Thought this was pretty funny

Fifty · Post by **Fifty** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:02 pm

Hi Ceebz

Quikey · Post by **Quikey** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:41 pm

#redditcorrupt

mare · Post by **mare** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:46 pm

Gee, what a surprise

Saw him playing MM with alpha whatever. Shocker. Then I found out he was Global Elite and silently laughed to myself as nugz went on and on about how he trained himself from zero to hero in a matter of months by memorizing demos and playing nonstop.

Here's the thing, I played with ceebz when he first came around when he was like 15 and he had decent aim but also horrible game sense (talking dod here). I think I stopped playing for a while (a year or two?) and when I came back he was like the best player to ever touch the game.

This is (one of) your steamid(s) ceebz? 0:1:20383

Gee, that's funny because you must of been 6 years old when steam came out. How'd you get such a low number?

mike · Post by **mike** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:10 pm

Only a matter of time before he's caught on ESEA.. If I recall, there was about one or two threads on ESEA relating to him and vac banned accounts..

motive · Post by **motive** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:18 pm

http://i.imgur.com/PobQfwB.png

lol which one of you morons is that?

jmny · Post by **jmny** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:32 pm

Lmao.

DoD getting mentioned on Reddit?! #GameisAlive #DoD4CPL

mare · Post by **mare** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:16 pm

mike wrote:Only a matter of time before he's caught on ESEA.. If I recall, there was about one or two threads on ESEA relating to him and vac banned accounts..

you mean like these?

http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums ... ber=10#n10

http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums ... t_number=1

http://play.esea.net/index.php?s=forums ... &id=542338

Also, holy shit kid wtf is up with the steamids? Are you buying these or are you getting them from your scammer buddies at besthackers?

http://play.esea.net/users/349792?tab=history

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:20 pm

#freeceebz

ward · Post by **ward** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 7:46 pm

My steamid is 68034. I registered the day Steam came out in the afternoon of September 12, 2003. So yeah, he was probably like 6 or 7 years old.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:30 pm

mare wrote:Gee, what a surprise

Saw him playing MM with alpha whatever. Shocker. Then I found out he was Global Elite and silently laughed to myself as nugz went on and on about how he trained himself from zero to hero in a matter of months by memorizing demos and playing nonstop.

Here's the thing, I played with ceebz when he first came around when he was like 15 and he had decent aim but also horrible game sense (talking dod here). I think I stopped playing for a while (a year or two?) and when I came back he was like the best player to ever touch the game.

This is (one of) your steamid(s) ceebz? 0:1:20383

Gee, that's funny because you must of been 6 years old when steam came out. How'd you get such a low number?

You dorks crying over people boosting in matchmaking.. one simple solution, stop paying them, giving them skins, accounts.

acetamino · Post by **acetamino** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:46 pm

#findthethreadsayingtpgcourruptabout ceebZ banning.

Fuck this community.

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 10:14 pm

mOE playing with hackers and gay pedophiles,

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:12 am

ohhhh levi...

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:44 am

rEMsjeq43_U

milo · Post by **milo** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:10 am

theshizznasty wrote:rEMsjeq43_U

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:04 am

S3gRJ4L_Z5M

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:08 am

DawrlSwHUiM

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:17 am

yQqpvn63lwk

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:22 am

ZPyHzb_8_vA

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 4:12 pm

shiz laying it down

mare · Post by **mare** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 6:38 pm

knGnGz wrote:
mare wrote:Gee, what a surprise

Saw him playing MM with alpha whatever. Shocker. Then I found out he was Global Elite and silently laughed to myself as nugz went on and on about how he trained himself from zero to hero in a matter of months by memorizing demos and playing nonstop.

Here's the thing, I played with ceebz when he first came around when he was like 15 and he had decent aim but also horrible game sense (talking dod here). I think I stopped playing for a while (a year or two?) and when I came back he was like the best player to ever touch the game.

