TPG Season 28 Week 1 dod_anzio

[defiance]

Invite
devil^ vs 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz vs druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD vs v !
heart-shaped box vs slow loris
iwa vs Rivalry Reborn

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction vs Kill At Random
synchronized vs Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming
Brave Little Toasters vs Shut up and Party
Kevlar Soul vs TeamLess
Fleshpound vs team titans

IM
codename killers vs They're Not That Good!
Skittles.Touch the rainbow vs Merrill's Marauders
Like A Boss! vs Most Valuable Playerz
Jet Lag vs Team-Super
NADE*ace vs hard to kill

Opwn
6pool vs Hell's Kitchen
point captured vs 505th Parachute Infantry
Codename Killers II vs BAMMuNiTY
By InviTe OnLy vs Sixth Aspect
Chechnyan Sex Bombs vs Bad Ass Wankers

[theshizz]

k3 > gskill - easy

[vertex]

Invite
devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD < v !
heart-shaped box < slow loris
iwa < Rivalry Reborn

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random
synchronized > Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming
Brave Little Toasters - GLHF - Shut up and Party
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess
Fleshpound < team titans

[joeledmunds]

Invite
devil^ glhf 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD < v ! - Should be a good match, but veracity will win by a good deal. dodod will be good once they figure out the roster and get some more time in together.
heart-shaped box > slow loris - I don't know who is on this hsb, but they probably cheat. hilde and element will keep it interesting though.
iwa > Rivalry Reborn

NoGo > Main - Because they are the only team I really know here, and Khoi, Sppon, and Blue are AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING

[lolinus]

Invite
devil^ < 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD < v !
heart-shaped box < slow loris
iwa > Rivalry Reborn - mexicant and justin(if he can play)

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random - bluerevolver is amazing.
synchronized < Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming - evc should have this.
Brave Little Toasters > Shut up and Party - shouldnt be that hard for blt to win.
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess
Fleshpound vs team titans - no idea who either are

[Beas]

facing drugskill huh?

[cassinoroyale]

Invite

devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation - watch and bullgoose will dominate bridge while ricky schisoswoowsoow and mojerz will do the very same in plaza. I expect devil winning by 1 point with jaz saving 2-3 caps while sitting in the spawn with the tommy/unt.

KookamungaKrakaKillaz > druGskiLL - sorry drugs, with biggie back to the team (starter? again? lololol) I don't see you guys winning tpg again. I'd rather go with the cpl champs jbeas. Not to mention cableguy.

Dinosaurs of DoD > v !- I ringed for dodod and I noticed that every one of them know what to do during the match. Tox will drop a lot of bombs as well as jules but I think scorch's squad have a slightly edge in this. Ringersaurus out.

heart-shaped box > slow loris - Jarrod, gaul, dj. What else?

iwa GLHF Rivalry Reborn - nomis vs npatten will be interesting. Pdx/Ceebz vs badnews/beast will be close. Me/insane vs shogun/mexicant will be... hmm... painful. GLHF


Main

NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random - khoi!
synchronized > Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming - Jeremy Lin
Brave Little Toasters < Shut up and Party - cK, da nigga~
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess - KS will do 0/8 in Main lololol ff'ing in finals last season lololol l8l8l8
Fleshpound < team titans - Let's see how they will roll without Super.......


IM

codename killers < They're Not That Good! - HD's clearly sandbagging, move them up! JK. Seriously now HD will have this in the bag.
Skittles.Touch the rainbow < Merrill's Marauders - 475th all the way!
Like A Boss! < Most Valuable Playerz - if MVPz have a roster to play they'll win
Jet Lag > Team-Super - neur0se and dagun will kill everybody
NADE*ace > hard to kill


Open

6pool < Hell's Kitchen
point captured < 505th Parachute Infantry
Codename Killers II < BAMMuNiTY
By InviTe OnLy > Sixth Aspect - go xtreme, go!
Chechnyan Sex Bombs > Bad Ass Wankers

[joeledmunds]

facing drugskill huh?

That gif is hot off the presses.

