Favorite DoD Quotes

Hudson` · Post by **Hudson`** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:21 pm

Self explanatory, post your favorite DoD related quotes. Can be quotes from former/current players, either online, at lan, from random videos, from frag movies, whatever. I'll start it off. Bonus fun points if you don't post the author and everyone else guesses

"MY LIPS ARE CHAPPED!"

"HES JUST FUCKING RUNNING!"

"WAMBULANCE!" (Sorta generic, so hint: at LAN)

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:36 pm

"SHUT UP SHUT SUP I'M CPL SCRIMMING!"

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Wed Jul 04, 2012 11:49 pm

warchyldd · Post by **warchyldd** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:00 am

"God I'm so much better then you, its RIDICULOUS"

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:20 am

Not a favourite quote, but words of wisdom from Mr. Emo.

Jjjj · Post by **Jjjj** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:13 am

- ... "doesnt always do that, but sometimes the demo is retarded" [Hint : moviemaker]

- "Sucks to be you, huh?"

I told a friend, that Witney Houston had died, he answerd.
- "What the hell! and he was the first who went to the moon?"

Facepalm.

- "Why is that fucking door over there, who fuck came with the idea to have a door there?" (Random person who raged at vent/ts3 a few years ago, when he tried run away and a door didnt open quick enough

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Schmiggs · Post by **Schmiggs** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:32 am

Meant to give beas +rep but fat fingered it on the droid. Sorry Mitchell...

carpenter · Post by **carpenter** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:06 am

"Watch your language"

Guess

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 5:18 am

"It don't matter if you got gamer arms or not, it's about having a pair of balls" -willeh

"STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY BULLETS" -badnewspanda

"He's in LOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFT!!!" -stealth

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:08 am

"Theres still a guy in loft" - stealth
"I got more rap music then you ever will" - s0v
"TWO STICKS/REALLYYYYYY" - saint
"yo cap the two, I'm in their ding dong" - huFF

seanality · Post by **seanality** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:16 am

Get the fuck off your stomach!

He just doesn't stop running

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:32 am

"OMG this is ridiculous"
"he's cheating chitting his b4lz off"

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:58 am

let me tell you something about a porcupines balls

PUNKYETi · Post by **PUNKYETi** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:59 am

not a quote buts : http://cplthedream.ytmnd.com/

this makes me miss ox ;(*

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:16 am

joeledmunds wrote:"STOP RUNNING IN FRONT OF MY BULLETS" -badnewspanda

Quite possibly the best Will Ward moment on the internet.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 7:23 am

milo wrote:Not a favourite quote, but words of wisdom from Mr. Emo.

It's funny when people think "still playing dead game" equals "better".

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 8:49 am

milo's LAN YELL over vent after winning cal-o finals
jarrod's laugh is forever with me as well.

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:11 am

"he knows everything from magic to science"

raz0r · Post by **raz0r** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:35 am

"Dude... Fat chicks let you touch the cooch"

Sp|dEr · Post by **Sp|dEr** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 9:38 am

That kid is JESUS!

Tin Bad · Post by **Tin Bad** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:18 am

"back to spawn" jkid/krud

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:44 am

Schmiggs wrote:Meant to give beas +rep but fat fingered it on the droid. Sorry Mitchell...

fixed

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:44 am

"Everytime I play against you, it feels like I fucked a fat chick" Teamless Tom/Showtime

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 10:59 am

anything that leaves profiction's mouth after he dies

greetz · Post by **greetz** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 11:50 am

LIKE MAHHH SPOT TAYLAUR?!!!!!!!!! - biggie~

CraftyDus · Post by **CraftyDus** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:04 pm

"Listen, There's no way you can pick someone off with a BAR from half a block away"

"I don't have to watch the demos, dude; I played it since the first day the game was allowed for download"

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:04 pm

I think blatant is the most overused word in DoD history.

probably a billion quotes a day about it

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:07 pm

"he's about as legit as a paper cut"

meekrab · Post by **meekrab** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 12:22 pm

"If I was cheating, would I look here?"

british · Post by **british** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 1:06 pm

meekrab wrote:"If I was cheating, would I look here?"

