TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Sunday, May 22nd 9:00 pm EDT - dod_merderet - View Full TPG Schedule

After getting some input I decided to go with a second predictor each week, so anyone who is interested in contributing some predictions (a little humor and good analysis is appreciated) just contact me. When the playoffs come around, I’m hoping to interview team members playing in the matches. This week I will be joined by my first guest predictor, Alex Kirk!

Upper:

Match of the Week: dirty ghetto f**ks vs. team risK
risK, despite losing to THUNDER on solitude by 100 or so, has a lot of momentum going. I mean, they lost because they had non-regulars playing (including a high school friend who didn't drop 10 the whole match, or something? I think). Cableguy is ridiculous again, patten is ridiculous again, Ivan is ridiculous again, ham is ridiculous again (from anzio match). Vasily, former cheater (just kidding, Ivan) and star of the hit film "Vasily Flawless," will drop at least 40 with the kar accompanying his 39 deaths. Cableguy will also do miraculous things. I think this is a map that dgf has a shot at, though. Bullgooselooney will do a good job holding down bridge, and will probably pistol people from across the map for the majority of his kills. New pickup Matt "Mogers" Rogers, who holds the key to my heart, will beast people if he gets to rifle this map. Canasian will be too awestruck by the fact that the vines on anzio make noise. And of course, there is watch your back (not spelling that fucking name backwards). He will be the anti-vasily this match undoubtedly. All this being said, I think the clutchness of cableguy and Ivan will lead to risK holding out longer than dgf can.

Kirk’s pick: risK by 22

It seems Kirk is going to make me have to raise my game here. Losing to THUNDER with a bench guy playing doesn’t quite qualify as a momentum breaker, so I still see risk as a team on the rise. This is a map that is very dependent on who wins the sniper battle, and this will feature a battle that won’t disappoint. Dgf made a good pickup in mogers to help solidify their team, and the timing couldn’t be any better, as he can help fend off Vasily. However, ultimately I believe the combination of Vasily and Patten will be too much to handle at middle.

Airnick’s pick: risK by 35

Players to watch
dgf: Bull, Mogers
risK: Patten, Cableguy




Donkey PunchN Krew vs. THUNDER
The first problem I see with this match is I have no fucking clue who will be playing for THUNDER. I don't think they even know. They'll probably pick 2-3 people up before the match or something. That being said, it doesn't matter much since they'll probably win so long as Kellen's crybabiness doesn't interfere with Corey's accusations of poizoned, Justin Lynch, element, and Beast cheating. Which, let's be honest folks, is a stretch as Kellen's crybabiness knows no bounds. I think dpK will put up a fight considering this is merderet, however, and most teams simply win by holding out rather than capping. BUT THUNDER (toxinator) will do whatever is necessary which includes, but is not limited to, sitting in water to break mid caps, proning under axis loft to break mid caps, proning in bat cave to break mid caps, proning on docks to break mid caps, and you get the idea.

Kirk’s pick: THUNDER by 22


And I thought my comments pissed people off, good job Kirk. dpK’s chances certainly weren’t helped by element being suspended for this one due to SS issues. A lot of pressure will be on Beast and k4b00m to both control waterhouse and assist with the bridge. However, JgN’s job just became easier and as such, I see THUNDER fully pressing their advantage on bridge. I don’t think a shorthanded dpK can get it done here. Wait a second…I’m forgetting something… Cory Marko relationship update! In the never-ending drama that is his relationship status, it appears he is a single man for the time being. This relationship has vaulted into one of the top 10 rollercoasters in the United States, and hopefully has no role to play in Sunday’s match. I’ll still give THUNDER the nod.

