Time to bust out the lie detector, baldy down!

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:47 pm

Handle: TonyMontana
Team: Legends of a Dead Game
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:26474857
Start Date: Mar 31 2014
End Date: Mar 31 2015
Rule Violation: 7.4
Reason: Cheating Outside of TPG

http://www.tpgleague.org/dod6/suspensions/

Looks like defiance got the last laugh. later idiot.

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 1:57 pm

Incoming ten pages.

nhoj · Post by **nhoj** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:00 pm

8CPlF-IEkXQ

Fifty · Post by **Fifty** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:03 pm

Lies.

defiance · Post by **defiance** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:13 pm

Damn it felt good to press that ban button again. All evidence from the past year will be reevaluated. Look for more bans shortly.

wintehs · Post by **wintehs** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:24 pm

How I feel sitting at work trying to hide my boner from this news

PS... don't care if this is a joke or not... boner still achieved.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:28 pm

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:28 pm

Speaking of lie detector, who was the retard that uploaded a vid of himself recording himself playing dod to prove he wasen't cheating? Think he pubbed on Caen.

james- · Post by **james-** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 3:38 pm

inb4 april fools

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:00 pm

lmao you all really wish this wasn't April 1st

tugger · Post by **tugger** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:28 pm

too bad to be cheating.

reddogg · Post by **reddogg** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 4:44 pm

last person that was banned for april's fools actually got caught later, just saying this is still likely to come true

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:40 pm

7:23 PM - jigsaw: i knew you weren't legit
7:23 PM - jigsaw: see you in 2015
7:26 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: lololololololololol!
7:29 PM - jigsaw: maybe you can refelect on what you did or move onto other games that are alive and kicking like csgo
7:29 PM - jigsaw: just maybe
7:29 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: !!! hahahaha! omg nigsaw. you cant even comprehend my skill, its okay
7:29 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: its apr 1st u need to chillllllllll breh
7:30 PM - jigsaw: denial stage oh dear
7:30 PM - jigsaw: you need more help then i thought
7:30 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: #nevercheated
7:30 PM - jigsaw: oh here we go
7:30 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious:

7:31 PM - jigsaw: whats next you never asked someone in middle school what question 7 was
7:31 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: lol do you actually think i believe defiance is head admin on april 1st and bans me and its real
7:31 PM - jigsaw: yes and yes
7:31 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: lmao you're hilarious
7:32 PM - jigsaw: they say that about me but how are you going to be remembered now you "cheated"
7:32 PM - jigsaw: i think you need to apoglize to tpg and staff
7:32 PM - jigsaw: as well as 1911
7:32 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: lmao
7:32 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious:

7:32 PM - 文 Tonyious Montanious: lmao maybe i should
7:32 PM - jigsaw: it's a step in denial
7:32 PM - jigsaw: they teach this in aa

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:48 pm

#nevercheated

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 7:52 pm

TonyMontana wrote:lmao you all really wish this wasn't April 1st

i really don't care one way or the other what happens to a cal-o player

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 8:32 pm

sevEN wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:lmao you all really wish this wasn't April 1st
i really don't care one way or the other what happens to a cal-o player

Jb_ · Post by **Jb_** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:27 am

On a brighter note my bans lifted today. Hide ya kids hide ya wife yall cuz im coming!

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:27 am

I KNEW it.

I'm steady tryin' to find the motive
Why do what I do
And Freedom aint getting no closer
No matter 'bout my demo

My bar is broken
No registration
Tin patrollin'
And now they done and stopped me
And I get locked up
They wont let me out

/watch?v=oA5sMbw2xng

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:32 pm

man, you're still going through my photobucket account? haha, dunno if this is flattery or just creepy...you're spending so much time going through my pictures to try and find one to insult me with...but at the same time its really fucking weird knowing that somewhere in Canada, a creepy bald nerd is stalking me. I'm kinda torn. Either way I'm laughing at you, just don't know if its in disgust or pity yet.

Also, gotta love how you Photoshop ms paint all the girls out. Not used to seeing that many at once huh baldy?

