Kirk want team.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:31 pm

Despite shogun and the iwa bros being very welcoming to the idea of me being bad with them for another season, I decided I cannot be active enough for them once school commences mid-late August. Plus they can probably find someone better. So I'm just going to look for another team. If that doesn't work out, I'll just end up benching for them.

-I would like to play in any division except invite because I will not be especially active during the semester.
-I want to snipe because I'm sick of rifling. I would maybe consider rifling/heavying depending on the team.
-I'm still pretty rusty, but I don't really rage, I have good communication/teamwork, and I'm way smarter than everyone else. It compensates a little.
-I can't guarantee being able to scrim often, if at all. Just depends on what my schedule looks like in 1-2 months.

That's...pretty much it! Just message me on Steam or here or something.

Shoolta · Post by **Shoolta** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:41 pm

good luck men

Hudson` · Post by **Hudson`** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:50 pm

akiro · Post by **akiro** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:00 pm

good guy, good addition for any team.

with that said, if you dont find a home lemme know because we still need people.

jmny · Post by **jmny** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:02 pm

Let me check to see if we can squeeze you in somewhere on my squad...

Yeah...

Can't do it.

~

DanJhonson · Post by **DanJhonson** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:18 pm

jmny wrote:Let me check to see if we can squeeze you in somewhere on my squad...

Yeah...

Can't do it.

What he said.

shoguNtw · Post by **shoguNtw** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:34 pm

good luck bra, great player and teammate. solid pickup

rymoz · Post by **rymoz** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:34 pm

The captain.

blech · Post by **blech** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:41 pm

shoguNtw wrote:good luck bra, great player and teammate. solid pickup

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:42 pm

I would play DoD:S before touching a roster with jiminy and DanJohnson on it. One cannot get better at the easiest video game ever made despite playing it for a billion years, and the other can't do anything but pyro in TF2. Gross.

rymoz wrote:The captain.

Note the following for my resume: I am responsible for unleashing jules winnfield on the DoD community. Shogun will come in here and take credit, but he BENCHED the greatest player to touch the game. I swooped in and unlocked his potential.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:45 pm

likes LCD Soundsystem and is an awesome guy on the top of it.

thoroughly recommended!

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:37 pm

kirk wrote: Note the following for my resume: I am responsible for unleashing jules winnfield on the DoD community. Shogun will come in here and take credit, but he BENCHED the greatest player to touch the game. I swooped in and unlocked his potential.

first off, i was trying to slip jules into the starting line up for 5 weeks during that undefeated championship season. i was on that band wagon before jules was a gleem in your father's eye alex. and i take full credit for making a nice warm little spot under my wing for him to develop into the 7 headed monster that we see today. i will fight you on this. at vegas lan ofcourse.

in other news, alex is great in the locker room and brings instant credibility in the looks and music taste department of any team in the game today. i would say he also brings sound nutritional advice, but it can all be found for free in about 85-90% of any thread here on 1911 cuz it always eventually turns into a kirk lecture on nutrient timing and how much cross fit sucks.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 11:41 pm

watching jules grow up into the best player in dod history is the feeling i would imagine feeling when i see my 5 year old son missing the baseball when he is trying to hit it off a tee in tee ball, and then grows up to hit 80+ home runs in a season like mark mcguire

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:38 am

I saw Kirk and Polak's names right next to each other on the .iwa roster. I laughed a little bit.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 7:56 am

ao_ wrote:I saw Kirk and Polak's names right next to each other on the .iwa roster. I laughed a little bit.

I love Rob even though he doesn't believe I'm in graduate school.

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:18 am

Cheats at shogun total war.

avenger · Post by **avenger** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:23 am

<3 kirk, gl!

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:24 am

kirk wrote:I'm way smarter than everyone else.

Maybe if you started playing like it you'd get some fragz.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 9:31 am

scorch- wrote:
kirk wrote:I'm way smarter than everyone else.
Maybe if you started playing like it you'd get some fragz.

By this standard I'm about 300x smarter than everyone on 3h.

But srsly, I think I did fine against everyone except gskill on anzio when kar'ing plaza, which is something I have never done, and against THUNDER on rr2 because the jules/Joey BAR combo cannot be contained.

SpoonIsBad · Post by **SpoonIsBad** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:13 am

this dood str8 sux.

Fleener · Post by **Fleener** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 11:27 am

kirk wrote:
scorch- wrote:
kirk wrote:I'm way smarter than everyone else.
Maybe if you started playing like it you'd get some fragz.
By this standard I'm about 300x smarter than everyone on 3h.

Whoa bro. You get zero highfives in TF2 now.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:29 pm

#3h pm mogers, but you need fbook cause brehhhhhs roll deep.

kirk · Post by **kirk** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:36 pm

Matthew "mogers" Rogers and I have been having closed door discussions, Eric. The dilemma with 3h is that Kevin "<scope key> unbound" Gardner is on the team, and I have a strict no Kevin Gardners policy for all future teams.

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:10 pm

I recommend this troll, cause he really knows how to rustle them jimmies.

Quikey · Post by **Quikey** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:23 pm

sevEN wrote: before jules was a gleem in your father's eye

+rep for reference

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 1:54 pm

kirk wrote:Matthew "mogers" Rogers and I have been having closed door discussions, Eric. The dilemma with 3h is that Kevin "<scope key> unbound" Gardner is on the team, and I have a strict no Kevin Gardners policy for all future teams.

I know this dilemma well, for I face it ever day.

Soldier on.

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:57 pm

kirk wrote:Matthew "mogers" Rogers and I have been having closed door discussions, Eric. The dilemma with 3h is that Kevin "<scope key> unbound" Gardner is on the team, and I have a strict no Kevin Gardners policy for all future teams.

I can be whoever you want me to be.

stile · Post by **stile** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 4:54 pm

fuck this guy.

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