Dear Tony Montana

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:39 pm

Will you please eat a whole bag full of dicks?

Spoiler: show

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 9:43 pm

james- · Post by **james-** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:32 pm

I really enjoy reading his posts where he talks mad shit to cheaters.

Beas · Post by **Beas** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 10:56 pm

Post by **TonyMontana** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:53 am

lol the most flattering is when someone i don't even know has something to say about me.

I do believe I've had some highlights along the way.
- The "Season 27 Week 1 Preds" thread, which was the first thread I ever posted on, was the biggest thread on 1911 since.
- I tried to start a dod union.
- Released the best 40min of dod I've ever played and almost got myself banned.
- Flamed hilde, aimtek, stamp, sizzurp, noname, karl1, lleollia, dustinyoung, all hard, all for cheating. GTFO faggots.
- I uncovered a hidden secret within the dod community, that tenks IS Rob Van Winkle.
- TPG's honory 2014 Apr fools ban. Though had they let me in on it, we could have let it go all the way till next season.
- Got drunk and came up with a plan to save dod
- Signed aftershock when no one else would
- My name is in pink
- My total negative rep is over 1M (all accounts combined)
- I once got banned so hard, I can't even VIEW 1911 from that i.p anymore

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:24 am

TonyMontana wrote:lol the most flattering is when someone i don't even know has something to say about me.

I do believe I've had some highlights along the way.
- The "Season 27 Week 1 Preds" thread, which was the first thread I ever posted on, was the biggest thread on 1911 since.
- I tried to start a dod union.
- Released the best 40min of dod I've ever played and almost got myself banned.
- Flamed hilde, aimtek, stamp, sizzurp, noname, karl1, lleollia, dustinyoung, all hard, all for cheating. GTFO faggots.
- I uncovered a hidden secret within the dod community, that tenks IS Rob Van Winkle.
- TPG's honory 2014 Apr fools ban. Though had they let me in on it, we could have let it go all the way till next season.
- Got drunk and came up with a plan to save dod
- Signed aftershock when no one else would
- My name is in pink
- My total negative rep is over 1M (all accounts combined)
- I once got banned so hard, I can't even VIEW 1911 from that i.p anymore

nhoj · Post by **nhoj** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:23 am

TonyMontana wrote:lol the most flattering is when someone i don't even know has something to say about me.

I do believe I've had some highlights along the way.
- The "Season 27 Week 1 Preds" thread, which was the first thread I ever posted on, was the biggest thread on 1911 since.
- I tried to start a dod union.
- Released the best 40min of dod I've ever played and almost got myself banned.
- Flamed hilde, aimtek, stamp, sizzurp, noname, karl1, lleollia, dustinyoung, all hard, all for cheating. GTFO faggots.
- I uncovered a hidden secret within the dod community, that tenks IS Rob Van Winkle.
- TPG's honory 2014 Apr fools ban. Though had they let me in on it, we could have let it go all the way till next season.
- Got drunk and came up with a plan to save dod
- Signed aftershock when no one else would
- My name is in pink
- My total negative rep is over 1M (all accounts combined)
- I once got banned so hard, I can't even VIEW 1911 from that i.p anymore

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:49 am

As much as Tony used to annoy me, as idiotic as a good majority of his posts are, I have to say I like him. He provides a livelihood to the community and fills the role of 'that guy' that everyone hates, making threads a little more interesting.

Nicholson · Post by **Nicholson** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:40 am

ao_ wrote:As much as Tony used to annoy me, as idiotic as a good majority of his posts are, I have to say I like him. He provides a livelihood to the community and fills the role of 'that guy' that everyone hates, making threads a little more interesting.

Andrew Softson

<3

Fifty · Post by **Fifty** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:23 am

ao_ wrote:As much as Tony used to annoy me, as idiotic as a good majority of his posts are, I have to say I like him. He provides a livelihood to the community and fills the role of 'that guy' that everyone hates, making threads a little more interesting.