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 12:54 pm

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:10 pm

/rant

I don't want to get involved in the flame war and the what not but please someone gotta join me in explaining to tony that 'mud' and 'muddy' aren't synonyms of (saying that someone is) 'mad'. Not sure why he ever started this in first place many threads ago. lol it's not even funny as reading it every time makes me remind a band name (Puddle of Mud) and not the meaning he unsuccessfully try to imply. Well I figured someone should voice that because this is rather embarrassing to read. And I am a beaner so yeah lol

Alright, rant over. Please carry on.

kanguhhh · Post by **kanguhhh** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:38 pm

tenks wrote:man, you're still going through my photobucket account? haha, dunno if this is flattery or just creepy...you're spending so much time going through my pictures to try and find one to insult me with...but at the same time its really fucking weird knowing that somewhere in Canada, a creepy bald nerd is stalking me. I'm kinda torn. Either way I'm laughing at you, just don't know if its in disgust or pity yet.

Also, gotta love how you Photoshop ms paint all the girls out. Not used to seeing that many at once huh baldy?

Jason, stop using hashtags on Facebook. That is all.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 1:45 pm

LOL A SELFIE WITH THREE WHOLE GIRLS IN IT?!?!?! Everybody knows only the coolest guys take photos of themselves with girls and then brag about them like "Yea thats right, I got 3 girls to stand next to me for 20sec." You must be so lonely. I think I'll stop making fun of you now.

By the way, I appealed the ban
Turns out, I'm just WAY better than you ever have been, and way better than you ever will be.

I believe there are still tickets to this would you like one?
/watch?v=FbJJr1_LopI

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:06 pm

I wish Osprey was still around so he could write/peform as song about Tony.

Nicholson · Post by **Nicholson** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 2:38 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:/rant

I don't want to get involved in the flame war and the what not but please someone gotta join me in explaining to tony that 'mud' and 'muddy' aren't synonyms of (saying that someone is) 'mad'. Not sure why he ever started this in first place many threads ago. lol it's not even funny as reading it every time makes me remind a band name (Puddle of Mud) and not the meaning he unsuccessfully try to imply. Well I figured someone should voice that because this is rather embarrassing to read. And I am a beaner so yeah lol

Alright, rant over. Please carry on.

http://www.puddleofmudd.com/

Forgot a "d" bro....

huehuehuehue. <3

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:23 pm

Sears wrote:I wish Osprey was still around so he could write/peform as song about Tony.

In the height of my depression, I wrote an acustic cover song called "I'm Getting Banned" to the tune of "I'm Coming Home" By Dallas Green. Should I post it for your viewing pleasure?

dogfire · Post by **dogfire** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 3:30 pm

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 5:50 pm

didn't read.

April 2nd. still banned.

milo · Post by **milo** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:11 pm

IxzSUdPXsvc

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 6:49 pm

I'm shocked you can find 5 people on the internet to carry your shitty ass, let alone at lan

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:25 pm

tenks wrote:man, you're still going through my photobucket account? haha, dunno if this is flattery or just creepy...you're spending so much time going through my pictures to try and find one to insult me with...but at the same time its really fucking weird knowing that somewhere in Canada, a creepy bald nerd is stalking me. I'm kinda torn. Either way I'm laughing at you, just don't know if its in disgust or pity yet.

Also, gotta love how you Photoshop ms paint all the girls out. Not used to seeing that many at once huh baldy?

lol jason he stalked my facebook and used one of my pics to photoshop something into a lame joke thread that had all of 4 responses, me laughing at him being one of them. it's what he does.

TonyMontana wrote:I'm shocked you can find 5 people on the internet to carry your shitty ass, let alone at lan

dude, tony, after i finally got to see you play for the first time as my heavy partner last week in a 12man, it is pretty clear that you are beyond terrible. you probably have a full time jobs worth of hours logged weekly on steam alone, and another 40+ hours on 1911, and you still can hardly handle a heavy weapon. might want to start lighting.

at least jason can pass as serviceable as far as shooting the weaponry and is an established member and contributor to the community. you look like you just downloaded steam this week. nothing positive has come out of your existence as far as i can tell ever since you popped up out of thin air, knowing everything about everybody, while being totally unheard of.

can't wait to meet you at vegas.

