JaGGoN's Anzio Strat

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:15 pm

"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."

Hudson` · Post by **Hudson`** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:20 pm

"Actually, I'm going to need a greesegun as well."

"But Corey, we're on axi---"

"DID I STUTTER? I AINT ASKIN."

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:40 pm

toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."

I'm kinda stumped on how one person can pull off such an amazing feat. Corey, if you have the chance, can you please give me a walkthrough on how too pull this off? Thanks.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:48 pm

How's he going to accomplish all of that without feet.....?

JamesDecker · Post by **JamesDecker** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:08 pm

How's he going to accomplish all of that without feet.....?

Corey actually ran remarkably fast in New York, we had to cross the street before getting run over by oncoming traffic and I, the dickhead, go "RUN COREY", and run he did. Forrest Gump aint got shit on him.~

rymoz · Post by **rymoz** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:16 pm

Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?

JamesDecker · Post by **JamesDecker** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:24 pm

Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

ComptonAssTony · Post by **ComptonAssTony** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:33 pm

JamesDecker wrote:
Wow, I cannot believe the intricate details of this very useful and practical strategy are being divulged on such a public forum. Luckily, I have my notepad and pen handy. One quick question... Should I continuously noscope the wall between the double windows until I kill the enemy in Pizzeria, no matter how many shots it takes?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

No, A bear shits wherever the hell it wants

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:38 pm

JamesDecker wrote:No, A bear shits wherever the hell it wants

You're thinking of Honey Badgers... Bears are actually pretty picky about where they will mark their territory.

(Sorry, my Dad's a wildlife biologist).

JamesDecker · Post by **JamesDecker** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:55 pm

You're thinking of Honey Badgers... Bears are actually pretty picky about where they will mark their territory.

(Sorry, my Dad's a wildlife biologist).

Bears just has a better ring to it than "Does a Honey Badger shit in the woods?". Am I right?~

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:26 pm

Here you go corey

shes clearly your other half.

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:50 pm

Not sure whether to +rep ricky for that pic or not.

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:01 pm

Well if were gonna make a play on legs, Forrest had them and could run! I think we should refer to Lt. Dan! Great movie, was on yesterday about 4 times!

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:30 pm

Thebest wrote:
toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."
I'm kinda stumped on how one person can pull off such an amazing feat feet. Corey, if you have the chance, can you please give me a walkthrough on how too pull this off? Thanks.

so many lost opportunities

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:50 pm

Swiss.

I used "feat" instead of "feet" so it wasn't so blatantly obvious. I guess I did give it away when I used "Stumped" oh well~

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:01 pm

toxinatoR wrote:Not sure whether to +rep ricky for that pic or not.

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:07 pm

Thebest wrote:Swiss.

I used "feat" instead of "feet" so it wasn't so blatantly obvious. I guess I did give it away when I used "Stumped" oh well~

ahh gotcha

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:28 pm

fuckin ricky goin off with solid gifs today. a++.

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:35 pm

toxinatoR wrote:Not sure whether to +rep ricky for that pic or not.

You will rep that post, then go back and rep every other fucking post he has. Holy fuck, I can't stop laughing. Now get to repping the man!

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:49 pm

hildebrand wrote:fuckin ricky goin off with solid gifs today. a++.

Now if only he'd scrim with his team, or text a copenhagen back

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:46 pm

Oh shit, the "copenhagen" is back.

bonerhaus · Post by **bonerhaus** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:01 pm

silly copenhagens

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:05 pm

JaGGoNdd · Post by **JaGGoNdd** » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:13 pm

oh god so this is what you meant by "we made a thread about you on 1911 did you see it?"

id have a way better anzio strat than this guys, come on now. i'd need the mg42, a sniper rifle, 2 unter and a kar. then i could really do some damage. still gonna need all your ammo boxes though i like that idea at least

likwid · Post by **likwid** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:11 pm

toxinatoR wrote:"Off the break, give me the sniper and an STG and all of your ammo boxes. I'll gun run them into the plaza, dropping the kar out the.window to confuse them, then spraying the cap zone with noscopes. I'll throw all my unprimed nades, then jump out the window spraying the STG while falling."

IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

pande · Post by **pande** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:29 pm

Who is that in your post Sears?

bewton · Post by **bewton** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:53 am

wow corey...just wow. I thought you were smarter then that. You spray the mg42 falling out of window, not the stg!

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:00 am

mogers wrote:
hildebrand wrote:fuckin ricky goin off with solid gifs today. a++.
Now if only he'd scrim with his team, or text a copenhagen back

I told you my text messages get rejected when I try to send to you... fix your shit copenhagen

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