I have a strange kind of respect for a guy who talks that much shit in the DoD community while still being awful at the game itself.

hildebrand · Post by **hildebrand** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:06 pm

Alex kirk plz comeback

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:32 pm

hildebrand wrote:Alex kirk plz comeback

greetz · Post by **greetz** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 1:07 pm

Tony is probably the #1 reason i have even been coming back to look at 1911 - its like my new magazine.

what does tony do but make 1911 entertaining? lmao

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:13 pm

greetz wrote:Tony is probably the #1 reason i have even been coming back to look at 1911 - its like my new magazine.

what does tony do but make 1911 entertaining? lmao

lets not give him too much credit. he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game, awesome movie or energy filled live concert is entertaining. he makes it entertaining in the same way it is entertaining to glance at the tabloid and gossip teen magazines for about 60-90 seconds while you are waiting to pay for your groceries and see retarded shit about kanye/kim kardashian, what celeb looks the worst in a bikini, who brad is cheating on/with now, or something similarly brain cell demolishing. it's the kind of entertainment you feel while watching jersey shore. you know it is making you dumber by the second, but you just have to tune in to see what outrageously dumb and idiotic thing comes out of their mouth next.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:15 pm

Oh, and..

hildebrand wrote:Alex kirk plz comeback

Quikey · Post by **Quikey** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:29 pm

Tony confuses me. He's always been nice to me and others in 12 mans, so I don't hate him... But dear sweet baby jesus the last few posts have left me going

knockout · Post by **knockout** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 3:36 pm

he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game

I beg to differ, and here's why:

kdb3vv-5ygI

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 6:15 pm

knockout wrote:
he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game
I beg to differ, and here's why:

kdb3vv-5ygI

My god, this video is golden.

milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:45 pm

I like Tony. Neg rep me faggots

james- · Post by **james-** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:48 pm

knockout wrote:
he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game
I beg to differ, and here's why:

[youtube]kdb3vv-5ygI[youtube]

I would actually watch basketball if I could see this on a nightly basis.

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:54 pm

milo wrote:I like Tony. Neg rep me faggots

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milo · Post by **milo** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:03 pm

otepUP4eUHc

And really the fact is, we not in the same bracket
Not in the same league, don't shoot at the same baskets
Don't pay the same taxes, hang with the same bitches

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:29 pm

k4b00m · Post by **k4b00m** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:10 pm

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knockout · Post by **knockout** » Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:13 pm

james- wrote:
knockout wrote:
he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game
I beg to differ, and here's why:

[youtube]kdb3vv-5ygI[youtube]
I would actually watch basketball if I could see this on a nightly basis.

watch the Lakers. Nick Young rivals JaVale McGee in retarded plays. They both played together on the Wizards a couple years ago. It was fucking glorious

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:08 am

sevEN wrote:
greetz wrote:Tony is probably the #1 reason i have even been coming back to look at 1911 - its like my new magazine.

what does tony do but make 1911 entertaining? lmao
lets not give him too much credit. he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game, awesome movie or energy filled live concert is entertaining. he makes it entertaining in the same way it is entertaining to glance at the tabloid and gossip teen magazines for about 60-90 seconds while you are waiting to pay for your groceries and see retarded shit about kanye/kim kardashian, what celeb looks the worst in a bikini, who brad is cheating on/with now, or something similarly brain cell demolishing. it's the kind of entertainment you feel while watching jersey shore. you know it is making you dumber by the second, but you just have to tune in to see what outrageously dumb and idiotic thing comes out of their mouth next.

LMAO LOOK HOW MUDDY THIS NERD GETS WHEN SOMEONE SHOWS ME EVEN A LITTLE RESPECT!!! LOLOLOL
You were better than me in 2000-w/e. This is 2014. You are a washed up loser that lost most of his skill, but none of his ego. Welcome to 2014. I'm the one with the big nuts now, I'm the one dropping 40's in matches, so please, get out of my way. Don't hate me because I'm a rising star, and you're washed up. You WERE good, I AM good. It's just the way it is. Try to show at least a LITTLE class.