[motive]

beas i cannot quantify how badly you are going to lose on sunday

numbers of that magnitude do not exist

but it's close to graham's number

[reddogg]

devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD > v !
heart-shaped box < slow loris
iwa > Rivalry Reborn

Main

NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random
synchronized GLHF Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming
Brave Little Toasters < Shut up and Party
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess
Fleshpound < team titans

IM

codename killers < They're Not That Good!
Skittles.Touch the rainbow > Merrill's Marauders
Like A Boss! < Most Valuable Playerz
Jet Lag > Team-Super
NADE*ace > hard to kill


Open

6pool > Hell's Kitchen
point captured < 505th Parachute Infantry
Codename Killers II < BAMMuNiTY
By InviTe OnLy < Sixth Aspect
Chechnyan Sex Bombs > Bad Ass Wankers

[defiance]

Invite
devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation - pat claims they are bad at anzio so it might be close.
KookamungaKrakaKillaz > druGskiLL - beas and cableguy on anzio.
Dinosaurs of DoD < v ! - someone join the dinos
heart-shaped box > slow loris - 2 double caps might be enough to keep this close.
iwa > Rivalry Reborn - but not by much. people hating on RR this season will be surprised.

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction < Kill At Random - d-bos backpack is strong
synchronized < Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming - Euros finally get to play and show how good they are.
Brave Little Toasters < Shut up and Party - motw. airnick vs til, pinto vs pinto.
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess - Have fun teamless
Fleshpound < team titans - titans lost super and leoliaaaa lets see how good they are.

IM
codename killers glhf They're Not That Good!
Skittles.Touch the rainbow > Merrill's Marauders - skittles pooped on MVPz last week, trying to keep the momentum.
Like A Boss! > Most Valuable Playerz
Jet Lag < Team-Super
NADE*ace > hard to kill

Opwn
6pool > Hell's Kitchen - source players first match. lets see what happens.
point captured < 505th Parachute Infantry - shifty cheats and uses kitten as bait.
Codename Killers II < BAMMuNiTY
By InviTe OnLy < Sixth Aspect - probably the best match in open this week. i expect it to be close.
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Bad Ass Wankers - i dont know if BOOM is even alive.

[D-bo]

NoGo Gaming Faction < Kill At Random - d-bos backpack is strong

Move us down

[mexicant]

Invite

iwa GLHF Rivalry Reborn - nomis vs npatten will be interesting. Pdx/Ceebz vs badnews/beast will be close. Me/insane vs shogun/mexicant will be... hmm... painful. GLHF

[meekrab]

Invite
devil^ < 3xtreme Humiliation - depends on who exactly 3h has playing, but it shouldn't be particularly close
KookamungaKrakaKillaz > druGskiLL - Gskill try a lot harder, but most of k^3 were playing anzio when the average Gskiller was in kindergarten
Dinosaurs of DoD > v ! - hoping there's an hltv for this :O
heart-shaped box glhf slow loris - <3 arn
iwa > Rivalry Reborn - #ifa yahurd?

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random - if Khoi keeps his nades in his combat satchel and the frenchies get too stoned to load cheats before the match this should be ez
synchronized > Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming - Don't really know anything about EvC but people with 180 ping usually lose to people with less ping.
Brave Little Toasters > Shut up and Party - <3 BLT
Kevlar Soul > TeamLess - I recognize like one name on each team, but I'm giving the edge to the team with a Kent song as their team name.
Fleshpound vs team titans - two South American teams, can't really predict anything.

[mogers]

Can we be moved back down now?

[subjecT]

Invite
devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD < v !
heart-shaped box > slow loris - expecting a good match
iwa > Rivalry Reborn

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random
synchronized GLHF Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming
Brave Little Toasters < Shut up and Party
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess - KS in main? i understand they "FF Won IM" championship but come on thats like a BYE week.
Fleshpound IDK team titans

IM
codename killers < They're Not That Good!
Skittles.Touch the rainbow > Merrill's Marauders - feel like skittles is getting to be a decent team
Like A Boss! > Most Valuable Playerz - Dont know whos on mvpz now, but i think LAB has a decent lineup
Jet Lag < Team-Super - dont know whos on jL so going with super
NADE*ace > hard to kill

Opwn
6pool > Hell's Kitchen
point captured > 505th Parachute Infantry
Codename Killers II < BAMMuNiTY
By InviTe OnLy < Sixth Aspect - should be good open match i think, but i feel sixth is putting practice and time in and its paying off.
Chechnyan Sex Bombs < Bad Ass Wankers

[Beas]

beas i cannot quantify how badly you are going to lose on sunday

numbers of that magnitude do not exist

but it's close to graham's number

ohh yea???


we'll see

[Schmiggs]

gskill first?? fuck me...

