Best Cheaters Of All Time

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:31 am

taylu_b wrote:i said he was "fishy" idk i just remember the controversy and the cal ban

my bad guess i shouldn't have posted.

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:30 am

mare wrote:One of the first matches I remember playing was against eG. Don't know whether that entire team was bullshit or just 5 of the 6 were, but they take the award as greatest collection/pack/murder of cheaters ever assembled.

eG

chubs
assblaster
ronin
waste
zip0
cobalt
lynch

all were banned i believe.. also had me marshall_drummin TM and other shaddy players at the time (before marshall joined nL and became a beast)

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:36 am

Keep in mind this was back when CAL banned for absolutely stupid shit.

I got banned for an irc log where I talked about speedhacking in a CS pub.

meekrab · Post by **meekrab** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:54 am

People got suspended for submitting too many screenshots, I always thought that one was funny.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:09 am

seven got suspended for 6 months for typing japsclan on a gotfrag thread lol

lowcarb · Post by **lowcarb** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:25 am

gonna have to go with tweakd, that fuck had the balls to cheat ON LAN

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:33 am

k4b00m wrote:seven got suspended for 6 months for typing japsclan on a gotfrag thread lol

hm?

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:25 pm

Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:26 pm

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:48 pm

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

Pretty sure you were cheating there buddy. Let's calm down with all the lying.

meekrab · Post by **meekrab** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:51 pm

Magic headphones tho

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:41 pm

scorch- wrote:
Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.
Pretty sure you were cheating there buddy. Let's calm down with all the lying.

no cheats for me sir

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:02 pm

Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.

While we are at it I'd say you are the most humble player in DoD since Corey "I just win" Marko.

Post by **I.P Rolodex** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 5:54 pm

Beas is that a true story? I assume you're talking about yourself.....
That's beyond epic that's fuckin magical....
You're a d.o.d legend bro I never knew about that.

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:07 pm

Airnick15 wrote:
Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.
While we are at it I'd say you are the most humble player in DoD since Corey "I just win" Marko.

Calm down airnick ^_^ I brought this up mainly for entertainment/history for some of the newer dod players.

I also hear from my sources you think I cheat. Hmmmm

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:13 pm

Beas wrote:
Airnick15 wrote:
Beas wrote:Best noncheater accused of cheating goes to a guy who was..

Banned From CAL Twice, by Schmiggs(lolol)
Banned from UGS Twice, by UGS:Lu 'I fucking hate that spic'

Then moves on to win the first CPL with hb. Getting mvp in the finals, although the entire team played very well.

Epic.
While we are at it I'd say you are the most humble player in DoD since Corey "I just win" Marko.
Calm down airnick ^_^ I brought this up mainly for entertainment/history for some of the newer dod players.

I also hear from my sources you think I cheat. Hmmmm

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets.

Pr0n · Post by **Pr0n** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:13 pm

I.P Rolodex wrote:Beas is that a true story? I assume you're talking about yourself.....
That's beyond epic that's fuckin magical....
You're a d.o.d legend bro I never knew about that.

that was fast, i thought he made it longer, once again the community proves to be realy good into self controle cheers mates.

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:27 pm

cton?

defiance called me a cheater yesterday. Add me to the list!

likwid · Post by **likwid** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:30 pm

Everyone cheats. At all times.

EVERYONE. ALLTIMES.

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:54 am

Beas wrote: I also hear from my sources you think I cheat. Hmmmm

Someone's listening conprehension on Taylor's vent is lacking. Never said I think you cheat, I said that when watching you play one time that you rarely seemed surprised when moving around the map.

wAsTe · Post by **wAsTe** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:33 am

FLuXXuHH wrote:Anyone remember mike_v !!! MV was always a goodie to watch

mike_v
jazZy
smak
sorrow
untouch@ble
dRenstar***
Hero
xile
rph8

oh shit, mike valley or something right?

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:47 am

oh yeah add mike_v to that eG list too

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:10 am

Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets

Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:10 am

baloo

just kidding love you scott even though you'll never see this

wAsTe · Post by **wAsTe** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:02 am

Jb_ wrote:Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets
Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

heh, much respect to narc on that.

seaNsk · Post by **seaNsk** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:10 am

Jb_ wrote:Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets
Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

Good work Narc. Police those cheaters! You'll get them both in due time!

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:16 am

haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.

but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......

besides win.

seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:24 am

Don't forget that chemille match Corey.

Team coL.Fusion[dd] out.

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:25 am

hahahah loveyoudustin

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:27 am

0k jack! almost forgot about that one, pretty sure i remember the thread for that ban being pretty entertaining.

