ceebz, what is this? [NSFW 2nd post]

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:05 am

Swiss wrote:
stealthlol wrote:
`NG wrote:TWENTY FIVE FUCKING PAGES
More like, twenty-five more pages to go before this is impressive.

Have we checked the thought that ceebz might be epileptic? Perhaps - and go with me here - perhaps the muzzle flashes from his gun firing outside of double windows sent him into a very quick seizure. As his body twitched quickly, it moved in the exact motion to keep his gun perfectly still. When he snapped out of it, his arm flinched forward and caused the upwards motion at the end.
ACTUALLY....

as alex would attest, this is my very area of expertise. it is possible to have a second, even split-second seizure. This can often happen as well during someone's sleep, and therefore the person never knows they have epilepsy, even though it might do damage to the brain. Eventually they may become more prolonged and could be potentially life threatening.

although banning ceebz may be something everyone is really wanting, the possibility that he has this brand of epilepsy (characerized by micro-seizures) may be more appealing.

ceebz could have a high probability of dying in his sleep (if he doesnt already know about his epileptic condition).

(threw in a gif for some visuals)

So that explains why ceebz is the best heavy in the game.

He plays dod while sleeping. GOT IT.

hypnotik_ · Post by **hypnotik_** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:49 am

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:01 am

Lol...if they are happening during the day they also happen at night.... Oh nvm.....

rehpyc · Post by **rehpyc** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:32 am

james- · Post by **james-** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:39 am

Back on my very first setup that i played dod on, i managed to get the no recoil glitch if i was to reload during a lag spike, and then held down my +attack. It worked pretty consistently, but as I recall there is no side to side recoil. I'm also pretty sure it shows up as a glitch in demos.

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:11 pm

If you try heavy with high ping then your gun wont have any recoil. It happens for me when i reach 300~ish. So maybe 150-200 for most people?

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:04 pm

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:08 pm

gif fail kalas

Beast · Post by **Beast** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:29 pm

I heard that wasn't actually ceebz in that clip, it was dustin young cheating on his account.

mare · Post by **mare** » Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:45 pm

I played around with a norecoil script in a pub* the other day. It's unbelievably easy to switch between the script being on or off. Wouldn't surprise me if he activated the script, whether on purpose or on accident, and then turned it off when he realized what happened.

Key words: wouldn't surprise me. I'm not saying that's what's happened, just saying something it could be.

Just curious, how is that okay?

rehpyc · Post by **rehpyc** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 2:32 pm

It's nothing new for Kirk to 'play around with' scripts :p

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:48 pm

mare wrote:Just curious, how is that okay?

Scripting in a pub? It's horrible, immoral, and a cardinal sin.

Scripting against jules winnfield? Heroic.

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:59 pm

alex kirk wrote:
mare wrote:Just curious, how is that okay?
Scripting in a pub? It's horrible, immoral, and a cardinal sin.

Scripting against jules winnfield? Heroic.

gotta level the playing field somehow

rymoz · Post by **rymoz** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 4:35 pm

Swiss wrote:
alex kirk wrote:
mare wrote:Just curious, how is that okay?
Scripting in a pub? It's horrible, immoral, and a cardinal sin.

Scripting against jules winnfield? Heroic.
gotta level the playing field somehow

I see what you two did there.

british · Post by **british** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:40 am

They only thing i have learned in this thread is that alex kirk no recoils in pubs.

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 9:41 am

british wrote:They only thing i have learned in this thread is that alex kirk no recoils in pubs.

you should have already known this.

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 10:23 am

He does more than no recoil.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 12:17 pm

Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.

Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

british · Post by **british** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:42 pm

alex kirk wrote:
Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.
Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:05 pm

british wrote:
alex kirk wrote:
Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.
Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.
We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

Too bad I've done retired from dawd D:

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 4:15 pm

alex kirk wrote:Too bad I've done retired from dawd D:

Clearly cashed in for the pension/benefits.

