So...

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:31 am

Hypothetical of course.

You live with a chick at her condo, you have noticed her box of pregnancy tests in her cabinet above her toilet.. You check them whenever you take a leak, because hey, you're a guy and you're nosy. The first time you checked, it was a full box (2), second, third, etc, all full... and come 2 months later, you check the box out of instinct and it is empty. How do you proceed?

daffsta · Post by **daffsta** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 3:05 am

Either you don't know how to pull out correctly or she knows you've played DoD and thinks your a nerd but you buy her things, or she found someone that can actually handle her and lets him fuck her raw. Get your bitch to get on that birth control.

Or maybe she is done trying in life wants to become full time mother and have your ass working to support her

good luck i say leave the broad +rep cause everyone -neg me cause its the first time they heard someone had cancer and care too much this community is type youngin

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:18 am

Are you actually with said girl... or just living with her. Makes a huge difference.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:24 am

Say you got a new job offer in a new state and move the fuck out.

wAsTe · Post by **wAsTe** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:47 am

mogers wrote:Are you actually with said girl... or just living with her. Makes a huge difference.

emphasized.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:25 am

babynames.com

img · Post by **img** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:57 am

push her down a flight of stairs

or

a good kick in the stomach

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:00 am

Alright I'm going to blow your fuckin' mind with this one. Get ready... Here goes...

Talk to her about it.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:55 am

Rob wrote:Alright I'm going to blow your fuckin' mind with this one. Get ready... Here goes...

Talk to her about it.

Plausible Deniability

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:02 am

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profit

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:06 am

I get this "should I eat this subway sandwich I found on the toilet" vibe from this thread

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:17 am

Swiss wrote:I get this "should I eat this subway sandwich I found on the toilet" vibe from this thread

Haha. I miss you Buddy Lee.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:31 am

Rambizzle wrote:
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profit

If I could rep this a thousand times, I would.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:43 am

CharlieGiteau wrote: If I could rep this a thousand times, I would.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:12 am

ok now you're just blatantly re-using all of my gifs...

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:01 am

Sears wrote:ok now you're just blatantly re-using all of my gifs...

Pretty sure my previous posts supersede my reuse of your gifs.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:04 am

Rambizzle wrote:Pretty sure my previous posts supersede my reuse of your gifs.

http://sears.nineteeneleven.org/gif/

No, everything is patented.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:13 am

Sears wrote:
Rambizzle wrote:Pretty sure my previous posts supersede my reuse of your gifs.
http://sears.nineteeneleven.org/gif/

No, everything is patented.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:18 am

you mother fucker...

Post by **ThatsRight** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:26 am

18 years, 18 years
She got one of your kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby mamma's car and crib is bigger than his

She was suppose to buy you shorty TYCO with your money
She went to the doctor got lypo with your money
She walking around looking like Michael with your money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for your money

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:31 am

Post by **ThatsRight** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:33 am

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 4:48 pm

scorch- wrote:
Rob wrote:Alright I'm going to blow your fuckin' mind with this one. Get ready... Here goes...

Talk to her about it.
Plausible Deniability

Dan wins, Ricky is a close second.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:40 pm

stile · Post by **stile** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:45 pm

I dont know why no one wants to answer the question.

If you're living with the chick and not attached in anyway, I wouldn't worry about it. It really isn't any of your business, although the whole situation is pretty funny.

If you are sleeping with this chick, I'd confront her and make sure I wrap up when I sleep with her. (Check for holes also) Some girls are crazy and will screw you over by getting pregnant. Any girl who does something like this only confirms my theory of women being batshit crazy. Hopefully you don't have any friends who are banging this chick.. otherwise give them the bro warning to gtfo.

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:09 pm

nah it's not like that stile... been together for awhile, and she wouldn't try to trap me by getting pregnant (y trap a college student making 30k a yr when u make 90 with a real job and u have a trust fund??) and it's mutual/together and all that jazz, just I don't wanna talk about the pink elephant in the room I guess? My best course of action is to just buy another box of pregnancy tests and give them to her and tell her that I noticed she was out of them.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:42 pm

You never said you two were involved! It could've been just a roommate type thing where you were nosy. I still would stick with Ricky's idea.

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:02 pm

at least he kept cheering moosh.. too bad he is a dirty scouser.

milo · Post by **milo** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:27 pm

That "dirty scouser" celebrated the carling cup win

You jelly?

dane · Post by **dane** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:19 pm

fuck off milo, hows finishing outside of the top 4 for how many seasons running feeling?

milo · Post by **milo** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:01 am

It feels shitty but I would imagine going 7 years without a trophy would hurt more. Also keep listening to Wenger that 4th place is the equivalent of winning a trophy lololol

Ps: Emirates cup don’t count bro

Pps: I think I may hate Spurs more than Everton now

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 12:13 am

Surfing in Oregon is weird.