Airnick’s pick: THUNDER by 50


Players to watch
dpK: Beast, k4b00m
THUNDER: JgN, one of the other 5 playing




team 99 vs. Wraith Rangers
Finally a match that 99 can win. 99, pretty much entirely composed of CheckMate Vent Crew members, is bad. I mean, REALLY bad. Mostly because of the fact that they were associated with the XMVC. When Kevin "stealth" Gardner starts for a team, you know something is wrong, and 99 is no exception. While Kevin has toned down the vent raging, he has been unable to tone up the frags. It's only been 8 years, Kevin, you'll get it eventually. If anything Kevin's raging abilities have been passed on to Leroy, and if he can tone down the bitching, I think Leroy could do some damage considering I taught him everything he knows from our time together on the infamous pubclan |SoV| in 2004. Jared (acetamino) may cheat, he may not cheat, he might drop 50, he might drop 10. He's the wildcard of 99. Joe Ledmunds will drop 14 per half if lucky. Bobson will probably do really well. WR has shreddies, king of the 12mans. Unfortunately shreddies doesn't seem to be king of the matches, so his extensive 12man experience won't do WR TOO much good. WR does have Pepsi who is pretty good, but I think leroy/ace/bobson will be able to contain him. Overall, I think 99 should have this one in the bag. Especially since Paul Mend0za gleams on their roster, regardless of being inactive.

Kirk’s pick: 99 by 33


It seems I’m going to need to add a disclaimer to this thread after that diatribe on both teams. However, I think the coconut of irony just dropped on Kirk’s head after the multiple cheat accusations. Actually, I think the coconut tree might uprooted and came crashing down on him. In his great haste to call out half of the DoD community, it seems my co-predictor seems to have missed the fact that 99 actually has won a match this season. Now that I have tried to clean that mess up (unsuccessfully I’m sure), back to this match. Unfortunately, there doesn’t seem much to say. 99 is a strong favorite to win against an outgunned WR team that is also dealing with roster issues.

Airnick’s pick: 99 by 60


Players to watch
99: stealth, Bobson
WR: Pepsi, shreddies (if someone tells him it’s a scrim and there isn’t HLTV)




GameSpy Rangers vs. Lawnchair Mafia
GSR wins by FF? If not, Godlesscommie proning on corners and MAJL STG'ing people across the map while running will demoralize the inactive LcM and remind them why they don't really play this game anymore.

Kirk’s pick: GSR by FF


It appears one of the preseason favorites to compete for the Upper title have fallen apart/quit DoD again, so it seems unlikely this match will even be played.

Airnick’s pick: GSR by FF


Players to watch
HLTV will be the only connected to the server at match time



Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris
I won't predict who will win or anything, but I'll tell you what will happen: Joey Harter will be complaining about naming our team after jules, jules will get naded 40 times, Rob will mm1 for slow loris players to kill themselves after he 90's them and they snapshot 1deag him, and jarrod will be too busy flying next to the plane that goes over the bridge every minute or two with his airplane scripts. Some people (Rob) will bring up the fact that rdk was banned for cheating/almost banned for cheating/is cheating in the match. And hildebrand (former Winnfield family member) will undoubtedly be complaining to his team to push harder and faster not knowing that this is merderet and you usually win by holding and that capouts aren't exactly common.

Kirk’s pick: Good luck, have fun!


I on the other hand, will predict who will win and will tell you right now...NOBODY wins because as my momma always said, cheaters never prosper, which means half of the people in this match won’t be very prosperous. Okay I’m done with that. W&S may be the second best team in Upper now, with no glaring weaknesses, because let’s face it, they have been able to hide the cheats for…sorry I did it again. Slow loris is coming off a good opening match against dgf, and look to be a solid group. However, I think W&S is a little too talented for sl here.

Airnick’s pick: W&S by 60


Players to watch
W&S: nomis, kirk (kirk practically begged me to put him here, and by begged I mean he doesn’t even know I’m doing this)
slow loris: hildebrand, rdk



Lower:

Match of the Week: Most Valuable Playerz vs. Believe the Hype
I only really recognize crawtona and GRIMM from bth, so...And |MVPz| lost to fM (as did bth) and lightning which had a stacked roster early in the season with players like hXc, if I remember. So despite the difference in records, I think this will be the MOTW for TPG lower. As long as rwc is NO WHERE near this match, of course. I'm assuming jb, motive, Narc, Sears, Schmiggs, _____ will be playing. Sears is probably the worst player to grace this game, even worse than BlackHawk, so I sincerely hope they put him on the bench. Regardless of Sears being shitty as all fuck, jb and motive will probably be the deciding factors for this match on the side of MVPz. Assuming both of them play, that is.