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:51 am

also, kirill tolstocheev.

peace

badnewspanda · Post by **badnewspanda** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:13 pm

Jb_ wrote:Sean

I think you cheat. You get away with it because of Narc. I know your secrets
Trust me, if beas were cheating narc would've already banned him. We dont get any unfair treatment over here at mvpz. Narcs been trying to ban me since I joined the team. I have to send him my demos randomaly after matches. When it comes to being a good admin and keeping cheaters out of the community, narcs does a pretty good job at it. Even though hes the biggest grumpy asshole on the planet.

He can't be that good if he actually thinks your shitty as cheats.

OH DIP~

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:35 pm

ryanemo wrote:also, kirill tolstocheev.

peace

Forgot about that guy!

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:44 pm

No one has mentioned nL|`TheDuck, and I feel his alias should be recorded here for posterity.

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:54 pm

Didn't TheDuck get banned off of a half where he only kiled one person?

And if we're here to discuss obscure bans, I submit LP^rancid, redhatchet, and pandemic * alkaline.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:12 pm

alkaline had possibly the worst recoil script ever written.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:34 pm

joeledmunds wrote:Didn't TheDuck get banned off of a half where he only kiled one person?

The one and only cheater I wouldn't have minded not being banned. The guy was so ashamed that he had cheated and it totally seemed like a spontaneous thing brought on by feeling like he was letting his team down by being bad. Felt bad for the guy.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:28 pm

JaGGoNdd wrote:haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.

but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......

besides win.

seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

Epic post Corey. You should probably be writing scripts for the WWE.

Post by **ThatsRight** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:44 pm

JaGGoNdd wrote:haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.

but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......

besides win.

seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

That's some fuzzy math. Did someone try to teach you to count with your toes or something at an early age?

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:50 pm

JaGGoNdd wrote:haha me and beas are from the same cloth. all i do is win win win no matta what. we should hang more mitch ^_-

my vote for best cheater?

he was locked up by cal for 5-life for cheating in a pub, which he was coaxed into doing by an already aliased/re entered cheater [GIMP]Sandman (known at the time as nexus|mayhem).... until a rampage and a hakenkreuz came along and removed the shackles.

he took his relentless fury to the online leagues for quite some time, whilst also winning every lan he competed at from mid 2007-2011 (3 lan rings in total and one runner up)

to date he has approximately 23 championship rings in total and only 2 real appendages to place them on, leaving 13 rings to sit on his trophy shelf, awaiting 2 more to make it an even 25.

many have called him a fragger, a beast, an animal, that monster in the mirror, the headliner, finisher, the closer, a winner.

but really he's just a fake legged faggot who hides in midhouse to break caps on harrington and doesnt do anything else at all......

besides win.

seriously though i was just doing a little parody of beas' post, i think the funniest cheaters to date are still fakeplastictree/jlezear/ceebz/zerokelvin-jack

I want my thirty seconds back.

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:05 pm

distortion · Post by **distortion** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:56 pm

joeledmunds wrote:Frozentruth cheated?

Nah he didn't cheat.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:57 am

ThatsRight wrote:That's some fuzzy math. Did someone try to teach you to count with your toes or something at an early age?

Since when does 23 + 2 =/= 25? As for the idiom "an even," not sure what that has to do with toes.

Post by **ThatsRight** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 7:00 am

He said make it an even number like "25". 25 isn't an even number.

Easy on the whiteknighting.

ryanemo · Post by **ryanemo** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 8:09 am

nerdvirgspotted

meekrab · Post by **meekrab** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 11:14 am

ThatsRight wrote:He said make it an even number like "25". 25 isn't an even number.

Easy on the whiteknighting.

Are you retarded? He said "an even 25" not "25, an even number."

It's like you saying "17 dollars, even" when you're ringing people up at the 711, you dirty piece of shit.

Post by **ThatsRight** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:02 pm

meekrab wrote:
ThatsRight wrote:He said make it an even number like "25". 25 isn't an even number.

Easy on the whiteknighting.
Are you retarded? He said "an even 25" not "25, an even number."

It's like you saying "17 dollars, even" when you're ringing people up at the 711, you dirty piece of shit.

Except, people say 17 dollars even because there's a high possibility of there being change...so you say 17 even to indicate there isn't any...you don't say 25 even for something that is all whole numbers...."This parking lot just added 2 more cars. That's 20 even!!!" Was someone expecting there to be 19.5 cars?

Taking shots at Jaggon: Fishing for a trout, coming away with a whale. That's an "even" 2 whiteknights.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:09 pm

I'd say what you do is more akin to a monkey that throws shit at the zoo visitors then prances all around his exhibit like a badass, not realizing the visitors are standing behind glass, bemused and thoroughly entertained.

Post by **ThatsRight** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:12 pm

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:27 pm