Also, with your countless usage of people's pictures on 1911 to try to mock them, this is an official request to post your personal picture here on 1911 so we can all see the man behind the computer. Any posts beyond this point that do not contain your photo will be negged, and i will assume the worst as far as your physical appearance until you prove otherwise.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 7:26 pm

inb4"mud"comment

SpoonIsBad · Post by **SpoonIsBad** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:20 pm

sevEN wrote:
tenks wrote:man, you're still going through my photobucket account? haha, dunno if this is flattery or just creepy...you're spending so much time going through my pictures to try and find one to insult me with...but at the same time its really fucking weird knowing that somewhere in Canada, a creepy bald nerd is stalking me. I'm kinda torn. Either way I'm laughing at you, just don't know if its in disgust or pity yet.

Also, gotta love how you Photoshop ms paint all the girls out. Not used to seeing that many at once huh baldy?
lol jason he stalked my facebook and used one of my pics to photoshop something into a lame joke thread that had all of 4 responses, me laughing at him being one of them. it's what he does.

TonyMontana wrote:I'm shocked you can find 5 people on the internet to carry your shitty ass, let alone at lan

dude, tony, after i finally got to see you play for the first time as my heavy partner last week in a 12man, it is pretty clear that you are beyond terrible. you probably have a full time jobs worth of hours logged weekly on steam alone, and another 40+ hours on 1911, and you still can hardly handle a heavy weapon. might want to start lighting.

at least jason can pass as serviceable as far as shooting the weaponry and is an established member and contributor to the community. you look like you just downloaded steam this week. nothing positive has come out of your existence as far as i can tell ever since you popped up out of thin air, knowing everything about everybody, while being totally unheard of.

can't wait to meet you at vegas.

Also, with your countless usage of people's pictures on 1911 to try to mock them, this is an official request to post your personal picture here on 1911 so we can all see the man behind the computer. Any posts beyond this point that do not contain your photo will be negged, and i will assume the worst as far as your physical appearance until you prove otherwise.

OH SHIT, BURN

devin- · Post by **devin-** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 8:23 pm

http://strawpoll.me/1427530

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 9:11 pm

devin- wrote:http://strawpoll.me/1427530

virus

joeledmunds · Post by **joeledmunds** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:01 pm

SpoonIsBad wrote:
sevEN wrote:
tenks wrote:man, you're still going through my photobucket account? haha, dunno if this is flattery or just creepy...you're spending so much time going through my pictures to try and find one to insult me with...but at the same time its really fucking weird knowing that somewhere in Canada, a creepy bald nerd is stalking me. I'm kinda torn. Either way I'm laughing at you, just don't know if its in disgust or pity yet.

Also, gotta love how you Photoshop ms paint all the girls out. Not used to seeing that many at once huh baldy?
lol jason he stalked my facebook and used one of my pics to photoshop something into a lame joke thread that had all of 4 responses, me laughing at him being one of them. it's what he does.

TonyMontana wrote:I'm shocked you can find 5 people on the internet to carry your shitty ass, let alone at lan

dude, tony, after i finally got to see you play for the first time as my heavy partner last week in a 12man, it is pretty clear that you are beyond terrible. you probably have a full time jobs worth of hours logged weekly on steam alone, and another 40+ hours on 1911, and you still can hardly handle a heavy weapon. might want to start lighting.

at least jason can pass as serviceable as far as shooting the weaponry and is an established member and contributor to the community. you look like you just downloaded steam this week. nothing positive has come out of your existence as far as i can tell ever since you popped up out of thin air, knowing everything about everybody, while being totally unheard of.

can't wait to meet you at vegas.

Also, with your countless usage of people's pictures on 1911 to try to mock them, this is an official request to post your personal picture here on 1911 so we can all see the man behind the computer. Any posts beyond this point that do not contain your photo will be negged, and i will assume the worst as far as your physical appearance until you prove otherwise.

OH SHIT, BURN

OH FUCK YOUR HAND IS ON FIRE

But solid post gj glhf

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:03 am

One of my favorite moments is when these forums transcend into fights about each others personal appearance and who is ultimately the ugliest.

**EDIT** God my phone is awful for posting and spell checking.

Joshinator · Post by **Joshinator** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:31 am

ao_ wrote:One of my favorite moments is when these forums transcend into fights about each others personal appearancence and who is ultimately the ugliest.

