TPG Season 34 Week 1 - Halle

Tin Bad · Post by **Tin Bad** » Thu May 01, 2014 5:24 pm

Upper Bracket
THUNDER v no rage men
Highball v becoming
38th v 3xtreme Humiliation
HUEHUE v capuchon
moNster v king

Lower Bracket
infinite v RedSkin Rebels
prone 2 own! v dont giva f**k
debores7 v Legends of a Dead Game
Los mismos de Siempre.MaSaCre v Cosa Nostra
OneFiveOne v Usefulltactics

GL HF!

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu May 01, 2014 9:01 pm

i haven't been paying much attention in the off season here but i recognize about 3 team names in the upper division. what happened?

Sp|dEr · Post by **Sp|dEr** » Fri May 02, 2014 6:45 am

sevEN wrote:i haven't been paying much attention in the off season here but i recognize about 3 team names in the upper division. what happened?

I think you answered your own question... A good number of people haven't been paying attention, nor playing at all.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri May 02, 2014 8:28 am

Does the preseason match worth it last week? I've been told that something is in the works but unless it is implemented throughout the season it was a waste of time. I thought it could have at least served to determine the initial matches but it wasn't. Also I'd say that becoming and 3h (due to inactiveness) should have been placed on lower while Cosa Nostra should clearly be moved up. I know TPG move teams up and down during the season but considering the shortage of teams nowadays skill imbalance can be a direct responsible to more teams dying especially in a two ladders season.

Shoolta · Post by **Shoolta** » Fri May 02, 2014 10:23 am

Upper Bracket
THUNDER < no rage men
Highball < becoming
38th > 3xtreme Humiliation
HUEHUE GLHF capuchon
moNster > king

Lower Bracket
infinite > RedSkin Rebels
prone 2 own! < dont giva f**k
debores7 < Legends of a Dead Game
Los mismos de Siempre.MaSaCre < Cosa Nostra
OneFiveOne > Usefulltactics

Joey · Post by **Joey** » Fri May 02, 2014 11:06 am

Upper Bracket
THUNDER > no rage men
Highball < becoming
38th > 3xtreme Humiliation
HUEHUE > capuchon
moNster > king

Lower Bracket
infinite gl hf RedSkin Rebels
prone 2 own! < dont giva f**k
debores7 < Legends of a Dead Game
Los mismos de Siempre.MaSaCre < Cosa Nostra
OneFiveOne > Usefulltactics

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Fri May 02, 2014 7:39 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:Does the preseason match worth it last week?

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Fri May 02, 2014 7:40 pm

Upper Bracket
THUNDER < no rage men
Highball < becoming
38th > 3xtreme Humiliation
HUEHUE < capuchon
moNster > king

Lower Bracket
infinite > RedSkin Rebels
prone 2 own! < dont giva f**k
debores7 < Legends of a Dead Game
Los mismos de Siempre.MaSaCre < Cosa Nostra
OneFiveOne > Usefulltactics

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Fri May 02, 2014 9:30 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:Does the preseason match worth it last week?

*Did

Not trying to make excuses but I started my post writing 'Does it worth to have a preseason?' and ended up forgetting to change Does for Did when I modified the sentence structure. Thanks for pointing it out my bad typo but considering the number of times you copy pasted that only phrase I can only think in: A. You kinda still have a grudge against me for accidentally making you being cut/benched from drugs after you let me ninja cap. B. You're a troll and want to emphasize my mistake in an attempt to embarrass me and make feel bad. Either way I still have nothing against as you allowed me to have a nice clip. Thanks again!.

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Sat May 03, 2014 6:47 am

cassinoroyale wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote:Does the preseason match worth it last week?

*Did

Not trying to make excuses but I started my post writing 'Does it worth to have a preseason?' and ended up forgetting to change Does for Did when I modified the sentence structure. Thanks for pointing it out my bad typo but considering the number of times you copy pasted that only phrase I can only think in: A. You kinda still have a grudge against me for accidentally making you being cut/benched from drugs after you let me ninja cap. B. You're a troll and want to emphasize my mistake in an attempt to embarrass me and make feel bad. Either way I still have nothing against as you allowed me to have a nice clip. Thanks again!.

First off does and did don't go in either of that sentence you be looking for the word i'am guessing was. Now read this. "Was it worth to have a preseason?" No something is missing can't quiet figure it out... "Was it worth having a preseason?" There I fixed your broken english.

Secondly
Lets be honest I really never read your post. A. You either still ballride people in a dead game. B. You're just an idiot, but can't put my fingers on it yet. And while we're at it I believe I won invite a few times even if I played a few games on that warm bench or started for that matter.

Joshinator · Post by **Joshinator** » Sat May 03, 2014 7:26 am

jigsawww wrote: First off does and did don't go in either of that sentence you be looking for the word i'am guessing was. No something is missing can't quiet figure it out... There I fixed your broken english.

Lets be honest I really never read your post. And while we're at it I believe I won invite a few times even if I played a few games on that warm bench or started for that matter.

For clarity, I singled out the lines of English that you managed to screw up whilest giving cass crap for being bad at English.

You don't seem to be much better.

Red--- · Post by **Red---** » Sat May 03, 2014 7:27 am

THUNDER > no rage men
Highball > becoming
38th > 3xtreme Humiliation
HUEHUE = capuchon (both teams will rate and cheat. no offense cass)
moNster > king

Lower Bracket
infinite > RedSkin Rebels
prone 2 own! GLFH dont giva f**k (id rather get shit on by more NA teams then have full SA lower)
debores7 < Legends of a Dead Game
Los mismos de Siempre.MaSaCre < Cosa Nostra
OneFiveOne > Usefulltactics

welcome to lower brackets guys. damn this is gonna get rowdy

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Sat May 03, 2014 7:58 am

Joshinator wrote:
jigsawww wrote: First off does and did don't go in either of that sentence you be looking for the word i'am guessing was. No something is missing can't quiet figure it out... There I fixed your broken english.

Lets be honest I really never read your post. And while we're at it I believe I won invite a few times even if I played a few games on that warm bench or started for that matter.
For clarity, I singled out the lines of English that you managed to screw up whilest giving cass crap for being bad at English.

You don't seem to be much better.

I left that for cass, but you found it before him congrats..

lolinus · Post by **lolinus** » Sat May 03, 2014 8:13 am

Retards.

ao_ · Post by **ao_** » Sat May 03, 2014 8:18 am

As english is Guilherme's second language and I am a fat, dumb, honky American who spends his nights watching great broadcast television shows such as Big Brother, American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance?, I feel I have no right to correct his use of the english, again his second language. I actually feel that way about all of the different countries players who have acclimated and play in our leagues nowadays. I have always been open to a diverse league though, similar in many ways to Brett Arkin's views.

tugger · Post by **tugger** » Sat May 03, 2014 8:54 am

if anyone need a ringer pm me

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sat May 03, 2014 8:56 am

cassinoroyale wrote:Not trying to make excuses but I started my post writing 'Does it worth to have a preseason?' and ended up forgetting to change Does for Did when I modified the sentence structure. Thanks for pointing it out my bad typo but considering the number of times you copy pasted that only phrase I can only think in: A. You kinda still have a grudge against me for accidentally making you being cut/benched from drugs after you let me ninja cap. B. You're a troll and want to emphasize my mistake in an attempt to embarrass me and make feel bad. Either way I still have nothing against as you allowed me to have a nice clip. Thanks again!.

Just try and ignore anything that comes out of his mouth. The other day jigsaw was trying to give me shit for being a full time college student with a part time job. He also insinuated that he's better than me because his community college is free or something

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Sat May 03, 2014 9:09 am

rolyat wrote:
cassinoroyale wrote:Not trying to make excuses but I started my post writing 'Does it worth to have a preseason?' and ended up forgetting to change Does for Did when I modified the sentence structure. Thanks for pointing it out my bad typo but considering the number of times you copy pasted that only phrase I can only think in: A. You kinda still have a grudge against me for accidentally making you being cut/benched from drugs after you let me ninja cap. B. You're a troll and want to emphasize my mistake in an attempt to embarrass me and make feel bad. Either way I still have nothing against as you allowed me to have a nice clip. Thanks again!.
Just try and ignore anything that comes out of his mouth. The other day jigsaw was trying to give me shit for being a full time college student with a part time job. He also insinuated that he's better than me because his community college is free or something

I told you you should be making more at your age, but that's just my opinion. I told you I get free school because of the Hazlewood Act.

Tin Bad · Post by **Tin Bad** » Sat May 03, 2014 9:57 am

You're ALL still FAT and UGLY. JaJaJaJaJa. #nor@gemen!

Now, back to predictions. kthx.

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Sat May 03, 2014 11:38 am

So why did NOFUX get moved to the SA/Euro division?

devin- · Post by **devin-** » Sat May 03, 2014 11:51 am

Jigsaw lives on a farm, and also has broken English, ignore the downs.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » Sat May 03, 2014 11:52 am

tenks wrote:So why did NOFUX get moved to the SA/Euro division?

There are 4 teams in each division made up of Euro/SA players so if playing against them is a problem for you I am not really sure where you would like to play?

As for why you guys got moved down, I'd imagine it's because you'd probably get stomped week in week out in upper just like most of the teams in lower would. This way you actually have a shot at winning a division.

If you'd prefer the stomp-a-thon though you guys only gotta ask Tin to keep you in upper, sure he can make that happen.

nunz · Post by **nunz** » Sat May 03, 2014 1:15 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:Does the preseason match worth it last week? I've been told that something is in the works but unless it is implemented throughout the season it was a waste of time. I thought it could have at least served to determine the initial matches but it wasn't. Also I'd say that becoming and 3h (due to inactiveness) should have been placed on lower while Cosa Nostra should clearly be moved up. I know TPG move teams up and down during the season but considering the shortage of teams nowadays skill imbalance can be a direct responsible to more teams dying especially in a two ladders season.

I dont think moving anyone really matters at this point. There will be 2 teams in Lower that could play in Upper and vice versa no matter what. I think at the very least 3h and becoming will get back to playing and do very well. See how the first 2 weeks roll and more can be determined. Are we playing 10 or 8 matches this season?

Post by **TonyMontana** » Sat May 03, 2014 2:53 pm

jigsawww wrote:
Joshinator wrote:
jigsawww wrote: First off does and did don't go in either of that sentence you be looking for the word i'am guessing was. No something is missing can't quiet figure it out... There I fixed your broken english.

Lets be honest I really never read your post. And while we're at it I believe I won invite a few times even if I played a few games on that warm bench or started for that matter.
For clarity, I singled out the lines of English that you managed to screw up whilest giving cass crap for being bad at English.

You don't seem to be much better.
I left that for cass, but you found it before him congrats..

youre a redneck jailbird that constantly has a hard time with english. you are so stupid. this one is from another thread. whats wrong? didnt they teach u english when u were in jail for driving like a druken retard?

jigsawww wrote: I'll wait why you try and come up with something either completely stupid "which is most likely" or just stupid.

Joey · Post by **Joey** » Sat May 03, 2014 3:34 pm

TonyMontana wrote: youre a redneck jailbird that constantly has a hard time with english. you are so stupid. this one is from another thread. whats wrong? didnt they teach u english when u were in jail for driving like a druken retard?
jigsawww wrote: I'll wait why you try and come up with something either completely stupid "which is most likely" or just stupid.

Let me get that for you:

TonyMontana wrote: You are a redneck jailbird that constantly has a hard time with English. You are so stupid. This one is from another thread. What's wrong? didnt they teach you English when you were in jail for driving like a drunken retard?
jigsawww wrote: I'll wait why you try and come up with something either completely stupid "which is most likely" or just stupid.

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Sat May 03, 2014 3:39 pm

You're

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Sat May 03, 2014 5:35 pm

Joey wrote:
tenks wrote:So why did NOFUX get moved to the SA/Euro division?

There are 4 teams in each division made up of Euro/SA players so if playing against them is a problem for you I am not really sure where you would like to play?

As for why you guys got moved down, I'd imagine it's because you'd probably get stomped week in week out in upper just like most of the teams in lower would. This way you actually have a shot at winning a division.

If you'd prefer the stomp-a-thon though you guys only gotta ask Tin to keep you in upper, sure he can make that happen.

wait really? It was a joke, but obviously TPG season 34 is such serious business for you, you can't see it any other way. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt Joey before I say anything further. smh

Nicholson · Post by **Nicholson** » Sat May 03, 2014 7:56 pm

Upper Bracket
THUNDER < no rage men - #Corrupt
Highball > becoming - Too much Pinto for the foreigners to handle, also BEAS.
38th >< 3xtreme Humiliation - Could go either way, more of a battle of who cares less about dod.
HUEHUE > capuchon - CASS THE MAN. DO IT. Also Super will do awesome because I'm not there to tk him. Jigsaw can't even lift
moNster > king - MARL_FOX, Nathan and Austizzle

Lower Bracket
infinite > RedSkin Rebels - By about 800 or more. Joey will grammar nazi Nazi them to death. InFil is a racist <3
prone 2 own! < dont giva f**k - By about 1000, hopper and defiance prone battle.
debores7 GLHF Legends of a Dead Game - I'm the official 4th line plug of the team, going at least -5 a game and chirping EVERYONE.
Los mismos de Siempre.MaSaCre < Cosa Nostra - Cerpnderp, and MINO on one team, whole lot of smellyness.
OneFiveOne > Usefulltactics - Brett just simply hates beaners too much to lose this. Also bnzr is an angry idiot

#KTP

Joey · Post by **Joey** » Sun May 04, 2014 2:12 am

tenks wrote:
Joey wrote:
tenks wrote:So why did NOFUX get moved to the SA/Euro division?

There are 4 teams in each division made up of Euro/SA players so if playing against them is a problem for you I am not really sure where you would like to play?

As for why you guys got moved down, I'd imagine it's because you'd probably get stomped week in week out in upper just like most of the teams in lower would. This way you actually have a shot at winning a division.

If you'd prefer the stomp-a-thon though you guys only gotta ask Tin to keep you in upper, sure he can make that happen.

wait really? It was a joke, but obviously TPG season 34 is such serious business for you, you can't see it any other way. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt Joey before I say anything further. smh

I wasn't trying to be nasty with that post, I just thought you were being serious that's all. Some people have this thing about the lower divisions being full of foreigners which may have been closer to the truth a couple of seasons ago but this season there is an equal amount of those teams in both so you have no choice but to play against them lol

As for the stomping: It wasn't meant to upset anyone, it's just the truth. My team were in the same boat when we got seeded in upper and none of my guys are bad players just not invite level.

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Sun May 04, 2014 3:12 am

Joey wrote:
tenks wrote:So why did NOFUX get moved to the SA/Euro division?

There are 4 teams in each division made up of Euro/SA players so if playing against them is a problem for you I am not really sure where you would like to play?

As for why you guys got moved down, I'd imagine it's because you'd probably get stomped week in week out in upper just like most of the teams in lower would. This way you actually have a shot at winning a division.

If you'd prefer the stomp-a-thon though you guys only gotta ask Tin to keep you in upper, sure he can make that happen.

i think id rather play people that are as good as me. BUT sandbagging lower is gonna be fun too.

showtime · Post by **showtime** » Sun May 04, 2014 3:24 am

theshizznasty wrote:
Joey wrote:
tenks wrote:So why did NOFUX get moved to the SA/Euro division?

There are 4 teams in each division made up of Euro/SA players so if playing against them is a problem for you I am not really sure where you would like to play?

As for why you guys got moved down, I'd imagine it's because you'd probably get stomped week in week out in upper just like most of the teams in lower would. This way you actually have a shot at winning a division.

If you'd prefer the stomp-a-thon though you guys only gotta ask Tin to keep you in upper, sure he can make that happen.
i think id rather play people that are as good as me.

Sorry bro there isn't a pub division.

rolyat · Post by **rolyat** » Sun May 04, 2014 7:07 am

theshizznasty wrote:i think id rather play people that are as good as me. BUT sandbagging lower is gonna be fun too.

Sp|dEr · Post by **Sp|dEr** » Sun May 04, 2014 11:24 am

If anyone from 3h sees this let me know if your actually playing tonight.

Katsato · Post by **Katsato** » Sun May 04, 2014 6:57 pm

Nicholson wrote:
Lower Bracket

prone 2 own! < dont giva f**k - By about 1000, hopper and defiance prone battle.

Ha, It wasn't 1000.

Quikey · Post by **Quikey** » Sun May 04, 2014 6:58 pm

Nicholson wrote: prone 2 own! < dont giva f**k - By about 1000, hopper and defiance prone battle

We covered the spread!

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Sun May 04, 2014 8:07 pm

g's all around.

Chuck Foo · Post by **Chuck Foo** » Sun May 04, 2014 8:41 pm

Here is a thought, let nofucks play in the upper division in merica. Discuss and get back wit me ......

Red--- · Post by **Red---** » Mon May 05, 2014 11:18 am

I had fun playing NOFUX. No 200+ ping and at no point did i think anyone was cheating. They just had some clutch cap outs we should not of let happen. still would of lost either way but fuck it, i had fun.

Hopper giving up an mg42 at under pass ramp didnt help much haha. GG though!

Katsato · Post by **Katsato** » Mon May 05, 2014 1:12 pm

Evil is gonna get mad at you for showing everyone what her scores were. Prepare yourself.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Mon May 05, 2014 1:34 pm

I see Jason with the solid 19-17 performance on the bar vs p2o....

I'll be seeing you reaaaaaal soon RVW

Hopper · Post by **Hopper** » Mon May 05, 2014 2:19 pm

TonyMontana wrote:I see Jason with the solid 19-17 performance on the bar vs p2o....

I'll be seeing you reaaaaaal soon RVW

More like sniping and just having fun. Don't think anyone in that match tried besides evil trying to break double-digits

Chuck Foo · Post by **Chuck Foo** » Mon May 05, 2014 3:54 pm

607 -77 if you had fun then that's all that matters, just looked worse then it was I guess. Good thing I stepped away so Red could get in the lineup, hell move him up to Invite.

Quikey · Post by **Quikey** » Mon May 05, 2014 4:00 pm

Hopper wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:I see Jason with the solid 19-17 performance on the bar vs p2o....

I'll be seeing you reaaaaaal soon RVW

More like sniping and just having fun. Don't think anyone in that match tried besides evil trying to break double-digits

Fuck you Hopper, I was trying...

And that match was a lot of fun even though we got blown out. GG gents.

reddogg · Post by **reddogg** » Mon May 05, 2014 4:25 pm

I actually was able to enjoy it a little bit because it the score was so lop sided, in most of these matches like this the superior team just sits at your 1 the entire time and just racks up kills as the inferior team comes out of spawn, but to nofux credit they didn't do that unless 1 of them got hoppers mg (which is fair game because it was hoppers fault for letting them have it) and would just go ahead and cap out so we could start over fresh.

cassinoroyale · Post by **cassinoroyale** » Mon May 05, 2014 5:05 pm

Nicholson wrote:HUEHUE > capuchon - CASS THE MAN. DO IT. Also Super will do awesome because I'm not there to tk him. Jigsaw can't even lift

Indeed

Spoiler: show

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Mon May 05, 2014 6:22 pm

TonyMontana wrote:I see Jason with the solid 19-17 performance on the bar vs p2o....

I'll be seeing you reaaaaaal soon RVW

I'll be seeing YOU reeea.... oh wait. you are horrible and forever lower. i will not be seeing you.

but keep bragging about your awesome lower team bro.

also, no homo, your attempts at burning jason about his physical appearnace are not really landing. all you are telling everyone is that jason is a lot better looking than you are, and has a full head of hair. jason wins.

Also, we are still waiting for your picture to be posted for comparison. make sure you wax that shiny scalp and stand in the sun for us so that we get the full effect

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Mon May 05, 2014 6:42 pm

sevEN wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:I see Jason with the solid 19-17 performance on the bar vs p2o....

I'll be seeing you reaaaaaal soon RVW

I'll be seeing YOU reeea.... oh wait. you are horrible and forever lower. i will not be seeing you.

but keep bragging about your awesome lower team bro.

also, no homo, your attempts at burning jason about his physical appearnace are not really landing. all you are telling everyone is that jason is a lot better looking than you are, and has a full head of hair. jason wins.

Also, we are still waiting for your picture to be posted for comparison. make sure you wax that shiny scalp and stand in the sun for us so that we get the full effect

You bring up, upper and lower like it means shit, you are lower at best without jules and ryanmarko carrying you.

They be cheating like your girlfriend(s)

pzlate #jetty

jigsawww · Post by **jigsawww** » Mon May 05, 2014 6:50 pm

cassinoroyale wrote:
Nicholson wrote:HUEHUE > capuchon - CASS THE MAN. DO IT. Also Super will do awesome because I'm not there to tk him. Jigsaw can't even lift
Indeed

Spoiler: show

Well gg cass and crew always a pleasure getting shot behind walls. Also first time playing a tpg season in how long, and not to mention second time playing that map EVER.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Mon May 05, 2014 6:58 pm

Theworst wrote:
You bring up, upper and lower like it means shit, you are lower at best without jules and ryanmarko carrying you.

They be cheating like your girlfriend(s)

pzlate #jetty

lol, as if anything "Dustin young" says on the internet means anything.

and yea, can't trust a bitch. if you weren't a fat ugly virgin who hasn't seen your own pecker w/o a mirror since you were 13, you might know what i'm talking about. but alas....

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Mon May 05, 2014 8:10 pm

I see Tony is reaching yet again. sigh...

First off, I sniped. Didn't bar. Something you can't fathom because you've only learned one class in this game's 15 year history, pathetic. Secondly, it was my first time playing that map, with any class. I'm pretty sure that awesome "job" that you never leave your "house" for allowed you to 12man and scrim this map probably 50+ times this week. Pathetic.

I also Tommy'd and Greese'd because it was a fun match. We had a fun time playing against p20, no egos or bitching or complaining. I see your bald ego is still a bit hurt though. You somehow find a way to bring me up in every post. Kinda creepy.

Keep reaching tho Tony, you might find something there someday.