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:01 pm

british wrote:We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server

Go to BAW and do that with caby or meyer

Yaso · Post by **Yaso** » Tue Feb 07, 2012 5:23 pm

Airnick15 wrote:
british wrote:We should start waving at each other through walls in the CoR server
Go to BAW and do that with caby or meyer

LOLOLOLOL. Amazingly true.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:52 pm

Status on the ceeBz ban??

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:02 pm

Couldn't figure out how to ftp demos to tpg ftp.

Might be full-retard.

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:52 am

alex kirk wrote:
Airnick15 wrote:He does more than no recoil.
Serious. Norecoiling should be the least of your concerns when you see me in a pub.

I can attest.
TWENTY SIX PAGES.

This is ridiculous. What's more ridiculous is that I read all of this.
If I remember correctly, I've only ever gotten no recoil glitches after a respawn and never during the middle of a life or after a reload. It results in the gun having no recoil, obviously, and playing the dry fire sound repeatedly and only lasts for... one clip, I think? The ammo in the clip also flashes repeatedly between showing the actual amount of bullets in the clip and an empty clip while the weapon is fired. Otherwise, I've never seen any other no recoil glitch and I'm not sure what any of this looks like in someone's demo.

Looks fishy, but I've only seen this clip. Demos > clips.
Where's Chris Farese to tell me when to shoot?

SpoonIsBad · Post by **SpoonIsBad** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 3:12 pm

On my old computer, I would get the no-recoil glitch about 1/3 of the time I alt tabbed...

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:12 pm

bumping most epic and legendary 1911 thread since it was re-created in light of ceebz's recent TPG ban.

Airnick15 · Post by **Airnick15** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:19 pm

GJ JOEY

Post by **ceebz** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:27 pm

woot woot

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:27 pm

I bet he crouch hopped at the same time his internet lagged and it mysteriously removed the walls from his game. Come on, dod.

Post by **ceebz** » Wed May 23, 2012 3:33 pm

stealthlol wrote:I bet he crouch hopped at the same time his internet lagged and it mysteriously removed the walls from his game. Come on, dod.

damnit you caught me stealth, dont be tellin everybody bout our little secret!

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Wed May 23, 2012 5:58 pm

sevEN wrote:bumping most epic and legendary 1911 thread since it was re-created in light of ceebz's recent TPG ban.

meekrab · Post by **meekrab** » Wed May 23, 2012 10:01 pm

GOOD WORK INTERNET DETECTIVES I DONT HAVE A GIF FOR HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME THAT THIS ANNOYING DWEEB IS BANNED

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Thu May 24, 2012 9:49 am

meekrab wrote:GOOD WORK INTERNET DETECTIVES I DONT HAVE A GIF FOR HOW HAPPY IT MAKES ME THAT THIS ANNOYING DWEEBZ IS BANNED

Probably fixed.

meekrab · Post by **meekrab** » Thu May 24, 2012 10:04 am

Subtle. I like it.

motive · Post by **motive** » Thu May 24, 2012 10:24 am

just realized the same thing happens at 1:09 briefly

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Thu May 24, 2012 11:51 am

Joey Harter's greatest contribution to the world.

I miss you koala bros.

Post by **ceebz** » Thu May 24, 2012 8:16 pm

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Thu May 24, 2012 8:25 pm

ceebz wrote:bump

Someone's in desperate need of attention....

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Thu May 24, 2012 8:26 pm

Swiss wrote:
ceebz wrote:bump
Someone's in desperate need of attention....

Well, he can go somewhere else for it from now on.

Joshinator · Post by **Joshinator** » Thu May 24, 2012 8:58 pm

Sears wrote:
Swiss wrote:
ceebz wrote:bump
Someone's in desperate need of attention....
Well, he can go somewhere else for it from now on.

Looks like he has been....

Jakimo · Post by **Jakimo** » Fri May 25, 2012 3:59 pm

hey ceebz, ill sign your mouse pad now.

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Fri May 25, 2012 4:55 pm

the only thing more offensive than this blatant display of cheating is the dubstep.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Fri May 25, 2012 7:24 pm

knockout wrote:the only thing more offensive than this blatant display of cheating is the dubstep.

fucking lol'd hard