TPG Season 31 - Week 5 Anzio

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed May 01, 2013 4:15 pm

Invite
gskill vs iwa
angryface vs dgf
THUNDER vs Renamed
92DT vs Rise Against

Main
Illuminati vs Deadbolt
1080p vs virginZ
NoGo vs TBA
Goodfellas vs LAB

IM
vVv vs BYE
Frenchies vs oXeye
TMNT vs heartbreakers
Nasty vs KLIQ
greasy vs i3

Open
Toggle ON vs Massacre
p20 vs Z
GSR vs SC
475th vs HK
PIKA vs d7

twist · Post by **twist** » Wed May 01, 2013 4:29 pm

Maybe we can win something this week.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Wed May 01, 2013 4:30 pm

How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!

SpoonIsBad · Post by **SpoonIsBad** » Wed May 01, 2013 4:34 pm

Sorry NoGo, I'll be gone this week. I'm in Palm Springs on business until Tuesday.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed May 01, 2013 5:03 pm

twist wrote:Maybe we can win something this week.

lowcarb · Post by **lowcarb** » Wed May 01, 2013 5:18 pm

twist wrote:Maybe we can win something this week.

Nicholson · Post by **Nicholson** » Wed May 01, 2013 5:55 pm

twist wrote:Maybe we can win something this week.

Polak · Post by **Polak** » Wed May 01, 2013 5:57 pm

defiance wrote:Invite
gskill vs iwa - glhf I hope we win
angryface > dgf
THUNDER > Renamed
92DT > Rise Against

Main
Illuminati vs Deadbolt Dont care
1080p vs virginZ Don't Care
NoGo vs TBA Dont Care
Goodfellas vs LAB Dont Care

IM
vVv >>>>>>>>>> BYE
Frenchies > oXeye
TMNT vs heartbreakers - dont care
Nasty vs KLIQ - dont care
greasy vs i3 - dont care

Open - def don't care
Toggle ON vs Massacre
p20 vs Z
GSR vs SC
475th vs HK
PIKA vs d7

kanguhhh · Post by **kanguhhh** » Wed May 01, 2013 6:11 pm

stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!

I wonder the same thing about Illuminati being in Main but it's fun anyways

hypnotik_ · Post by **hypnotik_** » Wed May 01, 2013 6:35 pm

twist wrote:Maybe we can win something this week.

Mogers and Skinnto know what's waiting for them

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Wed May 01, 2013 6:46 pm

I should definitely just sit out this week

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Wed May 01, 2013 6:55 pm

Sears wrote:
twist wrote:Maybe we can win something this week.

I would not personally mind if this gif were in every thread on this site from now on

motive · Post by **motive** » Wed May 01, 2013 7:09 pm

nomis wrote:I should definitely just sit out this week

I think most of your team will be sitting this week.

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Wed May 01, 2013 7:18 pm

motive wrote:
nomis wrote:I should definitely just sit out this week
I think most of your team will be sitting this week.

Or proning

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed May 01, 2013 7:28 pm

stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!

We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

wintehs · Post by **wintehs** » Wed May 01, 2013 7:42 pm

mogers wrote:
stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!
We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

Mmmm... nothing like some good ol fashion funky DoD man lovin

bewton · Post by **bewton** » Wed May 01, 2013 7:52 pm

nomis stop being so emo. Glad we get to play you guys on a good map, should be a lot of fun.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed May 01, 2013 8:04 pm

mogers wrote:
stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!
We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed May 01, 2013 8:09 pm

Sears wrote:
mogers wrote:
stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!
We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

Best post on 1911 ever. Close forums.

ward · Post by **ward** » Wed May 01, 2013 8:19 pm

Sears wrote:
mogers wrote:
stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!
We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

LOL

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Wed May 01, 2013 9:35 pm

Sears wrote:
mogers wrote:
stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!
We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

Shoolta · Post by **Shoolta** » Wed May 01, 2013 9:37 pm

Invite
gskill > iwa
angryface > dgf
THUNDER < Renamed
92DT < Rise Against

Main
Illuminati > Deadbolt
1080p < virginZ
NoGo > TBA
Goodfellas GLHF LAB

IM
vVv > BYE
Frenchies < oXeye
TMNT < heartbreakers
Nasty < KLIQ
greasy > i3

Open
Toggle ON > Massacre
p20 < Z
GSR > SC
475th > HK
PIKA < d7

Swiss · Post by **Swiss** » Wed May 01, 2013 9:49 pm

bewton wrote:nomis stop being so emo. Glad we get to play you guys on a good map, should be a lot of fun.