Why don't you go demand another selfie from me you fuckin queer.
*MY POSTS are tabloid magazines???? MY POSTS are about who looks good in what?!?!? That's rich. Coming from one of the two fags that literally made a threat about ME, and how much hair I have. Demanding to see what I look like so you can talk about it.......mhmm.....Don't ever get it confused.
I provide entertainment, for the good people in TPG and 1911, and that's what it is to me, period. Muddy faggot retards like you are just often my punchline, and a target so easy even tenks could hit it. (on a good day)

Now go build a time machine and take us back to 2004 when I might actually give a damn what comes out of your mouth you shitty dinosaur.

nhoj · Post by **nhoj** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:38 am

TonyMontana wrote:
sevEN wrote:
greetz wrote:Tony is probably the #1 reason i have even been coming back to look at 1911 - its like my new magazine.

what does tony do but make 1911 entertaining? lmao
lets not give him too much credit. he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game, awesome movie or energy filled live concert is entertaining. he makes it entertaining in the same way it is entertaining to glance at the tabloid and gossip teen magazines for about 60-90 seconds while you are waiting to pay for your groceries and see retarded shit about kanye/kim kardashian, what celeb looks the worst in a bikini, who brad is cheating on/with now, or something similarly brain cell demolishing. it's the kind of entertainment you feel while watching jersey shore. you know it is making you dumber by the second, but you just have to tune in to see what outrageously dumb and idiotic thing comes out of their mouth next.

LMAO LOOK HOW MUDDY THIS NERD GETS WHEN SOMEONE SHOWS ME EVEN A LITTLE RESPECT!!! LOLOLOL
You were better than me in 2000-w/e. This is 2014. You are a washed up loser that lost most of his skill, but none of his ego. Welcome to 2014. I'm the one with the big nuts now, I'm the one dropping 40's in matches, so please, get out of my way. Don't hate me because I'm a rising star, and you're washed up. You WERE good, I AM good. It's just the way it is. Try to show at least a LITTLE class.

Why don't you go demand another selfie from me you fuckin queer.
*MY POSTS are tabloid magazines???? MY POSTS are about who looks good in what?!?!? That's rich. Coming from one of the two fags that literally made a threat about ME, and how much hair I have. Demanding to see what I look like so you can talk about it.......mhmm.....Don't ever get it confused.
I provide entertainment, for the good people in TPG and 1911, and that's what it is to me, period. Muddy faggot retards like you are just often my punchline, and a target so easy even tenks could hit it. (on a good day)

Now go build a time machine and take us back to 2004 when I might actually give a damn what comes out of your mouth you shitty dinosaur.

dogfire · Post by **dogfire** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:44 am

sevEN wrote:
greetz wrote:Tony is probably the #1 reason i have even been coming back to look at 1911 - its like my new magazine.

what does tony do but make 1911 entertaining? lmao
lets not give him too much credit. he does not make it entertaining like a great sports game, awesome movie or energy filled live concert is entertaining. he makes it entertaining in the same way it is entertaining to glance at the tabloid and gossip teen magazines for about 60-90 seconds while you are waiting to pay for your groceries and see retarded shit about kanye/kim kardashian, what celeb looks the worst in a bikini, who brad is cheating on/with now, or something similarly brain cell demolishing. it's the kind of entertainment you feel while watching jersey shore. you know it is making you dumber by the second, but you just have to tune in to see what outrageously dumb and idiotic thing comes out of their mouth next.

Gotten some good laughs out of this thread, keep delivering Tony.

