Dear Jose Ledmundo,

[kirk]

Found the whole thing, thanks to 2010 Joel Edmunds.

Joel Edmunds
I think society in general has pussified us. I went to a catholic school, when we got in a confrontation, we duked it out, and that was it, win or lose. You guys sound like a bunch of girls, fighting is fighting wether you are big or small, good or bad, if you throw a punch to defend your honor, no one can disrespect you for that. Settle things like men and put your dukes up. It dont matter if you have gamer arms or not, its the fact that you have a pair of balls.

[stealthlol]

Highly approve. Thank you past Joe Ledmunds.

[joeledmunds]

Thank willeh and his teachings (teefings?). The Art of Honor will live forever.

[hatemakerr]

Yeah that's willeh guys.


AoH ftw.

[british]

lol willeh said that?

[stealthlol]

Yeah that's willeh guys.


AoH ftw.

I was thanking Joel for writing it down in the libraries of the internet and preserving it forever. Willeh's original writings have long since been lost.

[toxinatoR]

[xpx]

I don't know wether to believe this or not...

[St|ck]

You know, 2010 Joel Edmunds is better than 2012 Kevin Gardner.

[hatemakerr]

Sort of like the Bairs thing.
Willeh said that in mirc one day and kids I've never heard of ran with it.

[kirk]

You know, 2010 Joel Edmunds is better than 2012 Kevin Gardner.

<year> <person> is better than 2012 Kevin Gardner.

[hatemakerr]

Ever since Kevin starting throwing ice I've been worried about his eternal soul.
And not even meth-ice, just hotel ice.

[kirk]

Ever since Kevin starting throwing ice I've been worried about his eternal soul.
And not even meth-ice, just hotel ice.

I think Kevin went downhill after you beat the shit out of him. We all remember, and we all still laugh at his expense.

Lockdown's 12 nacho platter didn't help, either. That much is for sure.

[aLpha.cn-[tang]]

You know, 2010 Joel Edmunds is better than 2012 Kevin Gardner.

<year> <person> is better than 2012 Kevin Gardner.

<person> also includes Daniel "he who shall not be named" Kim.
I can't take that ride.

[stealthlol]

I'm starting to like this thread less and less...

Ever since Kevin starting throwing ice I've been worried about his eternal soul.
And not even meth-ice, just hotel ice.

I think Kevin went downhill after you beat the shit out of him. We all remember, and we all still laugh at his expense.

Lockdown's 12 nacho platter didn't help, either. That much is for sure.

And to clarify, Christian didn't "beat the shit out of me." He almost broke my sternum and I forfeited to save other bones.

Although I will agree that Kyle's nachos were pretty weak.

<person> also includes Daniel "he who shall not be named" Kim.
I can't take that ride.

Let's not say something we can't take back, Andy.

[t`RavE]

I wish I was cool enough to understand this... =(

[Rambizzle]

lol willeh said that?

[kirk]

And to clarify, Christian didn't "beat the shit out of me." He almost broke my sternum and I forfeited to save other bones.

Right, he almost broke bones. He beat the shit out of you.

Although I will agree that Kyle's nachos were pretty weak.

Still makes me laugh.

Kylelockdownbrosnan: "Hey guys, nachos are on me, I got this."
Group: "Wow, thanks!"

*Waitress brings nachos out*
*There are 8 nachos and 10 people*

Christian Hatmaker: "I just won't have one, it's cool."

Also what did the waitress ask Christian about? And he said like, "yeah that's cool" - he thought she was offering him a Coke or something? I forget.

[hatemakerr]

I was just retelling Karen that story at dinner Alex!!

There was some confusion about me anticipating her asking me what to drink (coke) and her asking how I wanted my burger (medium).

Kevin had an interesting meal: whole fucking lemon and invis-straw.

[hatemakerr]

And it doesn't sound like me to turn down food... Alex I think you were watching your small-nose weight and might have passed.
I definitely ate 1/8th of those nachos.

[kirk]

I was just retelling Karen that story at dinner Alex!!

There was some confusion about me anticipating her asking me what to drink (coke) and her asking how I wanted my burger (medium).

Kevin had an interesting meal: whole fucking lemon and invis-straw.

What was she saying, though? You thought she was offering you a Coke, so you said "yeah sure" or something, but really she was asking how you wanted your burger cooked?

And it doesn't sound like me to turn down food... Alex I think you were watching your small-nose weight and might have passed.
I definitely ate 1/8th of those nachos.

I could have sworn someone said they wouldn't have any.

[stealthlol]

That fucking straw haunts me to this day.

[hildebrand]

Enjoyed reading this. Do go on.

[ComptonAssTony]

LOL @ the straw.

[ryanemo]

hahahahahahahahahaahaha

[Rambizzle]

Kevin, despite all of the ill will following you ITT:

[stealthlol]

Exactly what I needed, Ricky.