Kirk’s pick: MVPz by 19

Having played both teams this season and being a lower specialist, I can fill in the gaps for Alex here. BtH now has GRIMM to go along with Odin and Crawtona. MVPz will probably be playing Traize instead of Sears as well as rwc. I’m looking to Schmiggs here to put bridge on lockdown, which should make the difference for MVPz.

Airnick’s pick: MVPz by 35

Players to watch
MVPz: Schmiggs, jb
BtH: GRIMM, Odin




Fatal Mistake vs. TeamLess
Two of the teams I happen to recognize in TPG lower. While TeamLess does have some decent players (ziggy is NOT one of those decent players), it seems they don't have the skill or teamwork to match up to fM. With seasoned players like Cheatnick15, Expunge, and skull, I don't see how they could possibly lose this match. Especially with Cheatnick15 sniping on a map created for snipers. Now if I were the leader of fM, I would maybe make a quick swap of skulladin for stamp to really solidify the chance of winning this match and really the rest of the season. Because, let's be honest, stamp is just way better than skull. That being said, fM should still win regardless of skull's deficit in skill relative to stamp. The biggest worry fM should have seems to be Swave, ziggy's z-key, and maybe Krudy depending on the day. If I were TeamLess I would throw a hail mary and let Mr. Coffee play. Just a thought.

Kirk’s pick: fM by 64

Kirk forgets that my special powers only exist on donner, so I won’t be in Cheatnick mode. There may be a few “Trust me, he’s in sniper loft.” moments though. We are coming off a game against MVPz that was definitely closer than the score indicates, as we were losing after the first half and could have been capped on towards the end. TeamLess seems to have lost a few included lerfooled and duality, so one of their rifles and sniper for the match in unknown at this point. Kruddy and ziggy are solid, so I’ll have to be on the lookout for them from my windows. Oh yeah and I completely agree with that random and ceaseless Skull/Stamp breakdown. Beautiful analysis.

Airnick’s pick: GLHF

Players to watch
fM: Expunge, Airnick
TeamLess: Ziggy, Kruddy




1080p vs. Heavy Hitters
HH has wicked, who probably/definitely/wouldbetonmymotherslife cheats. So while I don't know the people playing with him, they are probably decent in the fact that they know what gamma is and can counter-strafe. That and they have low moral standards when it comes to video games. Which means it's possible/likely at least one or two other players on HH cheats as well. 1080p does have some recognizable names, however. SKiNnTo, defiance, nugz, etc. Defiance, notorious GotFrag poster of stuffonmycat.com, may be too busy playing in the BAM avalanche server to be in this match. Or perusing images of cats with random objects on their head. It seems 1080p will probably rely most on nugz and Bromley assuming both are playing this week. Will they be able to offset the awesome cheating power of the other team? Probably not. Unless Bromley wants to step it up in the cheat department which we ALL know he is capable of doing.

Kirk’s pick: HH by 26

Wicked? He’s banned for cheating and I don’t see that STEAM ID on the roster. Now I’m confused. I have no clue who HH is, but know 1080P added Bromley and nugz to go with Defiance, Heineken, and Skinto. I’m going with 1080p as I know nothing about anyone on the HH roster.

Airnick’s pick: 1080P by 75

Players to watch
1080p: Bromley, Heineken
HH: No clue




Merrill’s Marauders vs. Hell’s Kitchen
Easy. I'm not banned from Merril's pub, but I am banned from the HK pub. So this is a no brainer. 475 will win with flying colors. HOWEVER, the team is named after a single guy (how selfish of them, RIGHT JULES WINNFIELD?). That will cost them a few points, but the fact that they haven't banned me from their pub will definitely pick up that slack.

Kirk’s pick: MM by 54

475th is named after their worst player it seems, yet your team isn’t named Kirk & Sons so there is a small difference. 475th has won this season against HK before by a big margin, so I’ll base my decision off of that

Airnick’s pick: 475th by 75

Players to watch
475th: No clue
HK: No clue




By InviTe OnLy vs. Kevlar Soul
I do not know anyone on these teams, however, I see some things that lead me to the conclusion that BIO will win. For starters, KS has about 84 people on their roster, and it's not aesthetically pleasing. That will definitely be working against them on a map like merderet. Furthermore, someone on KS has the last name Marko. Now whether he is related to the Marko brothers is irrelevant; he will still come up short this match solely due to name association. BIO, on the other hand, has someone with a four digit steam ID AND another person with the name "dude farts." I don't care who you are, that is fucking impressive.