[dorraj]

Invite
devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL
Dinosaurs of DoD < v !
heart-shaped box < slow loris
iwa < Rivalry Reborn

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random
synchronized > Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming - Linsanity
Brave Little Toasters > Shut up and Party
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess
Fleshpound < team titans

[motive]

devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation - 3h has the unfortunate disadvantage of being exposed to the sun for longer than 6 minutes unlike dgf
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL - beas is really bad, jb is worse, schmiggs is too busy moving into sunny acres retirement community to scrim, taylub is too dumb to figure out how to use winzip, md is too azn, and cableguy is fucking cableguy
Dinosaurs of DoD < v ! - under ideal circumstances dodododod wins but v!agina is in better shape
heart-shaped box > slow loris - jrod will be calling out the other team's positions before he even connects to the server that is how full of poop this dude is
iwa > Rivalry Reborn - RR stands a chance if ceebz feels like winning the whole match by himself



have i mentioned that we're going to win

[cassinoroyale]

wtf I almost accidentally repped motive here... I thought his reply was in fact shelly's LOL

[taylor]

taylub is too dumb to figure out how to use winzip

[toxinatoR]

devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation - 3h has the unfortunate disadvantage of being exposed to the sun for longer than 6 minutes unlike dgf
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL - beas is really bad, jb is worse, schmiggs is too busy moving into sunny acres retirement community to scrim, taylub is too dumb to figure out how to use winzip, md is too azn, and cableguy is fucking cableguy
Dinosaurs of DoD < v ! - under ideal circumstances dodododod wins but v!agina is in better shape
heart-shaped box > slow loris - jrod will be calling out the other team's positions before he even connects to the server that is how full of poop this dude is
iwa > Rivalry Reborn - RR stands a chance if ceebz feels like winning the whole match by himself



have i mentioned that we're going to win

i read this whole thing thinking it was shelly too.. i was like wtfmf?!

[toxinatoR]

Can we be moved back down now?

[Schmiggs]

wtf I almost accidentally repped motive here... I thought his reply was in fact shelly's LOL

I thought the same damn thing.

[K#jag]

Cass:

Jet Lag > Team-Super - neur0se and dagun will kill everybody

If Neuro & Dag quit FP and come to IM sure...they will kill everyone

[lowcarb]

skittles first? Fuck me. BAHAHAHAHAHA ok this should be fun.

[nunz]

Invite
devil^ > 3xtreme Humiliation - 3h will throw the first to matches to get moved back down.
KookamungaKrakaKillaz < druGskiLL even without ryanemo they should oust this newly formed team. MOTW
Dinosaurs of DoD > v ! Only thing I think of when I see word Dinosaurs is Power Rangers for some reason.
heart-shaped box < slow loris
iwa > Rivalry Reborn

Main
NoGo Gaming Faction > Kill At Random
synchronized > Evolution Virtual Cry Gaming
Brave Little Toasters > Shut up and Party
Kevlar Soul < TeamLess
Fleshpound < team titans

IM
codename killers < They're Not That Good!
Skittles.Touch the rainbow < Merrill's Marauders
Like A Boss! glhf Most Valuable Playerz
Jet Lag < Team-Super
NADE*ace > hard to kill

Opwn
6pool > Hell's Kitchen
point captured > 505th Parachute Infantry
Codename Killers II < BAMMuNiTY
By InviTe OnLy < Sixth Aspect
Chechnyan Sex Bombs > Bad Ass Wankers

[kellen_rust]

I have one, singular prediction. I don't care about any of these teams; in fact, I don't even have any idea who PLAYS for any of these teams.

But my kick ass prediction is going to be super right no matter what.

synchronized > EVCG

Jeremy Lin is going to score like, a million points, and only shoot 3 pointers. He'll maybe shoot some stuff with his kar, too. But mostly he'll be draining 3's. Probably, he will even infiltrate everyone elses servers, kill them, break dod forever, crash steam, and bankrupt Valve--so we can all start going outside again.

So, when you have a killer tan come this time next year... you'll have only Mr. Lin to thank.

Good day sirs!

[stile]

no idea who i'm playing, but we're going to win.

[carpenter]

no idea who i'm playing, but we're going to win.

FOR AMERICA!!!

[mexicant]

Invite

iwa > Rivalry Reborn - #ifa yahurd?

#IFA 4LIFE

[D-bo]

[taylor]

dbo

[james-]

[stealthlol]

Looking forward to play weeks 2+ in main. Let's get on that.

[stile]

bahahahhaa

[Jakimo]

gg lowcarb