Drugs make you good

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Drugs make you good

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http://www.gotfrag.com/dod/forums/thread/347861/

Highlights:
[22:13] <legioN^illusi0naX[AA]> was out smoking shroomz
[22:13] <legioN^illusi0naX[AA]> forgot match

Stealthlol: Nothing is too hard for legioN^illusi0naX[AA]

Till: thanks for the fun facts polak, you barely get anything from smoking shrooms.
aybe the flight of seagulls haricut makes the smoke more potent illusion?

Choob: you can also get drunk by pouring vodka into your anus
but you wouldn't want to do something retarded now would you ;x

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: lol im jk i never smoked or ate shroomz. (lol @ hatmaker for making this thread!)
only drug i take is about 3-4 blunts a day, and if your not down with mary jane your a square butt!
late

Ken: 3-4 blunts a day.
You have do do about 416 more to get on my level.
You lightweight fggt.
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Excellent find.

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Nothing will top the time that guy joined an ESEA pug and demanded the bomb every round because he was trying to win some contest requiring him to plant the bomb like 3000 times in a month. He also tried to tell me he was the best dod player ever and that I sucked and probably never made it out of cal-o.
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obligatory:

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(9:56:40) (@cyberglobe|Adrenaline[dt]) (09:54:23) <LGN-cs|illusi0n> ay bro can i get an invite to dt? currently cal invite dod for #team-legion 
(9:56:40) (@cyberglobe|Adrenaline[dt]) (09:54:27) <LGN-cs|illusi0n> best team in invite 
(9:56:40) (@cyberglobe|Adrenaline[dt]) (09:54:33) <LGN-cs|illusi0n> and cal main cevo main for cs 1.6 
[10:13] <cyberglobe|Adrenaline[dt]> !invite LGN-cs|illusi0n 
[10:13] <cyberglobe|Adrenaline[dt]> !addop LGN-cs|illusi0n 
[10:14] * LGN-cs|illusi0n has joined #dealteam 
[10:14] <pb-knockout[dt]> !kb LGN-cs|illusi0n lgn blows 
[10:14] * LGN-cs|illusi0n was kicked by ChanServ ((pb-knockout[dt]) lgn blows)
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Funny, that vodka in the anus bit reminds me of the time the RA walked in on my suitemate while he was giving himself an ecstasy enema. The RA walked in while he was face down on his bed, pants around his ankles, blue latex gloves on and holding the squirt bottle right over his bare ass.

Yeah, weird shit went on in my dorm/suite.
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Rob wrote:Funny, that vodka in the anus bit reminds me of the time the RA walked in on my suitemate me while I was giving myself an ecstasy enema. The RA walked in while I was face down on my bed, pants around my ankles, blue latex gloves on and holding the squirt bottle right over my bare ass.
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[youtube]46q0iHEuJCM[/youtube]
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Re: Drugs make you good

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Not gonna catch me slippin fool cuz i come hard everytime dog






























Fantastic.
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Sears wrote:
Rob wrote:Funny, that vodka in the anus bit reminds me of the time the RA walked in on my suitemate me while I was giving myself an ecstasy enema. The RA walked in while I was face down on my bed, pants around my ankles, blue latex gloves on and holding the squirt bottle right over my bare ass.
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That's not how it happened. Nope.
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Post by Sears »

Right, like we here at 1911 in 2012 were ever going to fall for the this one time my "roommate" did this one thing line.

Right... You've got us pegged...
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Pff fuck you brah. I WAS FLYING AFTER THAT.
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Post by mogers »

I like how at the end of the video it's just crickets.
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I'm better looking then all you fools put together I work out every day dog.
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He's not even quoting the video either.
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Post by Sears »

Doesn't even lift, bro.
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Post by Swiss »

scorch- wrote:Nothing will top the time that guy joined an ESEA pug and demanded the bomb every round because he was trying to win some contest requiring him to plant the bomb like 3000 times in a month. He also tried to tell me he was the best dod player ever and that I sucked and probably never made it out of cal-o.
are you sure that wasnt biggie?
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