^this. looking forward to it as well.

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu May 02, 2013 2:10 am

kanguhhh wrote:I wonder the same thing about Illuminati being in Main but it's fun anyways

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu May 02, 2013 2:56 am

Invite
gskill > iwa - Going to dominate. Point blank. No question about it.
angryface < dgf - Angryface has never been good on anzio, ever.
THUNDER > Renamed - Could be a massacre
92DT < Rise Against - I like 92DT, but the I think Argies will pick up their second win of the season here.

Main
Illuminati GLHF Deadbolt - Not looking forward to map that requires great teamwork.
1080p > virginZ - 1080 is very underrated. They got amazing teamwork and on a map like anzio, it can be frustrating for virginZ.
NoGo > TBA - If Bluerevolver or Andysheen play, it's a guaranteed win.
Goodfellas > LAB - Goodfellas definitely surprised me when we played them. I don't think Beas & Co will be able to handle the heat.

IM
vVv > BYE - Just want to say that both Jakimo and Snoops has impressed me on how much they've improved since they started playing this game competitively.
Frenchies > oXeye - I think the French-Canadians will win comfortably without the cheating fuck, dorktek.
TMNT > heartbreakers - Could go either way, but I think TMNT got this.
Nasty < KLIQ - I watched that one demo of Crono and he was sketchy as fuck.
greasy > i3 - Surely Mogers & Co gotta win here

Open
Toggle ON > Massacre - They seem to be the team to beat in Open
p20 > Z - Stile has a huge crush on Evilyn
GSR > SC - Crafty #1 fan boy here <--
475th > HK - Just looked at 475th's roster and they have some guy using Chuck's alias lololol
PIKA < d7 - Going with the team that dropped down a division

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Thu May 02, 2013 3:01 am

gskill > iwa - every corner is a potential hiding spot for these players, so they can "tactically" hold something, yeah, you win by holding angles.
angryface < dgf - Angryface has never been good on anzio, ever.
THUNDER > Renamed -
92DT > Rise Against - not sure if it's possible to lose against these guys

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Thu May 02, 2013 3:16 am

milo wrote:Illuminati GLHF Deadbolt - Not looking forward to map that requires great teamwork.

Because TPG bans that mm1 and negging that you children love so much?

onax · Post by **onax** » Thu May 02, 2013 3:18 am

milo wrote:Invite
THUNDER > Renamed - Could be a massacre

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu May 02, 2013 3:22 am

Todo wrote:
milo wrote:Illuminati GLHF Deadbolt - Not looking forward to map that requires great teamwork.
Because TPG bans that mm1 and negging that you children love so much?

I think you're referring to Devin. I don't have negative binded nor do I use the mm1 to talk shit.

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Thu May 02, 2013 3:29 am

milo wrote:
Todo wrote:
milo wrote:Illuminati GLHF Deadbolt - Not looking forward to map that requires great teamwork.
Because TPG bans that mm1 and negging that you children love so much?
I think you're referring to Devin. I don't have negative binded nor do I use the mm1 to talk shit.

Wait. You fell asleep while your entire team negged and spammed "MILO LOVES DOD" for the last 6 months? Guess I'll work on my post for this devin kid.

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Thu May 02, 2013 3:39 am

Todo wrote:
milo wrote:
Todo wrote: Because TPG bans that mm1 and negging that you children love so much?
I think you're referring to Devin. I don't have negative binded nor do I use the mm1 to talk shit.
Wait. You fell asleep while your entire team negged and spammed "MILO LOVES DOD" for the last 6 months? Guess I'll work on my post for this devin kid.

Half of Milo's team consist of idiots. The mental capacity on there(half the team) is on a kindergarten level. Milo just took the responsibility to maybe get their brains up to a standard level, that work will however take many years. So don't expect miracles on just 6 months.

Crono · Post by **Crono** » Thu May 02, 2013 4:04 am

milo wrote:Nasty < KLIQ - I watched that one demo of Crono and he was sketchy as fuck.

]=

glhf nb hopefully we get our 6th on sunday since people are being weird this week /=

CharlieGiteau · Post by **CharlieGiteau** » Thu May 02, 2013 4:34 am

Crono wrote:
milo wrote:Nasty < KLIQ - I watched that one demo of Crono and he was sketchy as fuck.
]=

glhf nb hopefully we get our 6th on sunday since people are being weird this week /=

Don't worry, we've been using backups every week (Pawn and myself) except the first week. That will include this week as well. We really only log in for matches, so you'll end up winning. On top of that, I have to rifle, and I heavy...so...yeah...

