FuckinRivas

mexicant · Post by **mexicant** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:07 am

Im currently looking for a team. I believe .iwa is not playing next season.

Pros
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Stoner
Not a virgin
Old and wise
Dick pics
Sick beard
I cheat
I bring Hooker stories to a vent near you

Cons
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Small dick
Poor
Rage when I get naded from a teammate.
Lost to dgf in the semis of tpg season 28.

tugger · Post by **tugger** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 8:32 am

more pros than cons... pick him up asap!

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 9:47 am

brings 19-61 to your team. could be a pro, or, could be a con.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:11 am

Should have written the list so "dick pics" came right after "old and wise."

rymoz · Post by **rymoz** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:40 am

He's not kidding about the cheating part. Good luck Chris! Someone pick this guy up.

ComptonAssTony · Post by **ComptonAssTony** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:52 am

this fckin guy

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:59 am

One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene. Someone picks this guy up really fast! He cheats when needed and have the ability of deleting hltv's for disputing purposes. He also knows how to hide in ticket for 5 fucking minutes.

Or else, Rivas, we can try starting something together as well since I didn't made the cut in complex6ty.

NOT.

hypnotik_ · Post by **hypnotik_** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:08 am

at least you're honest

vertex · Post by **vertex** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 11:34 am

one of the funnest guys to play this game with, gl christopher

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 1:45 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene. Someone picks this guy up really fast! He cheats when needed and have the ability of deleting hltv's for disputing purposes. He also knows how to hide in ticket for 5 fucking minutes.

Or else, Rivas, we can try starting something together as well since I didn't made the cut in complex6ty.

One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene. Someone pick this guy up fast! He cheats when needed, and has the ability to delete hltv demos for dispute purposes. He also knows how to hide in ticket for 5 FUCKING MINUTES!

If it doesn't work out, Rivas, we can try starting something together since I didn't make the cut in complex6ty.

e: Helping cass improve his English, one post at a time.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:02 pm

I need more of these lessons, Dan! I'm heading for a San Francisco - Seattle trip next year and I'd like to be able to talk decent english with my US family! Keep it up \o/

Daeo · Post by **Daeo** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:02 pm

Come to NASTYvag, speaking out on a limb here btw nugz probably wont allow it

. Soundboard + DIXPIX = win

toxinatoR · Post by **toxinatoR** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:36 pm

alex kirk wrote:Should have written the list so "dick pics" came right after "old and wise."

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 2:39 pm

Cass if you come to California we are going to bro out hardcore

milo · Post by **milo** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:01 pm

I would laugh, but I know this is serious.

Good luck!

greetz · Post by **greetz** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:17 pm

he's smelly.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:25 pm

Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:44 pm

Translation: Won't cheat in matches for you

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:44 pm

mex, wanna make a team?

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:46 pm

knockout wrote:Cass if you come to California we are going to bro out hardcore

Definitely brah so that you can make funny jokes with my broken english accent live!

k4b00m wrote:Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.

Daeo · Post by **Daeo** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:48 pm

k4b00m wrote:Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.

rude

milo · Post by **milo** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:50 pm

k4b00m wrote:Pick him up for your regular season roster. Might need to have someone else fill in for him during playoffs though, he's a choke artist.

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:21 pm

cass, you speak english better than most americans.

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Fri Jul 27, 2012 4:34 pm

Good Luck Good Sir! Hope you find a good squad~

sloth · Post by **sloth** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:41 am

One of the nicest persons around this 2012 DoD scene.

Miller` · Post by **Miller`** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 5:01 am

So from reading this thread, I picked up:

Weiner, whiner, not a winner.

mexicant · Post by **mexicant** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 6:19 am

Miller` wrote:So from reading this thread, I picked up:

Weiner, whiner, not a winner.

Eat a dick Miller!

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 3:00 pm

He does cheat now, I dunno why.

mexicant · Post by **mexicant** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:33 pm

Jb_ wrote:He does cheat now, I dunno why.

milo · Post by **milo** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 10:52 pm

stile · Post by **stile** » Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:01 pm

fuck u milo

Daeo · Post by **Daeo** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 10:32 am

poor milo!

VirusX · Post by **VirusX** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 6:32 pm

Good Luck Chris Hope u find a good team soon.

bewton · Post by **bewton** » Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:38 pm

Gl Chris it was great playing with ya this season. It was a pleasure low fragging with u even though we both had k98s. Serious tho great player pick him up. For your cpl contending team

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 8:34 am

Smells like hes been pickicking bananas all day.

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:04 pm

Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

mexicant · Post by **mexicant** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:45 pm

aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

I really wish that was you in your avatar. #IFA

aLpha.cn-[tang] · Post by **aLpha.cn-[tang]** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 2:59 pm

mexicant wrote:
aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

I really wish that was you in your avatar. #IFA

Who says it's not. I'm dtf anytime. (813) 349-123_. Guess the number and you win.

Daeo · Post by **Daeo** » Mon Jul 30, 2012 4:22 pm

aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:
mexicant wrote:
aLpha.cn-[tang] wrote:Needs to work on not walking into headshots through walls.

I really wish that was you in your avatar. #IFA
Who says it's not. I'm dtf anytime. (813) 349-123_. Guess the number and you win.

ITS A 9 GO WITH 9