Kirk’s pick: BIO by 31

I’m beginning to think that Kirk is running out of gas aka dude farts on the predictions, so let me straighten him out. KS may have a marko, but they have a Kirill K on their roster. Who fucks with a guy named Kirill? If that guy plays a match against us, we will probably just FF.

Airnick’s pick: KS by 75

Players to watch
BIO: No clue
KS: No clue




VMF-214 Blacksheep vs. Bad Ass Wankers
Easy prediction. First off, VMF probably has 2-3 cheaters on their roster. I mean the guys couldn't recognize the most blatant of aimbots, so you know a few other starters are sneaking in some kind of cheats knowing they won't be found. Wasn't Kodiac the one cheating? He still isn't banned? Looks like TPG just handed them this match on a silver platter. BAW also banned me from their pub on 3 accounts (BUT I HAVE 4 ACCOUNTS, MUAHAHA), so their guilty consciences will definitely be holding them back this match.

Kirk’s pick: VMF by 51

Dearest Kirk, Kodiac is banned, just no red line through his name sadly. Based on when we played them this season, I don’t think any of the others cheat, but yeah they fail at recognizing it. They probably didn’t appreciate you blatantly cheating in pubs, that is against the server rules you know. Anyway, VMF I guess because BAW’s two pub cheaters don’t play matches.

Airnick’s pick: GLHF

Players to watch
VMF: No clue
BAW: No clue
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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HEY what the the fuck! I'm way less washed up than Schmiggs!
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Also, if you want your HLTV displayed, let me know that you are the home team and give me the IP.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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sears never plays, and rwc always plays from what i see.

also, this map is much easier for a decent sniper to crap all over bad players, so shmiggs should be able to drop 40 a half with no problem. josh, gonna need you to prone stoss water.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Yeah I haven't played in a match since preseason, I'm out of town most weekends.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Kirk, it sounds like are saying I should dispute anyone with a positive score?

Will do buddy
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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lol what two are you calling pub cheaters for baw airnick?
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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this ones for you, kirk

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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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avenger wrote:lol what two are you calling pub cheaters for baw airnick?
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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i dont think caby's in baw anymore. :o

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I enjoy kirks preds
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

Post by linuslolz »

Whats the point to make predictions when the world is gonna end tonight?
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

Post by stealthlol »

Oh Alex. Alex, Alex, Alex. You are right on the money. Only reason I start is because I schedule everything :D! Also, Aaron Louie is now home, Joe Ledmunds has working internet, and Leroy LoLpez has uninstalled dod for the 153th time this season. So watch out TPG Upper, comeback starts now!
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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14 sounds like a stretch. And why the fuck do you have 4 accounts?
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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umm Im thinking WR <99
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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For those who want to predict...

Upper
dirty ghetto f**ks vs. team risK
Donkey PunchN Krew vs. THUNDER
team 99 vs. Wraith Rangers
GameSpy Rangers vs. Lawnchair Mafia
Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris

Lower
1080p vs. Heavy Hitters
Merrill's Marauders vs. Hell's Kitchen
Most Valuable Playerz vs. Believe the Hype
By InviTe OnLy vs. Kevlar Soul
Fatal Mistake vs. TeamLess
VMF-214 Blacksheep vs. Bad Ass Wankers
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Upper
dirty ghetto f**ks < team risK
Donkey PunchN Krew < THUNDER
team 99 > Wraith Rangers
GameSpy Rangers > Lawnchair Mafia
Winnfield & Sons > slow loris

Lower
1080p > Heavy Hitters
Merrill's Marauders > Hell's Kitchen
Most Valuable Playerz > Believe the Hype
By InviTe OnLy > Kevlar Soul
Fatal Mistake ~ TeamLess
VMF-214 Blacksheep > Bad Ass Wankers
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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dirty ghetto f**ks vs. team risK
I haven't played dgf this season yet, but I don't see them coming home with a win over risK. Then again, they did beat THUNDER first week. On a map like merderet, I don't see anyone on dgf taking bridge away from patten. risK does have Ivan Cheng, though. He might lose the match single handedly (LoLhI IVAN!) All that aside, if risK shows up with the six we played against on anzio, I expect them to pull off at least 1 full cap, if not more.

risk by 50+


Donkey PunchN Krew vs. THUNDER
Let's see: jaggon vs. justin. toxinator vs. poizoned. THUNDER's entire team against the uncontrollable shots of k4b00m and beast. I don't see THUNDER losing, but if dpk tries for the entire 40 minutes, they will certainly give THUNDER a run for their money. Especially if Chris runs across bridge holding down mouse1 and aces the team. dpk also has liez who will prone for the entire 40 minutes in an attempt to hold a flag, so make sure to check every hiding spot, THUNDER!