This is (one of) your steamid(s) ceebz? 0:1:20383

Gee, that's funny because you must of been 6 years old when steam came out. How'd you get such a low number?

You dorks crying over people boosting in matchmaking.. one simple solution, stop paying them, giving them skins, accounts.

Who exactly is this directed towards? I'm pretty sure no one in the dod community pays anyone to get boosted by aimbotting nerds like levi (except maybe alpha whatever his name is, or maybe he just cheats too) in cs:go. Are you cool with him because he gives you free shit or something?

stealthlol · Post by **stealthlol** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 7:07 pm

I'm assuming by the mentions of "alpha," you are talking about Andy Sheen?

lol@andy cheating. Not only is he bad, but he's asian, so your argument is void. Also, he's bad.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:10 pm

am i the only one confused as hell? WTF is global elite? and why are we getting worked up as if ceebz cheating at videogames wasn't already public knowledge?

i just read a huge wall of text from some dude explaining what we have all already known... ceebz cheats

mare · Post by **mare** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 11:12 pm

stealthlol wrote:I'm assuming by the mentions of "alpha," you are talking about Andy Sheen?

lol@andy cheating. Not only is he bad, but he's asian, so your argument is void. Also, he's bad.

If that's his name, sure, I guess? If he's "bad," then you are only serving to promote my original argument and therefore my statement is actually not void. Furthermore, you don't know what you are talking about and I fail to see how being asian = doesn't cheat.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:13 am

Reply backfire lol

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 5:48 am

mare wrote:
knGnGz wrote:
mare wrote:Gee, what a surprise

Saw him playing MM with alpha whatever. Shocker. Then I found out he was Global Elite and silently laughed to myself as nugz went on and on about how he trained himself from zero to hero in a matter of months by memorizing demos and playing nonstop.

Here's the thing, I played with ceebz when he first came around when he was like 15 and he had decent aim but also horrible game sense (talking dod here). I think I stopped playing for a while (a year or two?) and when I came back he was like the best player to ever touch the game.

This is (one of) your steamid(s) ceebz? 0:1:20383

Gee, that's funny because you must of been 6 years old when steam came out. How'd you get such a low number?

You dorks crying over people boosting in matchmaking.. one simple solution, stop paying them, giving them skins, accounts.
Who exactly is this directed towards? I'm pretty sure no one in the dod community pays anyone to get boosted by aimbotting nerds like levi (except maybe alpha whatever his name is, or maybe he just cheats too) in cs:go. Are you cool with him because he gives you free shit or something?

It's directed towards anybody who pays to get boosted, if that's by money, skins, accounts, whatever. I don't know if you guys noticed but there are tons of cheaters / boosters in MM. As long as retards are willing to pay for it, they will always be there. If you are going to blame anyone for people cheating / boosting people for money, blame steam. All the money steam makes they could easily put out a top notch client but refuse to, not to mention they put CS:GO on sale for 5 bucks all the time, which cheaters just stock up on accounts at that time. And the answer to that dumb question, is no.

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 7:11 am

mare wrote:
stealthlol wrote:I'm assuming by the mentions of "alpha," you are talking about Andy Sheen?

lol@andy cheating. Not only is he bad, but he's asian, so your argument is void. Also, he's bad.
If that's his name, sure, I guess? If he's "bad," then you are only serving to promote my original argument and therefore my statement is actually not void. Furthermore, you don't know what you are talking about and I fail to see how being asian = doesn't cheat.

fuck you mare, eat a dick.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 11:29 am

knGnGz wrote:It's directed towards anybody who pays to get boosted, if that's by money, skins, accounts, whatever. I don't know if you guys noticed but there are tons of cheaters / boosters in MM. As long as retards are willing to pay for it, they will always be there. If you are going to blame anyone for people cheating / boosting people for money, blame steam. All the money steam makes they could easily put out a top notch client but refuse to, not to mention they put CS:GO on sale for 5 bucks all the time, which cheaters just stock up on accounts at that time. And the answer to that dumb question, is no.

