My dod career....

motive · Post by **motive** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:35 am

TonyMontana wrote:new talent

as the foremost expert on Talent™ in this community i would like to formally register a complaint here

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:36 am

Queen - Another One Bites the Dust

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:39 am

D-bo wrote:#nevercheated

#nevercheated! what about you milo? oh yea thats right...

And to scorch:
me, you, 1v1 orange 9pmEST in furyvent....unless you're scared and you need more time to prepare. I would totally understand

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:45 am

dod_orange, which one is that? i don't remember playing that at CPL.

sik · Post by **sik** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:21 pm

worst thread ever. please stop posting here and encouraging a stampz level of forum cringe. thanks dod community. alex kirk would know just what to say in a terribly sad thread like this.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:56 pm

oh yea sorry i forgot that you are new to this game...
or haven't played in so long you're a fossil.
dod_orange is a really small map thats good for like, 3v3's 1v1's etc....its better than picking a bigger map for such things is all. its played on alot of pub servers aswell as in the 3v3 leagues if they actually happen....
its not a bad map...

But any map u prefer whatever u think is gonna help ur chances

Cage · Post by **Cage** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:06 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
But any map u prefer whatever u think is gonna help ur chances

I don't think you're realizing that if Dan actually decides to play you, you better prepare your anus.

Or load up 4m4z1ng_esp.exe

nomis · Post by **nomis** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:28 pm

I really hope you didn't just challenge scorch to a 1v1 haha

Lets be honest here though, you've gotten better, but still have some work to be done. Remember that practice makes perfect, keep at it and you might be able to keep up with the big boys in that big bad invite division, and really at this stage in the game, that's not a hard thing to do lol!

insom · Post by **insom** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:48 pm

only perfect practice makes perfect.

It's his first time hes ever drop a 40. Congrats kid, now do it in an open match.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:48 pm

If I wanted to challenge my aim, I certainly wouldn't do it by playing dod, not even against the great TonyMontana.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 1:58 pm

oh i know gentlemen. I still have a very long way to go to catch the likes of k4boom, beas, nomis

, and all the other leets of invite. I'm gonna keep putting in 18 hour sessions though and hopefully I'll get there. The greats of this game are so great it's almost impossible to catch them but, I'm gonna work harder than anyone to get there. i drink 5 pots of coffee, play all day and night, then review the tapes to see what i fucked up and what i should do better.

I'm super serial about being on an invite team that practices like GSkiLL next season. I'm very jealous of how much they practice and i hope i find a team that'll be like their model.

scorch said:
"If I wanted to challenge my aim, I certainly wouldn't do it by playing dod, not even against the great TonyMontana."
haha it's cool man ur scared and a little washed up i understand. I honestly knew you'd back out anyways

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:06 pm

nomis wrote:
Lets be honest here though, you've gotten better, but still have some work to be done. Remember that practice makes perfect, keep at it and you might be able to keep up with the big boys in that big bad invite division, and really at this stage in the game, that's not a hard thing to do lol!

not sure if you're talking to scorch or the other newbie...

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:11 pm

I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:12 pm

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:13 pm

mogers wrote:I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.

Deal! I'm sorry too. He wins the R.L competition now lets move on to things that really matter like Day of Defeat.
I'm gettin drunk today cuz...well....why not but fuck yea ill be lurking in fury come at me

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:13 pm

mogers wrote:I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.

FUCK DEM OTHER NIQQAZ CUZ IM DOWN FOR MY NIQQA.

akiro · Post by **akiro** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:26 pm

Ya dan you nobody, what have you ever done? Tonymontana has a ffwin title to his name and obviously the most non existent social life EVER. How can you compete with the massive amount of faggery that he maintains?

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:34 pm

I mean, my challenge to you was always that you fucking suck at DoD, not that you suck at pointing and clicking with a kar. If you want to go around 1v1'ing people better than you so you can get better at that, be my guest. You'd be severely outclassed if you ever connected to an invite match, no matter how many kills you can get on dod_orange or in tpg-open. You're playing a completely different game in open/12-mans.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:40 pm

TonyMontana wrote:I'm super serial about being on an invite team that practices like GSkiLL next season. I'm very jealous of how much they practice and i hope i find a team that'll be like their model.

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 2:57 pm

Incoming cheater clips tonight, prepare.

ward · Post by **ward** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:10 pm

Attn Sears: I don't think "Full Retard" is a shitty enough title for the likes of TonyMontana. Just FYI.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:25 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
mogers wrote:I'm sorry that scorch- is too busy picking up chicks at volleyball games, and holding a job, to sit around and 12man all day. As Dans teammate and life coach, I'm willing to step in and accept this 1 v 1 orange challenge on his behalf.
Deal! I'm sorry too. He wins the R.L competition now lets move on to things that really matter like Day of Defeat.
I'm gettin drunk today cuz...well....why not but fuck yea ill be lurking in fury come at me

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:53 pm

In Fury vent. Asking Tony to play, he refuses. Immediately goes afk.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 3:54 pm

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:36 pm

I am just throwing this out there... but I think Dan is actually scared to play Tony as well.