THUNDER by 20


team 99 vs. Wraith Rangers
Alex put it best, we're all pretty bad. Craig doesn't make calls, bobson spends too much time in the library to remember how to hold a mouse properly, Joel is too busy learning how to use a web browser, Jared isn't clutch, Andy spends too much time petting Oliver (though I can't blame him), and I just can't carry all 5 of them (LoLright?!) I'm not sure who is on WR, but I do know that blackhawk had the 12man of his life last night, so maybe that will stay with him until tomorrow night.

glhf!


GameSpy Rangers vs. Lawnchair Mafia
Not sure why LcM is dieing. I guess the majority of the team that made a comeback for this season realized that Day of Defeat is still a bad game. Playing them was probably the most fun match so far this season was against this team, so hopefully they decide to keep playing. As for GSR, they decided to play a scrim instead of lose in 3v3 a few weeks back, so I have nothing nice to say about them.

If LcM shows up, I believe they'll take the W by 40+. Otherwise, 1-0 for GSR.


Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris
I don't know much about who does what on winnfield. All I do need to know is that they let Alex Kirk on the team which means they don't have very high expectations. They are somehow 3-1 which means they must be doing something right (remember when we beat you in preseason? LoL!) Meanwhile, slow loris has bluerevolver and somebody named Ignacio (get equis to play dod again, Alex). Not quite sure what that has to do with their performance, though. I guess the match comes down to if winnfield lets nomis snipe. If he's as good as he was in that scrim on harrington weeks ago, he can single handedly win this map by himself.

winnfield by 50+
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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stealthlol wrote: Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris
I don't know much about who does what on winnfield. All I do need to know is that they let Alex Kirk on the team which means they don't have very high expectations. They are somehow 3-1 which means they must be doing something right (remember when we beat you in preseason? LoL!) Meanwhile, slow loris has bluerevolver and somebody named Ignacio (get equis to play dod again, Alex). Not quite sure what that has to do with their performance, though. I guess the match comes down to if winnfield lets nomis snipe. If he's as good as he was in that scrim on harrington weeks ago, he can single handedly win this map by himself.

winnfield by 50+
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Upper
dirty ghetto f**ks vs. team risK
This match can be very close! Bullgooselooney vs patten will be the deciding factor. patten is way more experienced but don't underestimate bull, he is a very sneaky little turtle, and can go on some nasty streaks. The rest of the positions will be who can deep throat better, because that's basically the only skill that will get you far on merderet, since moving.... yeah there isn't a lot of that going on. I'm going with dgf for the upset.

dgf by 3

Donkey PunchN Krew vs. THUNDER
GLHF folks, it's going to be boring as fuck, and the first two things that popped into my head when I saw the schedule was JUST GREAT, worst map ever, and the best team ever. At this day and age, I can't really find it in me to try hard against good teams, just doesn't work! I need more than that, maybe someone needs to start cheating so I can have a reason to dump on people...errr kill people! I think I'll probably go for some random ass kills, because winning isn't really on my agenda.