Water is dark, like 50 degrees.

Also sharks. Lots of sharks...

Khoi · Post by **Khoi** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:33 am

I've only ever tried surfing once. It wasn't hard to learn the basics, but I sure do suck at it.

stile · Post by **stile** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:40 am

dane wrote:nah it's not like that stile... been together for awhile, and she wouldn't try to trap me by getting pregnant (y trap a college student making 30k a yr when u make 90 with a real job and u have a trust fund??) and it's mutual/together and all that jazz, just I don't wanna talk about the pink elephant in the room I guess? My best course of action is to just buy another box of pregnancy tests and give them to her and tell her that I noticed she was out of them.

that is still a really sketch thing to do.. do you wrap up when you sleep with her? is she on the pill? It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me for a girl to be constantly checking if she is pregnant or not. like i said before.. women are nuts and their actions are not easily explained.

dane · Post by **dane** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:07 am

stile wrote:
dane wrote:nah it's not like that stile... been together for awhile, and she wouldn't try to trap me by getting pregnant (y trap a college student making 30k a yr when u make 90 with a real job and u have a trust fund??) and it's mutual/together and all that jazz, just I don't wanna talk about the pink elephant in the room I guess? My best course of action is to just buy another box of pregnancy tests and give them to her and tell her that I noticed she was out of them.
that is still a really sketch thing to do.. do you wrap up when you sleep with her? is she on the pill? It just doesn't make a lot of sense to me for a girl to be constantly checking if she is pregnant or not. like i said before.. women are nuts and their actions are not easily explained.

she's on the pill ( I don't watch her take it but trust her a bit since she says she is?? guess that's my mistake) however, for 6 months straight, the pregnancy box sat in her bathroom with 2 in it... it wasn't until recently that it was empty, so it's not like she checks all the time... I just have memories of a drunken confession from her at 4am one night crying about how she wanted to have kids and start a family because she's getting past that age, so that's what makes me so paranoid....

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:38 am

dane · Post by **dane** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:13 am

i clicked on this thread expecting a response sears, and all I got was a broken image.. I demand a refund

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:59 am

Sorry brah, fixed.

Sym · Post by **Sym** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 7:08 pm

Just fuckin' ask her. Jesus, if you two are in a relationship you should be able to go over this kind of shit like it was nothing.

"Hey hon, I was using the bathroom the other day and noticed the box of pregnancy tests were empty, have you been checking? Is everything alright? When I saw it I was reminded of that one time when you were talking to me about wanting to start a family and I just felt I should bring it up with you and see if you had any concerns or anything you wanted to talk about. I just want you to know I love you and would never announce this information to a group of strangers on the internet because i'm insecure about our ability to communicate. Also I'm going to the store, do you want me to pick some up?"

DONE! Fuck.

If you're going to live with this person get used to conversations that are uncomfortable. Just be considerate and sympathetic.

dane · Post by **dane** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:09 am

definitely not going your route, and not like I plan on staying with this person for longer than the next 6 months so this is where my problems arise.

wAsTe · Post by **wAsTe** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:23 am

dane wrote:
she's on the pill ( I don't watch her take it but trust her a bit since she says she is?? guess that's my mistake) however, for 6 months straight, the pregnancy box sat in her bathroom with 2 in it... it wasn't until recently that it was empty, so it's not like she checks all the time... I just have memories of a drunken confession from her at 4am one night crying about how she wanted to have kids and start a family because she's getting past that age, so that's what makes me so paranoid....

I wouldn't worry too much since it's only 2 and she hasn't said anything. How long have you lived with her? Have you figured out when she normally gets her period? She could be a few days late, even while on the pill it's totally possible for a period to start a few days later than normal. A lot of people freak out because they think they may be pregnant - hence the usage of the pregnancy tests. However, it's entirely plausible that the period occurred at a later day than usual as a result of stress or something along those lines.

If you want to avoid asking her if she is or isn't pregnant, ask her to play battle shots or another game that involves drinking copious amounts of liquor. If she rejects challenge her manhood and call her a pussy, this generally works. If she continues to reject your challenge despite you belittling her, there is about a 76% chance she is pregnant, there still remains a 24% chance that you were right in your accusations of her lack of testicular fortitude, and she is not pregnant. Now if she accepts your offer there is a 90% chance she is not pregnant, and a 10% chance she is a horrible person.

dane · Post by **dane** » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:25 am

waste's plan looks better....