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:06 pm

ao_ wrote:I am just throwing this out there... but I think Dan is actually scared to play Tony as well.

I mean, I'm not confident I'd beat anyone on these forums on dod_orange. I am confident that I'm better at DoD than 99% of the people on these forums.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:12 pm

ward wrote:Attn Sears: I don't think "Full Retard" is a shitty enough title for the likes of TonyMontana. Just FYI.

Taken under advisement.

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:08 pm

TonyMontana wrote:oh i know gentlemen. I still have a very long way to go to catch the likes of k4boom

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:33 pm

k4b00m wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:oh i know gentlemen. I still have a very long way to go to catch the likes of k4boom
[img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/c978a6ea61c4 ... o1_250.gif[/mg]

well he found some cheats, I guess thats a step in the right direction...

paintball_ · Post by **paintball_** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:12 am

Nice fps, why you stealin' my 96.5 bro!

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:33 am

lol u told me to try it, i did, it's perfect. honestly i have no idea why or how changing it point per point even makes a diff

wintehs · Post by **wintehs** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 6:29 am

ao_ wrote:I am just throwing this out there... but I think Dan is actually scared to play Tony as well.

SKiNnTo · Post by **SKiNnTo** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:03 am

I don't try @ CS:GO! Hi Five Tony for Trying!

An1maL · Post by **An1maL** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 12:02 pm

scorch- wrote:bigger, stronger, smarter

harder, better, faster, stronger

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:02 pm

lol like day 5 of this witch-hunt. Paintball, you can hand-write a letter and mail it to me, or make me a really cute "im sorry" card, and find a place that ships flowers internationally. I like roses, but ill settle for maybe tulips? Up to u tho i guess.

lol i blame beas for all this. He helped me optimize my dod. Once i started playin in 800x600 everything became too easy.

tugger · Post by **tugger** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:11 pm

you still suck, im sure you 12man all day and still get picked last.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:21 pm

all the real pros(cheaters) use 640x480*

milo · Post by **milo** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:40 pm

k4b00m and I are the only true #640boyz

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:53 pm

i dont even think i have the 640 option lol....

There is ALOT of talk about which res gets u the best reg...is any of it really true?
i like 800x600 but it looks like SHIT. i like the one just above it, and seem to reg fine, but beas told me to stick with 8x6 so i havent changed.

Is there really a difference what reg u use or does it just seem that way when you change it and actually get good reg for once? is there a connection or is it just really kinda random

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:35 pm

You won't even 1v1 nerd. Get the fuck out of here until you man up and quit being a complete bitch.

Hopper · Post by **Hopper** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:38 pm

640 looks a bit crappy but i have great recoil control and reg with it

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:49 pm

TonyMontana wrote:i dont even think i have the 640 option lol....

There is ALOT of talk about which res gets u the best reg...is any of it really true?
i like 800x600 but it looks like SHIT. i like the one just above it, and seem to reg fine, but beas told me to stick with 8x6 so i havent changed.

Is there really a difference what reg u use or does it just seem that way when you change it and actually get good reg for once? is there a connection or is it just really kinda random

I'd laugh, but I know this is serious.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:57 pm

mogers wrote:You won't even 1v1 nerd. Get the fuck out of here until you man up and quit being a complete bitch.

Rambizzle · Post by **Rambizzle** » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:06 pm

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 8:43 am

Rambizzle wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:i dont even think i have the 640 option lol....

There is ALOT of talk about which res gets u the best reg...is any of it really true?
i like 800x600 but it looks like SHIT. i like the one just above it, and seem to reg fine, but beas told me to stick with 8x6 so i havent changed.

Is there really a difference what reg u use or does it just seem that way when you change it and actually get good reg for once? is there a connection or is it just really kinda random

I'd laugh, but I know this is serious.

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:33 am

Rambizzle wrote:

dogfire · Post by **dogfire** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:04 pm

hildebrand wrote:

Lol. I'm fucking dying right now.

nik · Post by **nik** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:49 pm

TonyMontana wrote:

4pages? Didn't read.
But I love how Urkels performance in a stupid generic program like dancing with the stars could never have been a bigger achievement than his acting as urkel.Thing kind of implodes on itself from post 1.

An1maL · Post by **An1maL** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:19 pm

nik wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:
4pages? Didn't read.
But I love how Urkels performance in a stupid generic program like dancing with the stars could never have been a bigger achievement than his acting as urkel.Thing kind of implodes on itself from post 1.

Haha, right. That gif makes even less sense because in that particular clip, he is merely holding some chick's leg, which isn't massively impressive

Post by **TonyMontana** » Thu Oct 24, 2013 4:11 pm

uhmmmmm NOT his career highlight...

Haven't you guys ever seen Megashark vs. Crocosaurous? in the first 30 sec of the movie, Urkel establishes himself as the hero, and promises a girl sex later... in the first 30 seconds....Masterpeice