THUNDER by 134

team 99 vs. Wraith Rangers
99 is a good team on paper. They have stealth who just recently discovered he wasn't playing with a mouse all this time...I mean mousefix! Then we have acetamino, who before last week I didn't even realise he played this game as long as me, thanks for filling me in guys! Ummm who else....oh Andy Sheen sucks balls, he has a fucking dog, what's up with that, cat's are better. According to stealth's prediction joel has better internet now, hot damn, maybe he will get more than 10 kills, and maybe even put his own team's tag on this time. I'm not great at this whole sarcastically talking shit gig, so I'll wrap this up. You guys need to start winning some matches, so we can be rivals!!

team 99 by 47

GameSpy Rangers vs. Lawnchair Mafia

Mogers leaving LcM basically put the nail in the coffin for any sort of mid season comeback. FF win :( </3

GSR by 1

Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris
If this were a scrim, everyone in the match will drop 40+, but help me god if this were a pub, nobody would be safe from winnfield's pubstar dominance. Since this is a match, this will be VERY close one. I'm going to predict jules winnfield sprinting into blue room, taking 4 stg bullets to the face from a proned STG, headshotting said STG through the door, surviving with 2 health points, then getting a triple nade kill, then not dieing to a whole clip of STG fire, then garanding said STG, and WINNING THE MATCH FOR WINNFIELD!!!!! Too bad that same thing happened the other day and you didn't win... THIS IS YOUR TIME FOR REDEMPTION!

Winnfield & Sons by 4


Lower
1080p vs. Heavy Hitters
To be frank, I really don't want to predict anything else, so these are going to be bad... I mean worse..... if that's possible...I've seen 1080p on YouTube, and I haven't seen heavy hitters on youtube, so that's one thing going for them, YOU GUYS GET MY VOTE!!!

1080p by 27

Merrill's Marauders vs. Hell's Kitchen
HK had a cheater named neeko on their Eagle team, so if he plays for them in TPG they will win.

HK by 14

Most Valuable Playerz vs. Believe the Hype
I rang for MVPz in 2 scrims the other night, we won the first one, we lost the second one. The end.

MVPz by 28

By InviTe OnLy vs. Kevlar Soul
THESE TEAM NAMES ARE CRAAAAAAZY

Tied 48-48, overtime solved nothing, so it went to shootout, and BarbWIRE is the hero for BIO.

Fatal Mistake vs. TeamLess
I'm not 100% sure on this, but sources say there is no lower suze on dod_merderet, so FM loses

fM 1999 - TeamLess 2000

VMF-214 Blacksheep vs. Bad Ass Wankers
Reppin BAW, they got this one in the bag. Fireguy will be the hero in this one.

BAW by 14
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Before being known solely for having bad internet, Joel Edmunds was once known for having the best K:D ratio at w2z lan #2, or kentucky lan, or w2z 1, or socal #1-6, or CPL. I forget because Joel has had bad internet for so long.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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I aimbot with a mg42. And that's the gun I'm using this sunday... But I promise I won't deploy..
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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f0x wrote:
stealthlol wrote: Winnfield & Sons vs. slow loris
I don't know much about who does what on winnfield. All I do need to know is that they let Alex Kirk on the team which means they don't have very high expectations. They are somehow 3-1 which means they must be doing something right (remember when we beat you in preseason? LoL!) Meanwhile, slow loris has bluerevolver and somebody named Ignacio (get equis to play dod again, Alex). Not quite sure what that has to do with their performance, though. I guess the match comes down to if winnfield lets nomis snipe. If he's as good as he was in that scrim on harrington weeks ago, he can single handedly win this map by himself.

winnfield by 50+
Hey! I'll let you know that I pull it together in matches and end up doing better than most scrims :roll:
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Hey! I'll let you know that I pull it together in matches and end up doing better than most scrims :roll:
God help us all.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Austin will always be the first to tell you he blows at dod.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Austin I am still going to buy you a cheeseburger.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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horrible predictions as usual :D
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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a winnfield member talking about someone accusing others of cheating? ironic after the ryanemo witch hunt you guys went on for 2 weeks!

^_-

p.s. i think our lineup tonight is something like toxinator, JgN, ryanemo, dyelife, chimpanzebra, riveroyster.
glhf dpk <3 thank god im not sniping. im less worried about poizoned than i am about justin lynch. one has no recoil, one has no....anything else. JUST KIDDING GUYS. should be a fun match :D

and yeah, single man right here (god knows how long that will take to change, my estimation would be 2 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 26 minutes and 13 seconds. keep up to date with that prediction!)
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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The witch hunt isn't over jgn. It's just on hiatus.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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I HATE THIS GAME
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GameSpy Rangers vs. Lawnchair Mafia
Not sure why LcM is dieing. I guess the majority of the team that made a comeback for this season realized that Day of Defeat is still a bad game. Playing them was probably the most fun match so far this season was against this team, so hopefully they decide to keep playing. As for GSR, they decided to play a scrim instead of lose in 3v3 a few weeks back, so I have nothing nice to say about them.

