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random thing happened to me

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A really random thing happened to me the other night.

I'm hanging out with my buddy after class just talking and this car pulls up with the window down. We're near school so I figured this girl just wants our parking spot. She waves me over so I go over to the passenger side window and ask her what she needs.

First thing she asks is how to get to San Jose (a city 45 min or so away which I let her know). She mentions she is from San Diego which in retrospect is weird because she would have had to pass San Jose to get to the city. She thinks about it for a minute and then asks me if there are any clubs nearby. At this point I'm looking back at my friend who is standing on the sidewalk and thinking this is kind of weird. I tell her all the clubs are downtown and that she is on the wrong side of the city. I guess she was disappointed by this and then asks me if there is anywhere fun close by.

Now I'm really wondering what this girl is up to as I've never had this happen before. I was getting a weird vibe and in my head I'm wondering if I should ask her to come hang out with my buddy and I just to see how she reacts. Either way, I let her know there isn't really anywhere fun unless you go to other parts of the city and then out of nowhere she asks, "can I blow you?"

She was speaking really soft so it wasn't exactly clear what she said. Given it is SF I assumed that she wanted to smoke up or something so I asked her what she said. She goes, "Can I blow both of you? For fun?"
At that moment I did a double take, took a step back, looked over at my friend and started laughing. All my mind was thinking was, "THIS IS A TRAP."

Turned her down because I didn't want to die.

Quite possible that it was a tranny as well. True story and by far the weirdest thing to happen to me in my life.

Cliffs:
Hanging out with friend
Girl asks for directions
She later offers free BJ to friend and I
Turn her down
Probably a tranny
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Post by Polak »

You are such a pussy
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Post by greetz »

need details on the turn down.
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Polak wrote:You are such a pussy
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Are you saying you would accept a bj from a random tranny?
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opportunity squandered
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stile wrote:Are you saying you would accept a bj from a random tranny?
Gotta try everything once...
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wintehs wrote:
stile wrote:Are you saying you would accept a bj from a random tranny?
Gotta try everything once...
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Some things are better left to the imagination.
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stile wrote:Some things are better left to the imagination.
Somethings are also better left to

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Those both go hand in hand
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stile wrote:Those both go hand in hand
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stile wrote:A really random thing happened to me the other night.

I'm hanging out with my buddy after class just talking and this car pulls up with the window down. We're near school so I figured this girl just wants our parking spot. She waves me over so I go over to the passenger side window and ask her what she needs.

First thing she asks is how to get to San Jose (a city 45 min or so away which I let her know). She mentions she is from San Diego which in retrospect is weird because she would have had to pass San Jose to get to the city. She thinks about it for a minute and then asks me if there are any clubs nearby. At this point I'm looking back at my friend who is standing on the sidewalk and thinking this is kind of weird. I tell her all the clubs are downtown and that she is on the wrong side of the city. I guess she was disappointed by this and then asks me if there is anywhere fun close by.

Now I'm really wondering what this girl is up to as I've never had this happen before. I was getting a weird vibe and in my head I'm wondering if I should ask her to come hang out with my buddy and I just to see how she reacts. Either way, I let her know there isn't really anywhere fun unless you go to other parts of the city and then out of nowhere she asks, "can I blow you?"

She was speaking really soft so it wasn't exactly clear what she said. Given it is SF I assumed that she wanted to smoke up or something so I asked her what she said. She goes, "Can I blow both of you? For fun?"
At that moment I did a double take, took a step back, looked over at my friend and started laughing. All my mind was thinking was, "THIS IS A TRAP."

Turned her down because I didn't want to die.

Quite possible that it was a tranny as well. True story and by far the weirdest thing to happen to me in my life.

Cliffs:
Hanging out with friend
Girl asks for directions
She later offers free BJ to friend and I
Turn her down
Probably a tranny

you missed your chance for your first blow job. gg
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Post by stile »

DoD players are more desperate than I thought. lulz
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Post by knockout »

would you all really take that up? so dirty lol
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knockout wrote:would you all really take that up? so dirty lol
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Post by joeledmunds »

Should have blown him.
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Post by Rambizzle »

at least you still have your buddies to get bj's from....
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Post by dogfire »

stile wrote: Turned her down because I didn't want to die.
Good move, she was probably going to take your money, rip your dick off and store it in a glass jar beside her bed.........along with about 40 others.
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Post by An1maL »

wintehs wrote:
knockout wrote:would you all really take that up? so dirty lol
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lol wtf episode is this from. i dont recall it
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Post by CharlieGiteau »

knockout wrote:would you all really take that up? so dirty lol
Its not like the dick is in his mouth, I mean, c'mon.
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"Don't worry about stds that shit will be cured in 10 years just go for it" - Mathew "Stile" Kurose
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I guess you aren't about that motto nigga, Y.O.L.O
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milo wrote:I guess you aren't about that motto nigga, Y.O.L.O
i guess you arent about that motto either cause if u followed it you'd scrim us pz l8

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Post by hildebrand »

You sir just passed on a RANDOM ACT OF BLOWJOB.

Shame on you. People die for these kinds of things.
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greetz wrote:
milo wrote:I guess you aren't about that motto nigga, Y.O.L.O
i guess you arent about that motto either cause if u followed it you'd scrim us pz l8

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