

That's odd. I was sure there would be an expiration date written with sharpie, too.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:36 pm

Mino wrote:That's odd. I was sure there would be an expiration date written with sharpie, too.

This. Does it come with twisty ties or something to close it?

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:27 pm

Why would we want to close it?

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:34 pm

that better be whole milk.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:35 pm

joeledmunds wrote:Why would we want to close it?

You son of a bitch...

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:38 pm

canadians are fucking weird.

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:07 am

living close to the Canadian border (a footstep away) I can safely assure the American population this is an atrocity that needs to be evaluated and fixed.

ps. of course joel has not heard of expiration dates

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:10 am

There's really no reason to be drinking milk anyway...

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:13 am

Sears wrote:There's really no reason to be drinking milk anyway...

welp, this has turned into another workout thread

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:16 am

InSaNe wrote:Milk bags representing.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:25 am

acetamino wrote:
Sears wrote:There's really no reason to be drinking milk anyway...

welp, this has turned into another workout thread

I'M JUST SAYIN

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:02 am

HOW DO YOU KEEP IT FROM SPOILING GOD DAMNIT

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 7:41 am

Sears wrote:There's really no reason to be drinking milk anyway...

Except it's DELICIOUS.

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:22 am

stealthlol wrote:
Sears wrote:There's really no reason to be drinking milk anyway...
Except it's DELICIOUS.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:30 am

But it's just water, simple sugar that gives you diabetes, and saturated fat that clogs your arteries.

MILK IS KILLING YOU!

dane · Post by **dane** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:38 am

but have you tasted chocolate milk? DELICIOUS

AlopeX · Post by **AlopeX** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:13 pm

Sears wrote:But it's just water, simple sugar that gives you diabetes, and saturated fat that clogs your arteries.

MILK IS KILLING YOU!

except for the vitamin D though right? Go outside to get some too.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:20 pm

AlopeX wrote:
Sears wrote:But it's just water, simple sugar that gives you diabetes, and saturated fat that clogs your arteries.

MILK IS KILLING YOU!

except for the vitamin D though right? Go outside to get some too.

Vitamin D isn't a natural part of milk, we add it in after the fact. The problem is that it's the wrong kind, Vitamin D2, which is mostly useless unless you live in a tropical climate. Vitamin D3 is what most people in the Northern Hemisphere are deficient in (because of lack of exposure to the Sun).

So, once again, milk is useless.

AlopeX · Post by **AlopeX** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:39 pm

Beginning to think Eric is lactose-intolerant and is mad he can't share in the sheer enjoyment that is milk.

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:40 pm

Milk in a bag is just fucked up.

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:40 pm

dane wrote:but have you tasted chocolate milk? DELICIOUS

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:57 pm

AlopeX wrote:Beginning to think Eric is lactose-intolerant and is mad he can't share in the sheer enjoyment that is milk.

I am not. I just understand milk as any nutritional anthropologist like myself would.

It's sugar water with butter fat, also cow hormones.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_milk

unpro · Post by **unpro** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:07 pm

and it makes coco pebbles 2 treats in 1.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:10 pm

I fucking love cow hormones, especially with some damn Oreos. What about goat milk? I grew up on that as a kid on our farm.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:14 pm

Haha, I'm not saying it doesn't taste awesome.

Just the fact that it "does a body good" is a total fabrication.

unpro · Post by **unpro** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:51 pm

Sears wrote:Haha, I'm not saying it doesn't taste awesome.

Just the fact that it "does a body good" is a total fabrication.

nsfw

Spoiler: show

disagree sir.

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 2:14 pm

noice

AlopeX · Post by **AlopeX** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:16 pm

unpro wrote:
Sears wrote:Haha, I'm not saying it doesn't taste awesome.

Just the fact that it "does a body good" is a total fabrication.
nsfw

Spoiler: show

disagree sir.

/thread

The Bear · Post by **The Bear** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:25 pm

no milk will ever be our milk.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:22 pm

Sears wrote:
AlopeX wrote:Beginning to think Eric is lactose-intolerant and is mad he can't share in the sheer enjoyment that is milk.
I am not. I just understand milk as any nutritional anthropologist like myself would.

It's sugar water with butter fat, also cow hormones.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Almond_milk

"Almond milk is a milky drink..."

Sold.

Post by **ThatsRight** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 4:56 pm

Does Europe drink out of milk bags?

I know how the U.s always likes to defy everything the world does, so maybe we're the only ones who use plastic gallons~

I remember playing some game years ago called the getaway or something that was in London and I would always drive on the "right" side of the road by habit and always get screwed over.

dane · Post by **dane** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:11 am

I live in a tropical climate so it's not worthless to me, and considering i rock a 365 day/yr tan with a wetsuit tan line in the winter, I'm not lackin b3 either...

BACK TO THE POINt,
CHOCOLATE MILK > ALL, SUCK IT HATER

also canadians are fuckin wack, milk in a bag r u kiddin me

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:40 am

milk makes strong bones!

drink up!

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:01 am

dane wrote:BACK TO THE POINt,
CHOCOLATE MILK > ALL, SUCK IT HATER

Had some chocolate milk with breakfast this morning. Wouldn't have it any other way.

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:29 am

so eric, apparently the "EU bans claim that water can prevent dehydration"

thoughts