Crono · Post by **Crono** » Thu May 02, 2013 5:01 am

CharlieGiteau wrote:
Crono wrote:
milo wrote:Nasty < KLIQ - I watched that one demo of Crono and he was sketchy as fuck.
]=

glhf nb hopefully we get our 6th on sunday since people are being weird this week /=
Don't worry, we've been using backups every week (Pawn and myself) except the first week. That will include this week as well. We really only log in for matches, so you'll end up winning. On top of that, I have to rifle, and I heavy...so...yeah...

lol we shall see. But it will be interesting [=

stile · Post by **stile** » Thu May 02, 2013 5:10 am

lolinus wrote:
Todo wrote:
milo wrote: I think you're referring to Devin. I don't have negative binded nor do I use the mm1 to talk shit.
Wait. You fell asleep while your entire team negged and spammed "MILO LOVES DOD" for the last 6 months? Guess I'll work on my post for this devin kid.
Half of Milo's team consist of idiots. The mental capacity on there(half the team) is on a kindergarten level. Milo just took the responsibility to maybe get their brains up to a standard level, that work will however take many years. So don't expect miracles on just 6 months.

Whoa Linus.

Milo does love DoD.

Seriously though, Milo's team is full of idiots. None of those kids were liked in the past and they still aren't now. How anyone can play with them boggles my mind.

Milo loves DoD.

MadCat · Post by **MadCat** » Thu May 02, 2013 5:15 am

Invite
gskill > iwa
angryface > dgf
THUNDER > Renamed
92DT > Rise Against

Main
Illuminati > Deadbolt
1080p < virginZ
NoGo > TBA
Goodfellas > LAB

IM
vVv vs BYE
Frenchies > oXeye
TMNT > heartbreakers
Nasty < KLIQ
greasy < i3

Open
Toggle ON = Massacre
p20 > Z
GSR < SC
475th < HK
PIKA > d7

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu May 02, 2013 7:53 am

Todo wrote:Wait. You fell asleep while your entire team negged and spammed "MILO LOVES DOD" for the last 6 months? Guess I'll work on my post for this devin kid.

This team was made on March 20, 2013.

Only Stile does that bind occasionally so take it up with him.

Let's not derail the predictions thread, as I worked ever so hard doing predictions while being really drunk. Good day

SnoopS · Post by **SnoopS** » Thu May 02, 2013 8:23 am

milo wrote: vVv > BYE - Just want to say that both Jakimo and Snoops has impressed me on how much they've improved since they started playing this game competitively.

thanks bro <3

SnoopS · Post by **SnoopS** » Thu May 02, 2013 8:37 am

Invite
gskill < iwa
angryface > dgf
THUNDER > Renamed
92DT > Rise Against

Main
Illuminati > Deadbolt
1080p > virginZ
NoGo > TBA
Goodfellas > LAB

IM
vVv < BYE - willing to ring this week!
Frenchies > oXeye - Tugger
TMNT < heartbreakers - which players will show up?
Nasty < KLIQ
greasy > i3 - i'll change this if i3 lets me ring

.

Open
Toggle ON > Massacre - toggle open champs?
p20 > Z - good luck hitting them!
GSR < SC
475th > HK
PIKA > d7

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu May 02, 2013 9:05 am

mogers wrote:
stealthlol wrote:How is a team with Matt and Ricky in IM? What are you guys doing to the admins?!
We might literally be the worst "team" ever. No chemistry at all. None of that good ol TBA love.

My phone must have auto corrected me. Could have sworn I typed "How did it take so long for a team with Matt and Ricky to get in IM?" Weird.

And no team has worse teamwork than that first season we had with 3h last year.

kanguhhh · Post by **kanguhhh** » Thu May 02, 2013 9:09 am

Invite
gskill > iwa
angryface > dgf
THUNDER > Renamed
92DT > Rise Against

Main
Illuminati < Deadbolt - calling for the upset
1080p vs virginZ
NoGo > TBA
Goodfellas < LAB

spawnzz! · Post by **spawnzz!** » Thu May 02, 2013 9:09 am

Invite
gskill > iwa
angryface > dgf
THUNDER >< Renamed good match!
92DT < Rise Against

Main
Illuminati > Deadbolt - have better players and good individual game
1080p > virginZ
NoGo > TBA
Goodfellas GLHF LAB

IM
vVv > BYE - :p
Frenchies < oXeye go bitches!
TMNT < heartbreakers
Nasty < KLIQ
greasy > i3

Open
Toggle ON > Massacre - mmm the final is sure, but I'm not sure who win open
p20 < Z nicho + 5
GSR < SC
475th > HK
PIKA < d7