Credit to mogers also for starting such a gem

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:46 am

TonyMontana wrote:I'm the one with the big nuts now, I'm the one dropping 40's in matches

LOL I swear I read Tony's rant as if I was hearing Walter White... just like nhoj said that's enough internet for the day... oh yeah and the muddy thing again and again... oh sweet baby jesus please just stop coz my eyes be like:

devin- · Post by **devin-** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:34 am

Idiot drops a 40 in an open match, and acts like he's the king of the 15 people who still play consistently ... LOL

I HOPE I don't have to explain that this game is more dead than minesweeper, it means nothing that you are good (which you are not) when this game is on life support.

Joshinator · Post by **Joshinator** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:58 am

devin- wrote:Idiot drops a 40 in an open match, and acts like he's the king of the 15 people who still play consistently ... LOL

I HOPE I don't have to explain that this game is more dead than minesweeper, it means nothing that you are good (which you are not) when this game is on life support.

Dude, overboard. Minesweeper is hella alive right now.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:58 am

it's too bad Devin is permanently banned from vent for being too retarded.

You could literally HEAR him getting fatter as time has gone on.

dogfire · Post by **dogfire** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 1:12 pm

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 4:55 pm

TonyMontana wrote:it's too bad Devin is permanently banned from vent for being too retarded.

You could literally HEAR him getting fatter as time has gone on.

Polak · Post by **Polak** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 7:55 pm

A fat pale nerd who liked Scarface a little too much and probably has a mountain of powdered sugar on his table instead of cocaine.

Joshinator · Post by **Joshinator** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:20 pm

Polak wrote:A fat pale nerd who liked Scarface a little too much and probably has a mountain of powdered sugar on his table instead of cocaine.

Waaaaaait... Is having cocaine a good thing? Somehow I don't see it that way.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:02 pm

Welcome to 2014.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:17 pm

Congrats bro. You almost beat people that play this game 1/100th the amount of time you do.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:39 pm

mogers wrote:Congrats bro. You almost beat people that play this game 1/100th the amount of time you do.

Actually, we DID win. I was trying to save you the embarrassment. Cool story though!

you guys all rage quit right after this 2nd half ss. Go back to 2001 and stay there please, you shitty, fuckin dinosaurs.

james- · Post by **james-** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 9:52 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
mogers wrote:Congrats bro. You almost beat people that play this game 1/100th the amount of time you do.

Actually, we DID win. I was trying to save you the embarrassment. Cool story though!

you guys all rage quit right after this 2nd half ss. Go back to 2001 and stay there please, you shitty, fuckin dinosaurs.

Grats, you beat a group of people who play this game once a week... with a 1:1 K:D

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Apr 09, 2014 10:50 pm

No u are right.

They are entirely not what they once used to be.

tugger · Post by **tugger** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:04 am

all i see is cK- doing really good

dogfire · Post by **dogfire** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:37 am

all I see is a player named "penis".....that's just a really catchy name

paintball_ · Post by **paintball_** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 6:49 am

Fifty · Post by **Fifty** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 10:17 am

IS THIS A SCRIM? WHO TAKES SCREENSHOTS OF SCRIM SCORES?

Post by **TonyMontana** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 12:19 pm

When someone makes a thread about you, and talks shit about you, and then 3 days later you play his team and SHIT all over them, you take a selfie.

mogers · Post by **mogers** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:39 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
mogers wrote:Congrats bro. You almost beat people that play this game 1/100th the amount of time you do.

Actually, we DID win. I was trying to save you the embarrassment. Cool story though!

you guys all rage quit right after this 2nd half ss. Go back to 2001 and stay there please, you shitty, fuckin dinosaurs.

Yes, we all "rage quit" after the 2nd half, by leaving the server, after the scrim was over...? PS we were all super mad about it.

Sears · Post by **Sears** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:39 pm

I bet Dan had to sing Dashboard to himself and cry in the fetal position in a cold shower just to get over it.

3SidedQuarter · Post by **3SidedQuarter** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 8:51 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Welcome to 2014.

It's nice to see my server actually is being used.

If anyone ever needs logs or hltv's you have to let me know asap as I keep up on deleting them about every 2 days.