[t`RavE]

Kevin, despite all of the ill will following you ITT:

This is so great..

[hatemakerr]

Yeah the word cooked and Coke confused HER.
I walked into that Chili's knowing two things; I wanted a coke, and TonyC just yelled the N word in public...

Once we sat down I was quite parched from all the pwning I had been doing earlier in the day: seaN/Khoi jokes mostly.

Anyways, I knew this glorious day would call for a tall refreshing Coca-Cola with my meal.
Back then I was quite poor and while my good friends (you) were generous, I couldn't pull an Equis and JUST get a water. Money had to be spent and I was prepared to live a little.

We all cram into this corner circle booth, I assume normally reserved for quinceaneras or something. Logically, Kevin to my right and Kyle to my left. We're all having a good time.
So this Latina waitress walks over to our table apparently some moron says they were ready to order. Where I come from, it's drinks first... then food.
Anywho, Kyle had talking to me about how awesome these nachos were going to be and he was thinking of ordering them. I myself was getting pretty hard in the pants at the thought of those. Completely engrossed in nacho-talk this woman asks me what I want to eat. I was expecting to place my drink order, as everyone who was there that weekend knows it was h-o-t as hell. A fucking coke.
Okay; food: Burger. So right after I say burger, I'm really trying to throw the Coke line in. But rather than accepting the word Coke (what else could that mean?) She like stops, puts the pen down and is like "How do you want it COOKED?"

I really fucked up her life.

[stealthlol]

I really fucked up her life.

And to get us back, she thought to herself, "I'll get you a plate of fucking nachos, alright" and comes back with:

[aLpha.cn-[tang]]

I really fucked up her life.

And to get us back, she thought to herself, "I'll get you a plate of fucking nachos, alright" and comes back with:

LOL I actually thought that you took a picture of the nachos...

[stealthlol]

Somebody might have. If so, you would be able to see that the nachos were actually quite a few times worse than that picture, too.

[kirk]

Yeah the word cooked and Coke confused HER.
I walked into that Chili's knowing two things; I wanted a coke, and TonyC just yelled the N word in public...

Once we sat down I was quite parched from all the pwning I had been doing earlier in the day: seaN/Khoi jokes mostly.

Anyways, I knew this glorious day would call for a tall refreshing Coca-Cola with my meal.
Back then I was quite poor and while my good friends (you) were generous, I couldn't pull an Equis and JUST get a water. Money had to be spent and I was prepared to live a little.

We all cram into this corner circle booth, I assume normally reserved for quinceaneras or something. Logically, Kevin to my right and Kyle to my left. We're all having a good time.
So this Latina waitress walks over to our table apparently some moron says they were ready to order. Where I come from, it's drinks first... then food.
Anywho, Kyle had talking to me about how awesome these nachos were going to be and he was thinking of ordering them. I myself was getting pretty hard in the pants at the thought of those. Completely engrossed in nacho-talk this woman asks me what I want to eat. I was expecting to place my drink order, as everyone who was there that weekend knows it was h-o-t as hell. A fucking coke.
Okay; food: Burger. So right after I say burger, I'm really trying to throw the Coke line in. But rather than accepting the word Coke (what else could that mean?) She like stops, puts the pen down and is like "How do you want it COOKED?"

I really fucked up her life.

Fuck, this cracked my shit up. A+ for total accuracy.

I really fucked up her life.

And to get us back, she thought to herself, "I'll get you a plate of fucking nachos, alright" and comes back with:

Too bad she left out 2-3 from what is pictured here. She actually counted the number of people at our table and subtracted 1-2 nachos.

[hatemakerr]

So like little kids Kyle and I are like giggling and pointing at the menu, you know just wanting to order whatever looks good.
Hand to the mother fucking jesus the nacho picture looked like one of those giant fruit hats... but only meat and cheese any other goodies.

But in reality she brought out 8 nachos which looked like they had been slapped with a dusty shoe a few times. Completely lacking any actual toppings. I just remember thinking how shitty I felt for letting Kyle drop $8 on that.



@TonyC, how was your "big guy" table? Lots of chicken wings I'm sure. Tell us.

[kirk]

So like little kids Kyle and I are like giggling and pointing at the menu, you know just wanting to order whatever looks good.
Hand to the mother fucking jesus the nacho picture looked like one of those giant fruit hats... but only meat and cheese any other goodies.

But in reality she brought out 8 nachos which looked like they had been slapped with a dusty shoe a few times. Completely lacking any actual toppings. I just remember thinking how shitty I felt for letting Kyle drop $8 on that.



@TonyC, how was your "big guy" table? Lots of chicken wings I'm sure. Tell us.

I felt bad because Kyle clearly wanted to look cool and be "the man" that meal. Then the waitress cockblocked him.

Tony never really left Oklahoma during that trip. Ordering the chicken-fried steak and all.