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Thu May 02, 2013 9:13 am

CharlieGiteau wrote:
Crono wrote:
milo wrote:Nasty < KLIQ - I watched that one demo of Crono and he was sketchy as fuck.
]=

glhf nb hopefully we get our 6th on sunday since people are being weird this week /=
Don't worry, we've been using backups every week (Pawn and myself) except the first week. That will include this week as well. We really only log in for matches, so you'll end up winning. On top of that, I have to rifle, and I heavy...so...yeah...

i thought we were heavying together this week :*(

stile · Post by **stile** » Thu May 02, 2013 9:34 am

milo wrote:
Todo wrote:Wait. You fell asleep while your entire team negged and spammed "MILO LOVES DOD" for the last 6 months? Guess I'll work on my post for this devin kid.
This team was made on March 20, 2013.

Only Stile does that bind occasionally so take it up with him.

Let's not derail the predictions thread, as I worked ever so hard doing predictions while being really drunk. Good day

Thread was detailed when the first gif was posted.

Todo, take a deep breath and calm down.

You're at a 10 right now. I need you at a 1. DJ Devin out.

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Thu May 02, 2013 11:13 am

avenger wrote:
CharlieGiteau wrote:
Crono wrote: ]=

glhf nb hopefully we get our 6th on sunday since people are being weird this week /=
Don't worry, we've been using backups every week (Pawn and myself) except the first week. That will include this week as well. We really only log in for matches, so you'll end up winning. On top of that, I have to rifle, and I heavy...so...yeah...
i thought we were heavying together this week :*(

Cause thats fair to any IM team....

mike · Post by **mike** » Thu May 02, 2013 11:27 am

Invite
gskill > iwa- as much as Austin and crew are awesome, gskill scrims A LOT.
angryface GLHF dgf- See you on plaza, cheechypoo

THUNDER > Renamed
92DT < Rise Against

Main
Illuminati > Deadbolt- <3 Milo
1080p > virginZ
NoGo > TBA
Goodfellas > LAB

IM
vVv < BYE
Frenchies > oXeye
TMNT > heartbreakers
Nasty < KLIQ
greasy > i3- it's a match.

Todo · Post by **Todo** » Thu May 02, 2013 12:00 pm

PREDICTION THREADS ARE MADE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING DERAILED. I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS. I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Thu May 02, 2013 1:59 pm

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But the point is I tried. If you think you need to go to the bakery, please do so now, because I do not want to be interrupted while I tell you my story. ...but anyway, I have been thinking about my happiness lately and have come to the conclusion that I am happy. This is annoying. If you saw a chicken as happy as me, I'll replace it, and give you a full refund... no questions asked!
But that's not the point. The point is I am battery operated.
Well, actually I am not.
But that's not the point. What is the point?
"The point is everyone should have my game and timetable! screamed someone who I subsequently smacked across the face and decapitated before sending him home in a cardboard box.
Before I introduce myself, let me share with you a story. A story about me, and how great I am. But first, I think it would be appropriate to introduce myself. I am going to do this soon. So, it all started, in a smelly house, north of Wellington, south of Arizona and east of where you are sitting right now. It was a dark night, with no birds nor chickens, and it was raining a silent rain. There were too many stars to count, and not enough clouds to cover them. I like chickens. But anyway, what was I doing in this smelly house?
"I was laughing at the boxes of dog food with you, remember!?" said Stevens grandma, but she was wrong. What was I doing? That's right, I was writing this story. Now back to the story.
I needed to find something, so looked for it, and the most amazing thing happened!
I FOUND IT!!!
Guess what it was??? it was a piece of crispy bacon, which I dropped last Christmas. I thought the dog ate it, but I guess it didnt. There were many things over there where I always looked for things, but I didn't like them, so I don't know why I was always looking for them. But this thing I did like. And this thing, it liked me right back in the face.
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He was taken to new levels of excitement, when he found himself. Oh what a day.... Oh ...what a day. But this was to be expected, because he was not just random. He was ranDom with a capital D. But anyway, who cares about the bacon, this story is about me.
Me and my eternal instructions of destruction from underneath. Me and my inherent understanding of the ways of the universe.
Me and my happiness.
Me and my sadness.
Me, and my bacon.

THE END

akiro · Post by **akiro** » Thu May 02, 2013 2:10 pm

brendan, how the fuck is your rep so high. i hate you.

wintehs · Post by **wintehs** » Thu May 02, 2013 2:24 pm

akiro wrote:brendan, how the fuck is your rep so high. i hate you.

Get on my level Kyle