If LcM shows up, I believe they'll take the W by 40+. Otherwise, 1-0 for GSR.
yeah looks like LcM fell apart. main reason is because im abroad right now so cant manage the team/play. so with mogers leaving theres basically no one to manage the team.

ill cya guys randomly on 1911 when i get to an internet cafe or something. maybe hop in vent with 900 ping, should be fun
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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btw alex....how did you guys lose....
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NO FAITH KIRK. SUCK MAH CATS
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Swiss wrote:btw alex....how did you guys lose....
alex wasnt there to lead them to victory
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My back broke sometime in the 2nd half
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Swiss wrote:btw alex....how did you guys lose....
Our only starters were jules and Austin tonight :\ Joey thought it was at 10 pm (I told him it was and then couldn't get back to him as I was out of town to let him know it changed), jarrod had life things going on, I was stuck on a runway in Atlanta, and Rob was hanging out with friends/girlfriend for pre-birthday celebrations.

WHY WE DIDN'T JUST RESCHEDULE IS BEYOND ME.

*Glares at hildebrand*
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Story sounds familiar
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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lol, i wasnt going to play actually. just got back from the keg exactly at 9 pm and was planning on seeing some fireworks since it was victoria day last nite. i was out the whole night on friday and all of the day yesterday.

7:10 PM - rob is ronin: can we reschedule or match for tomorrow or tuesday

for a team that scrims frequently, you would think there would be some adequate/active scheduler on the team? :P

we were also playing with uno ringer as well (andrew) who was godly and INSTAMIXED with our team chemistry. together we achieved capout status, and became victors for the day.

ryan is doing all the scheduling for our team, talk to him!

until next time we meet again FORMER TEAMMATES! :D
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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so i guess the 3 hackers on vmf carried the team? oh boy that was a fun one, even with 2 of us have a knife contest
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Westy wrote:so i guess the 3 hackers on vmf carried the team? oh boy that was a fun one, even with 2 of us have a knife contest
didnt baw only have 5 people?
kE-_-
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Kodiac must be back
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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Wait, I thought today was Victoria Day?
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Oh noes! I didn't suck!

Is hell freezing over??
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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joeledmunds wrote:Wait, I thought today was Victoria Day?
correct, i'm bad.
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hildebrand wrote:lol, i wasnt going to play actually. just got back from the keg exactly at 9 pm and was planning on seeing some fireworks since it was victoria day last nite. i was out the whole night on friday and all of the day yesterday.

7:10 PM - rob is ronin: can we reschedule or match for tomorrow or tuesday

for a team that scrims frequently, you would think there would be some adequate/active scheduler on the team? :P

we were also playing with uno ringer as well (andrew) who was godly and INSTAMIXED with our team chemistry. together we achieved capout status, and became victors for the day.

ryan is doing all the scheduling for our team, talk to him!

until next time we meet again FORMER TEAMMATES! :D
So your ringer capped out for you, and our ringers weren't as good as our starters would have been :|

I wouldn't say we scrim frequently (whenever we play, it's usually 3-4 of us that play, rarely do we get all of us on together). We scrimmed twice last week both early in the week since I went out of town, hence me not playing as I was stuck in Atlanta, and Rob was doing stuff for his birthday.

BASICALLY THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND, BEN, AND RESCHEDULING.
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Awesome kte train alex
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Airnick15 wrote:Awesome kte train alex
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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I thought I did well getting Justin Lynch and Hisey to ring for us. Dunno wtf I was thinking putting Lynch in a match situation. I take full responsibility.
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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juliowinnfredo wrote:I thought I did well getting Justin Lynch and Hisey to ring for us. Dunno wtf I was thinking putting Lynch in a match situation. I take full responsibility.
LoL~

i honestly dont see why u guys are kteing.. the ppl u had playing are AMAZING in 12mans
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Re: TPG Season 25 - Week 6

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hildebrand wrote:
joeledmunds wrote:Wait, I thought today was Victoria Day?
correct, i'm bad.
Too late, I asked my friends at the gym and looked quite the fool.
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