Never forgetA blonde meets eric sears at the bar and they go back to his apartment for some fun.
Sears takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." sears tells her,
"That's to carry around a 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
sears puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite when I saw how short the fuse was!"
Dear Eric Sears
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Dear Eric Sears
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You definitely did.
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john clanin always comes through with the lulz.
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fixedhildebrand wrote:sears reaction:
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Are you admitting to taking certain substances which accelerate muscle hypertrophy at unnatural rates?Sears wrote:fixedhildebrand wrote:sears reaction:
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should of suck with crossfit.
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Hahaha omfg, this is great.Rambizzle wrote:should of suck with crossfit.