This makes my head hurt

And ceebz, you're terrible just like you always have been

scorch- · Post by **scorch-** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:21 pm

mare wrote:
stealthlol wrote:I'm assuming by the mentions of "alpha," you are talking about Andy Sheen?

lol@andy cheating. Not only is he bad, but he's asian, so your argument is void. Also, he's bad.
If that's his name, sure, I guess? If he's "bad," then you are only serving to promote my original argument and therefore my statement is actually not void. Furthermore, you don't know what you are talking about and I fail to see how being asian = doesn't cheat.

I've never thought that guy cheated when playing with him, only when playing against him. So, there's that.

motive · Post by **motive** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 12:57 pm

knGnGz wrote:
mare wrote:
knGnGz wrote:
You dorks crying over people boosting in matchmaking.. one simple solution, stop paying them, giving them skins, accounts.
Who exactly is this directed towards? I'm pretty sure no one in the dod community pays anyone to get boosted by aimbotting nerds like levi (except maybe alpha whatever his name is, or maybe he just cheats too) in cs:go. Are you cool with him because he gives you free shit or something?

It's directed towards anybody who pays to get boosted, if that's by money, skins, accounts, whatever. I don't know if you guys noticed but there are tons of cheaters / boosters in MM. As long as retards are willing to pay for it, they will always be there. If you are going to blame anyone for people cheating / boosting people for money, blame steam. All the money steam makes they could easily put out a top notch client but refuse to, not to mention they put CS:GO on sale for 5 bucks all the time, which cheaters just stock up on accounts at that time. And the answer to that dumb question, is no.

Now I'm supposed to blame Valve for enabling cheaters because they have really great discounts and an okay at best AC client.

Please think before posting.

mare · Post by **mare** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:28 pm

knGnGz wrote:
mare wrote:
knGnGz wrote:
You dorks crying over people boosting in matchmaking.. one simple solution, stop paying them, giving them skins, accounts.
Who exactly is this directed towards? I'm pretty sure no one in the dod community pays anyone to get boosted by aimbotting nerds like levi (except maybe alpha whatever his name is, or maybe he just cheats too) in cs:go. Are you cool with him because he gives you free shit or something?

It's directed towards anybody who pays to get boosted, if that's by money, skins, accounts, whatever. I don't know if you guys noticed but there are tons of cheaters / boosters in MM. As long as retards are willing to pay for it, they will always be there. If you are going to blame anyone for people cheating / boosting people for money, blame steam. All the money steam makes they could easily put out a top notch client but refuse to, not to mention they put CS:GO on sale for 5 bucks all the time, which cheaters just stock up on accounts at that time. And the answer to that dumb question, is no.

This is just completely retarded. So because cs:go currently has a problem with cheaters and general scumbaggery at the moment, we should just blame valve for not being able to catch everyone and simultaneously be totally fine with people like ceebz, excuse me, The Legend [BESTHACKERS.US] to continue with their bullshit? Why would you even want to associate with someone like that? Why do you defend him so much? It's so strange to me.

In closing #tpgcorrupt.

P.S. Fuck you shizz.

ward · Post by **ward** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 8:30 pm

Why do you think he defends him? Because they suck each other's dicks in ventrilo all day. Herpaderp.

Hudson` · Post by **Hudson`** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 10:17 pm

jmny wrote:Lmao.

DoD getting mentioned on Reddit?! #GameisAlive #DoD4CPL

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:43 am

wait, so you're telling me you can "buy skins" for your cs go character? is this like an RPG or something? you can go and buy that badass purple leopard seal team helmet and wear that around in scrims??

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:49 am

nobody ever cheated

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 7:46 am

mare wrote:
knGnGz wrote:
mare wrote: Who exactly is this directed towards? I'm pretty sure no one in the dod community pays anyone to get boosted by aimbotting nerds like levi (except maybe alpha whatever his name is, or maybe he just cheats too) in cs:go. Are you cool with him because he gives you free shit or something?