Wondering if this would show up

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:26 pm

"What university do you go to? UBAD?" -joob
"and that was our beeEeEEeEeeeeEe team!" -ericg
"OH! THE PISTALIA!" -scat
"I got a scrim against hsb, and I'm sniping....with cheats." -scat
"his chitting his b4lz off" -cass

not a quote, but crog made his name "Tongue Punch My Dirt Star" and I haven't stopped laughing since

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 2:27 pm

and, of course, "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! I'M CPL SCRIMMING!!" -Errick "TheElusiveDick" Bealueliulueiueu

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 3:16 pm

I'm so decorated people flock to me like geese to a shitbagel.
You remind me of a freshly baked douchecobbler.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:05 pm

british wrote:
meekrab wrote:"If I was cheating, would I look here?"
Wondering if this would show up

Doesn't count, that was a 3am cs scrim.

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 4:24 pm

"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:27 pm

scorch- wrote:I'm so decorated people flock to me like geese to a shitbagel.
You remind me of a freshly baked douchecobbler.

good ol brohm!

miss him

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Thu Jul 05, 2012 6:53 pm

The 2nd one was actually sparz~

Jjjj · Post by **Jjjj** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 7:18 am

"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

Polak · Post by **Polak** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:33 am

Nice shot habib

british · Post by **british** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:45 am

Jjjj wrote:"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...

You were on saintz?

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 12:48 pm

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like fucking without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

Jjjj · Post by **Jjjj** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:07 pm

british wrote:
Jjjj wrote:"I'm nading loft, no I'm nading 1st, fuck this"
- zaP

"Hey, did you see what .... wrote to me?"
-zaP

During/after a pcw, he ask us if we saw what a guy wrote to him, on steam...
You were on saintz?

Nope, I guess I started play 1.3 when saintz died(?), early 2009(noticed I got a free game after 2-4 years of playing CS 1.6). I played a pcw with zaP and 4 others and the quotes came from that pcw,

Polak · Post by **Polak** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:42 pm

toxinatoR wrote:"Jared, YOU'RE CHEATING." - John Simpson '03-'12

I love it when John used to say that shit, if anyone one the team was going on a spree it would be like a build up

3rd kill, nice "name"
4th, hohohoho "name", followed by something stupid
5th, "name" whats going on
by the 8th he would say your cheating i think

warchyldd · Post by **warchyldd** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 1:50 pm

sevEN wrote:<Begrip|Steve[dd]> new york server is like bull licking frozen milk

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> I think eximius is clean like horse in a pool

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like having sex on the beach without sand

<Begrip|Steve[dd]> that is like giving head without mouth

<Steve[dd]> lol dota is like fucking without guitartabs in a fridge

<@POR|Steve> it feels like taking a shit in china

<@Steve[dd]> im tired like an orgasmball in the ass

<Steve[dd]> i will suck your dick in socal lan and win it for your team. and if you want i can borrow my orgasmball, but please be gentle

<@Steve[dd]> dota.... is like being naked in garden without siliconepenis

<Steve[dd]> scrim vs DoDealers, we have more servers than jesus had apostles, pm sevEN7

<@Stiiv> finnish army can shave my butt and froze it in a broken fridge <@Stiiv> not my butt the hair what comes from my butt

<Stiiv> im like burning butter in space

HAHAHAH cant believe you still have that

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:09 pm

carpenter wrote:"Watch your language"

Guess

stile · Post by **stile** » Fri Jul 06, 2012 8:36 pm

#jetty late

Hudson` · Post by **Hudson`** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 1:09 am

"Have a spicy for a <?????>, gonna fuckin' beat up a nigga after this. I eat the four piece spicy chicken. Go to the back of the place and do a fuckin' crack pipe with it. UGGGGGGGH. Just then, I saw a couple crips roll by, in mah fuckin' hood cause they wanted to die, I was about ready to get out my glock and then I saw a cop and I was like na man I'll step back for minute."

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 2:53 am

"what a virgin"
"fucking loser"
"why is he being a virgin"

Guess who?

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 4:51 am

Everything is made from dreams

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:13 am

acetamino wrote:Everything is made from dreams