Kirk's TOP 5 THREAD COUNTDOWN

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scorch- wrote:It's #5 on my list of biggest regrets. Tune in tomorrow for #4... OH WAIT I'M JUST GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW SMART I AM FOR A WEEK INSTEAD.
Welcome to the club!
SpoonIsBad wrote:3.91? LOL. Kirk, I used to think highly of you.

Anyways, as resident doctor (congrats on the PhD btw, facebook pics looked super fun! Can't believe how much Corn on the Cob you guys had at the Party.) of 1911, perhaps you could steer me in the right direction with a problem of my own. I did some bareback A.T.M. with a hooker this weekend. I have red bumps on the base of my dick, is it herpes? Because it taste like herpes.

-- Regretful Decisions in Colorado.

P.S. Andy Sheen has the whole thing on tape if you need to look at some raw evidence.
Have Andy upload the video for me. I mean...strictly for information-gathering...
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wintehs wrote:
SpoonIsBad wrote:3.91? LOL. Kirk, I used to think highly of you.

Anyways, as resident doctor (congrats on the PhD btw, facebook pics looked super fun! Can't believe how much Corn on the Cob you guys had at the Party.) of 1911, perhaps you could steer me in the right direction with a problem of my own. I did some bareback A.T.M. with a hooker this weekend. I have red bumps on the base of my dick, is it herpes? Because it taste like herpes.

-- Regretful Decisions in Colorado.

P.S. Andy Sheen has the whole thing on tape if you need to look at some raw evidence.
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alex kirk wrote: Have Andy upload the video for me. I mean...strictly for information-gathering...
He's having some kind of problem with his iPhone 3 I guess. Something about mega pixelz. I can't relate.
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SpoonIsBad wrote:
wintehs wrote:
SpoonIsBad wrote:3.91? LOL. Kirk, I used to think highly of you.

Anyways, as resident doctor (congrats on the PhD btw, facebook pics looked super fun! Can't believe how much Corn on the Cob you guys had at the Party.) of 1911, perhaps you could steer me in the right direction with a problem of my own. I did some bareback A.T.M. with a hooker this weekend. I have red bumps on the base of my dick, is it herpes? Because it taste like herpes.

-- Regretful Decisions in Colorado.

P.S. Andy Sheen has the whole thing on tape if you need to look at some raw evidence.
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This is one of the most disturbingly hilarious combinations of gifs that could have possibly been used here. Keep up the good work, gentlemen.
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SpoonIsBad wrote:
wintehs wrote:
SpoonIsBad wrote:3.91? LOL. Kirk, I used to think highly of you.

Anyways, as resident doctor (congrats on the PhD btw, facebook pics looked super fun! Can't believe how much Corn on the Cob you guys had at the Party.) of 1911, perhaps you could steer me in the right direction with a problem of my own. I did some bareback A.T.M. with a hooker this weekend. I have red bumps on the base of my dick, is it herpes? Because it taste like herpes.

-- Regretful Decisions in Colorado.

P.S. Andy Sheen has the whole thing on tape if you need to look at some raw evidence.
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Another long thread that seems promising but turns out to be Alex reiterating the same stuff over and over because someone doesn't understand it. Typical.

Alex, I'm having trouble believing you're a real person and not some AI posting here. Please provide pictures of your social security card, license, birth certificate, and perhaps one or two scandalous photographs for good measure.
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Just read through this whole thread. I only have one thing to say.

Dan, what is TGP? IDIOT.
scorch- wrote:You claimed to be the proud owner of good looks, intelligence, charm, and chivalry the day you signed up to play dod in tgp.
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stealthlol wrote:Another long thread that seems promising but turns out to be Alex reiterating the same stuff over and over because someone doesn't understand it. Typical.

Alex, I'm having trouble believing you're a real person and not some AI posting here. Please provide pictures of your social security card, license, birth certificate, and perhaps one or two scandalous photographs for good measure.
This hurts, Kevin. We shared a hotel room together, bro. We did things we promised we would never tell anyone else about. And now you pretend you don't know me?

New low for you.
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alex kirk wrote:
stealthlol wrote:Another long thread that seems promising but turns out to be Alex reiterating the same stuff over and over because someone doesn't understand it. Typical.

Alex, I'm having trouble believing you're a real person and not some AI posting here. Please provide pictures of your social security card, license, birth certificate, and perhaps one or two scandalous photographs for good measure.
This hurts, Kevin. We shared a hotel room together, bro. We did things we promised we would never tell anyone else about. And now you pretend you don't know me?

New low for you.
Says the guy who swore off dod and left for months only to reappear suddenly, back to the old grind. Explain in small words.
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I'm not fully satisfied, and I want more. I guess it will do...

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Polak wrote:I'm not fully satisfied, and I want more. I guess it will do...

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nothing like a guy disgustingly gashing his own back to really round off a casual forum browse ;S
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Polak wrote:I'm not fully satisfied, and I want more. I guess it will do...

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Polak wrote:I'm not fully satisfied, and I want more.
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avenger wrote:what the fuck is going on in here?
I seriously was going to post this exact phrase...and then saw you did. Thanks!
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