123 NOT IT!

wintehs · Post by **wintehs** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 7:17 am

ao_ wrote:One of my favorite moments is when these forums transcend into fights about each others personal appearancence and who is ultimately the ugliest.

Ya'll a bunch of dog faced muthafuckas

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:30 am

Nicholson wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote:/rant

I don't want to get involved in the flame war and the what not but please someone gotta join me in explaining to tony that 'mud' and 'muddy' aren't synonyms of (saying that someone is) 'mad'. Not sure why he ever started this in first place many threads ago. lol it's not even funny as reading it every time makes me remind a band name (Puddle of Mud) and not the meaning he unsuccessfully try to imply. Well I figured someone should voice that because this is rather embarrassing to read. And I am a beaner so yeah lol

Alright, rant over. Please carry on.

http://www.puddleofmudd.com/

Forgot a "d" bro....

huehuehuehue. <3

u mud? why so muddy bro? HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEU

Post by **TonyMontana** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:53 am

LMFAOROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

-You demand i give you a selfie
-or youll neg rep me

I dont know whats worse! Having another man half way across the world demanding a photo of me, or having said man think threatening me with his pointless and pathetic "rep" system, like somehow I'll be like :O :O :O "not neg rep!!!!"

*And for the record, I stalked no ones facebook. I don't even know yours, or tenks' real name. I was given the photos by other regulars in vent that share my views on tenks, and even you for that matter.
While you let that sink in, I'll think about sending a selfie to a muddy faggot who demanded one from me over the internet.

james- · Post by **james-** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:37 am

Tony,

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:40 am

Funny you talk all this shit about a "dead game" yet you play it more than anyone. Then you find a picture of me at CPL' 2005, A LAN, something you've never heard of or been too. Same with 99% of those cool "vent regulars" you hang out with 24/7.

I recall winning Cal-Main and getting sponsored with a nice payday to go CPL'05. What have you accomplished in your illustrious dod career Tony? Besides getting everyone to dislike you of course.

See no matter how much you play this dead game, no matter how bad you say I am, it doesn't matter Tony. You're still bald and you're still playing DoD in 2014 like it's important, while the rest of us are having fun and reliving some good times. You lost a long, long time ago.

edit; I heard you want to fight me at Vegas because I made fun of you. hahaha, that made my week. So, so sad.

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 12:03 pm

james- wrote:Tony,

Beast · Post by **Beast** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:23 pm

Hehe bald

nhoj · Post by **nhoj** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:23 pm

jigsawww wrote:
james- wrote:Tony,

Joshinator · Post by **Joshinator** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 1:42 pm

nhoj wrote:
jigsawww wrote:
james- wrote:Tony,

Post by **TonyMontana** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:22 pm

Actually the person who gave me the photo has been to several lans, and also informed me that YES, your team was sponsored.

Which really explains it all!! how COULD tenks find 5 people willing to carry his shitty ass thru a lan tournament?
It's simple, get a team sponsored, so no one has to pay.
LOL tenks how many lans have you been to, where your teammates were willing to put up their OWN money, and play with you? just curious. Because it sounds like to me, the only way you could even get 5 more to play with, is if their way is paid for them.

So, there's that....You went to a lan, did shitty, and got carried by players that had their entry fee paid for them. Congratu-fucking-lations. Now please make this moment extra special and tell me you were the one who got the team sponsored...

laura · Post by **laura** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:26 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Actually the person who gave me the photo has been to several lans, and also informed me that YES, your team was sponsored.

Which really explains it all!! how COULD tenks find 5 people willing to carry his shitty ass thru a lan tournament?
It's simple, get a team sponsored, so no one has to pay.
LOL tenks how many lans have you been to, where your teammates were willing to put up their OWN money, and play with you? just curious. Because it sounds like to me, the only way you could even get 5 more to play with, is if their way is paid for them.

So, there's that....You went to a lan, did shitty, and got carried by players that had their entry fee paid for them. Congratu-fucking-lations. Now please make this moment extra special and tell me you were the one who got the team sponsored...

Is this the same guy that only won TPG Lower because his team forced the other team to FF? Or am I mistaken?

sik · Post by **sik** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 2:27 pm

Joshinator wrote:
nhoj wrote:
jigsawww wrote: