The truth about Tim Tebow

Post by **TonyMontana** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:44 am

YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

but let's move on to something serious:

Tim Tebow:
The ONLY QB to EVER win the Theisman trophy in his sophmore year.
THE GREATEST STATISTICALLY COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER TO EVER EVER WALK THE EARTH.....

Tim Tebow was NO joke. Lurk him on Youtube. Tim Tebow came into a game, down 17-0, in a 5 game losing streak for the Denver Broncos, NOT ONLY did he bring the broncos back into it, they won, and then proceeded to win 3 more games, while trailing in the 4th quarter in every game

Tim Tebow went on to lead the Denver Broncos to a 6-game winning streak, and was trailing in EVERY GAME.
**IN WEEK 16 WITH THE SEASON ON THE LINE, THIS ROOKIE QUARTERBACK DID THIS AND THE WORLD SOMEHOW DIDNT NOTICE
"There's only 1 person who carries the ball right here"
-Tim Tebow
Week 16 vs Texans
(They're down 6 with 3:11 in the 4th)
"Get set, we're winning the game right here, trust me"
-Tim Tebow

*TOUCHDOWN*
WATCH THIS
/watch?v=7tnR3qpBD_I

TELL ME

Tell me how this man
- Who is the most decorated college football player EVER
- Who pulled of one of the most unbelievable seasons in sports history
- This man visits sick kids in hospitals
- He helped train a kid with one leg how to play his senior year literally with one leg.

*Micheal Vick pinned dogs together to the death for entertainment. He has a job in NY.
*Plaxico Burress figuratively AND LITERALLY SHOT HIMSELF IN THE FOOT in a nightclub. He has a job in the NFL.

Yet nobody wants Tim Tebow. A devout Christain who won 6 comeback games in a row, to get Denver to the playoffs in like 4 years, in his rookie season. Who spends his offtime volunteering with sick kids. Haven't you ever asked youself............WHAT IN IN ACTUAL FUCK.

Why?

WHERE IS TIM TEVOW AND YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY THE MAN IN THAT YOUTUBE VIDEO HAS NO JOB YET MICHEAL VICK, A WASHED UP JAILBIRD DOG FIGHTER HAS A CONTRACT.

Dont let the NFL Network trick you
Tim Tebow is the greatest football player that the NFL would never let live.

The NFL Network woul go on to talk about Tim Tebow 24/7 until he was marked a "Distraction"
He was then traded to the Jets for a 6th rounder
He then played only in the dumbest shittiest offense you have ever seen in your life
He was then Cut
He tried out for the Pats
Cut

The NFL Network Talked about Tim Tebow 24/7 and how he couldnt ever be a good quarterback because he "couldnt throw the deep ball"

Then he did this:
/watch?v=DLBPHU4bPAA

Plz tell me why this man has no job in the NFL and i will retire

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james- · Post by **james-** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 11:43 am

He could start in Jokeland, but then 90% of the fans wouldn't show up, get drunk, and stab opposing fans in the stands every week.

Now go retire.

reddogg · Post by **reddogg** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 3:35 pm

TonyMontana wrote:YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

but let's move on to something serious:

Tim Tebow:
The ONLY QB to EVER win the Theisman trophy in his sophmore year.
*

I stopped reading here, the last 2 heisman trophy winners were freshman making the fact that he was a sophmore useless

hypnotik_ · Post by **hypnotik_** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:37 pm

reddogg wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

The ONLY QB to EVER win the Theisman trophy in his sophmore year.
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I stopped reading here, the last 2 heisman trophy winners were freshman making the fact that he was a sophmore useless

stop changing the subject.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 5:59 pm

reddogg wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

but let's move on to something serious:

Tim Tebow:
The ONLY QB to EVER win the Theisman trophy in his sophmore year.
*
I stopped reading here, the last 2 heisman trophy winners were freshman making the fact that he was a sophmore useless

OH SHIT THAT"S AWESOME REDDOGG....Were they quarterbacks? ooooooooohhhhhhh.......so i guess that makes your statement kinda pointless

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:02 pm

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Tim Tebow:
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-Retard.
Week 16 vs Texans
(YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.)
"YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD."
-Retard

*RETARD*
YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.
/watch?v=7tnR3qpBD_I

TELL ME HOW RETARDED I AM

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/watch?v=DLBPHU4bPAA

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TL;DR

ward · Post by **ward** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 7:12 pm

sevEN wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

but let's move on to something serious:

Tim Tebow:
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-Retard.
Week 16 vs Texans
(YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.)
"YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD."
-Retard

*RETARD*
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/watch?v=7tnR3qpBD_I

TELL ME HOW RETARDED I AM

Tell me how this retard
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/watch?v=DLBPHU4bPAA

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TL;DR

reddogg · Post by **reddogg** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 8:22 pm

TonyMontana wrote:
reddogg wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

but let's move on to something serious:

Tim Tebow:
The ONLY QB to EVER win the Theisman trophy in his sophmore year.
*
I stopped reading here, the last 2 heisman trophy winners were freshman making the fact that he was a sophmore useless

OH SHIT THAT"S AWESOME REDDOGG....Were they quarterbacks? ooooooooohhhhhhh.......so i guess that makes your statement kinda pointless

yea they were

paintball_ · Post by **paintball_** » Sun Aug 17, 2014 10:19 pm

showtime · Post by **showtime** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:03 am

My description of Tebow is as follows:

-Overrated college QB who should be thankful he was coached by one of the greatest college coaches of all time
-Carried to a 6 game win streak in the NFL by a sick defense and a kicker
-Can't complete over 50% of his passes in a passing league
-Couldn't start for the miserable Jets
-Cut by a team whose OC spent a first round pick on him in Denver

Did I miss something?