It's directed towards anybody who pays to get boosted, if that's by money, skins, accounts, whatever. I don't know if you guys noticed but there are tons of cheaters / boosters in MM. As long as retards are willing to pay for it, they will always be there. If you are going to blame anyone for people cheating / boosting people for money, blame steam. All the money steam makes they could easily put out a top notch client but refuse to, not to mention they put CS:GO on sale for 5 bucks all the time, which cheaters just stock up on accounts at that time. And the answer to that dumb question, is no.
This is just completely retarded. So because cs:go currently has a problem with cheaters and general scumbaggery at the moment, we should just blame valve for not being able to catch everyone and simultaneously be totally fine with people like ceebz, excuse me, The Legend [BESTHACKERS.US] to continue with their bullshit? Why would you even want to associate with someone like that? Why do you defend him so much? It's so strange to me.

In closing #tpgcorrupt.

P.S. Fuck you shizz.

wow man i thought we were cool, nugz was right... you are a little bitch.

p.s. nugz is a ho.

pss make up already, jesus.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:15 am

mare wrote:
knGnGz wrote:
mare wrote: Who exactly is this directed towards? I'm pretty sure no one in the dod community pays anyone to get boosted by aimbotting nerds like levi (except maybe alpha whatever his name is, or maybe he just cheats too) in cs:go. Are you cool with him because he gives you free shit or something?

It's directed towards anybody who pays to get boosted, if that's by money, skins, accounts, whatever. I don't know if you guys noticed but there are tons of cheaters / boosters in MM. As long as retards are willing to pay for it, they will always be there. If you are going to blame anyone for people cheating / boosting people for money, blame steam. All the money steam makes they could easily put out a top notch client but refuse to, not to mention they put CS:GO on sale for 5 bucks all the time, which cheaters just stock up on accounts at that time. And the answer to that dumb question, is no.
This is just completely retarded. So because cs:go currently has a problem with cheaters and general scumbaggery at the moment, we should just blame valve for not being able to catch everyone and simultaneously be totally fine with people like ceebz, excuse me, The Legend [BESTHACKERS.US] to continue with their bullshit? Why would you even want to associate with someone like that? Why do you defend him so much? It's so strange to me.

In closing #tpgcorrupt.

P.S. Fuck you shizz.

So what is your solution to stopping people from cheating? asking them politely to stop? I'm not defending anyone, i clearly said IF you want the cheating / boosting to stop, VALVE is the one that has to do it and as long as the game is cheap and valve's anti-cheat sucks dick, there will always be cheaters, no matter what you do.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:16 am

sevEN wrote:wait, so you're telling me you can "buy skins" for your cs go character? is this like an RPG or something? you can go and buy that badass purple leopard seal team helmet and wear that around in scrims??

Weapon skins, knife skins, can't change your uniform or anything like that, though. It's like the TF2 system if you've ever played TF2 Joey, it's valves way to make more money off of people.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:12 am

knGnGz wrote:So what is your solution to stopping people from cheating? asking them politely to stop? I'm not defending anyone, i clearly said IF you want the cheating / boosting to stop, VALVE is the one that has to do it and as long as the game is cheap and valve's anti-cheat sucks dick, there will always be cheaters, no matter what you do.

I think it's pretty obvious that CS:GO is at the bottom of Valve's to-do list. The truth is that they're a business and CS:GO just isn't their top priority. Common sense would also allow you to understand that it isn't worth their time/money to try and improve anti-cheating. I'm not sure what's going on in your fairyland of a head, but a slightly improved client wouldn't get rid of dorks like ceebz as easily as you may believe. The problem doesn't lie within Valve or the discounts they give to promote their game.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 9:46 am

rolyat wrote:
knGnGz wrote:So what is your solution to stopping people from cheating? asking them politely to stop? I'm not defending anyone, i clearly said IF you want the cheating / boosting to stop, VALVE is the one that has to do it and as long as the game is cheap and valve's anti-cheat sucks dick, there will always be cheaters, no matter what you do.
I think it's pretty obvious that CS:GO is at the bottom of Valve's to-do list. The truth is that they're a business and CS:GO just isn't their top priority. Common sense would also allow you to understand that it isn't worth their time/money to try and improve anti-cheating. I'm not sure what's going on in your fairyland of a head, but a slightly improved client wouldn't get rid of dorks like ceebz as easily as you may believe. The problem doesn't lie within Valve or the discounts they give to promote their game.

A top notch client would stop a HUGE part of the cheating, factor that in with raising the price of the game, nobody is going to cheat over and over, get caught and spend say 30 dollars over and over repeatedly. Since you are mr know it all, i would love to hear your explanation of how to stop people from cheating without valves help.

You say slightly improved, like valves client is even remotely good.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:32 am

knGnGz wrote:A top notch client would stop a HUGE part of the cheating, factor that in with raising the price of the game, nobody is going to cheat over and over, get caught and spend say 30 dollars over and over repeatedly. Since you are mr know it all, i would love to hear your explanation of how to stop people from cheating without valves help.

You say slightly improved, like valves client is even remotely good.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:35 am

rolyat wrote:
knGnGz wrote:A top notch client would stop a HUGE part of the cheating, factor that in with raising the price of the game, nobody is going to cheat over and over, get caught and spend say 30 dollars over and over repeatedly. Since you are mr know it all, i would love to hear your explanation of how to stop people from cheating without valves help.

You say slightly improved, like valves client is even remotely good.

Thanks for showing me that great explanation of how you would stop people from cheating.

Let's not forget that you have been caught & banned for cheating as well, bud.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:51 am

knGnGz wrote: Thanks for showing me that great explanation of how you would stop people from cheating.

If you had read anything I said you would understand why I haven't given you an explanation.

rolyat wrote:I'm not sure what's going on in your fairyland of a head, but a slightly improved client wouldn't get rid of dorks like ceebz as easily as you may believe.

knGnGz wrote:Let's not forget that you have been caught & banned for cheating as well, bud.

Nice try. You're still wrong.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:55 am

rolyat wrote:
knGnGz wrote: Thanks for showing me that great explanation of how you would stop people from cheating.
If you had read anything I said you would understand why I haven't given you an explanation.

rolyat wrote:I'm not sure what's going on in your fairyland of a head, but a slightly improved client wouldn't get rid of dorks like ceebz as easily as you may believe.

This doesn't explain anything, idiot.

knGnGz wrote:Let's not forget that you have been caught & banned for cheating as well, bud.
Nice try. You're still wrong.

Pretty sure i am 100% right.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:03 am

It's hilarious watching you make this personal because you can't grasp a simple concept

NEWSFLASH:

There's absolutely no way to remove cheating from CS:GO

Keep calling me an idiot all you want. Valve is not the problem.

knGnGz · Post by **knGnGz** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:54 pm

rolyat wrote:It's hilarious watching you make this personal because you can't grasp a simple concept

NEWSFLASH:

There's absolutely no way to remove cheating from CS:GO

Keep calling me an idiot all you want. Valve is not the problem.

That is because you are an idiot.

All you can say is a client won't do anything when asked for an explanation.

Client seems to work wonders for ESEA, it's not impossible to cheat in ESEA but it's pretty fucking hard, unless you are going to pay for some monthly updated cheats with the risk of eventually getting caught ( pretty quick )

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:43 pm

knGnGz wrote:That is because you are an idiot.

All you can say is a client won't do anything when asked for an explanation.

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sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:24 pm

all i know is that with all this attention and rustling, ceebz is winning.

milo · Post by **milo** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 5:46 pm

Nugz bro, have a taco.

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:51 am

Ran into a group of these guys last night. It's sad that if the one guy wasn't aimbotting, they would have lost because they couldn't aim for shit. They only won 16-12, which is sad.