Oh and a 25 yard completion isn't a deep ball

james- · Post by **james-** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:48 am

TonyMontana wrote:
reddogg wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:YES I AM A FUCKING RETARD.

but let's move on to something serious:

Tim Tebow:
The ONLY QB to EVER win the Theisman trophy in his sophmore year.
*
I stopped reading here, the last 2 heisman trophy winners were freshman making the fact that he was a sophmore useless

OH SHIT THAT"S AWESOME REDDOGG....Were they quarterbacks? ooooooooohhhhhhh.......so i guess that makes your statement kinda pointless

Now lets change this thread back to the real subject "You're retarded"

Theworst · Post by **Theworst** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 2:46 pm

Can you relax James.

Post by **TonyMontana** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:17 pm

Yea clearly over-rated

-_^KS^_-TimTebow · Post by **-_^KS^_-TimTebow** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:22 pm

TonyMontana wrote:Yea clearly over-rated

james- · Post by **james-** » Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:01 pm

Theworst wrote:Can you relax James.

Bro, it's football season and Jerry Jones is still running the Cowgirls, FUCK NO I CANT RELAX!

ps, Romo > Tebow, srs.

showtime · Post by **showtime** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:08 am

-_^KS^_-TimTebow wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:Yea clearly over-rated

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:35 pm

-_^KS^_-TimTebow · Post by **-_^KS^_-TimTebow** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:52 pm

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
OH
EM GEE

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 4:27 pm

showtime wrote:
-_^KS^_-TimTebow wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:Yea clearly over-rated

ya the 49rs won more superbowls than the broncos did. but elway was better at playing the quarterback position, and therefor, a better quarterback.

montana is overrated.

inb4homerragefest

tenks · Post by **tenks** » Tue Aug 19, 2014 8:17 pm

sevEN wrote:montana is overrated.

we're used to the squawkin from superbowl winless teams. (0-4 ouch)

Post by **TonyMontana** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:18 am

ESPN did a thing on "The best college players of the decade" guess who was #1?

Heres why:
"In three seasons as a starting quarterback, Tebow became the face of the Gators and perhaps the face of the sport. With his arms and legs, Tebow helped lead Florida to BCS national championships in 2006 and '08. In 2007, he became the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy and the first player in major college football history to run and pass for 20 touchdowns in the same season. In his four-year career, Tebow passed for more than 9,000 yards with 88 touchdowns and ran for nearly 3,000 yards with 57 scores."
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?id=4836527

Then, in his rookie season, he won 6 straight come-from-behind victories, to take denver to the playoffs for the first time in years, BEAT the Steelers in o.t in the playoffs, then disappeared.

WHAT shitty team in the league wouldnt take a chance on a guy who does this?

devin- · Post by **devin-** » Wed Aug 20, 2014 12:05 pm

My reaction to not knowing one thing about football.

showtime · Post by **showtime** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 7:38 am

TonyMontana wrote:ESPN did a thing on "The best college players of the decade" guess who was #1?

Heres why:
"In three seasons as a starting quarterback, Tebow became the face of the Gators and perhaps the face of the sport. With his arms and legs, Tebow helped lead Florida to BCS national championships in 2006 and '08. In 2007, he became the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy and the first player in major college football history to run and pass for 20 touchdowns in the same season. In his four-year career, Tebow passed for more than 9,000 yards with 88 touchdowns and ran for nearly 3,000 yards with 57 scores."
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?id=4836527

Then, in his rookie season, he won 6 straight come-from-behind victories, to take denver to the playoffs for the first time in years, BEAT the Steelers in o.t in the playoffs, then disappeared.

WHAT shitty team in the league wouldnt take a chance on a guy who does this?

College success has nothing to do with pro success. Need further proof, look at the next 2 names after Tebow.

sevEN · Post by **sevEN** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:37 pm

showtime wrote:
TonyMontana wrote:ESPN did a thing on "The best college players of the decade" guess who was #1?

Heres why:
"In three seasons as a starting quarterback, Tebow became the face of the Gators and perhaps the face of the sport. With his arms and legs, Tebow helped lead Florida to BCS national championships in 2006 and '08. In 2007, he became the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy and the first player in major college football history to run and pass for 20 touchdowns in the same season. In his four-year career, Tebow passed for more than 9,000 yards with 88 touchdowns and ran for nearly 3,000 yards with 57 scores."
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?id=4836527

Then, in his rookie season, he won 6 straight come-from-behind victories, to take denver to the playoffs for the first time in years, BEAT the Steelers in o.t in the playoffs, then disappeared.

WHAT shitty team in the league wouldnt take a chance on a guy who does this?
College success has nothing to do with pro success. Need further proof, look at the next 2 names after Tebow.

don't feed the trolls

theshizznasty · Post by **theshizznasty** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:00 pm

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mare · Post by **mare** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 7:57 pm

Maybe it just wasn't a part of god's plan. I mean, he's a devout christian after all, he should understand that right?

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