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greetz wrote:ya okay cheater, andy moved to ny so he got a new ip, they were onto him.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

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LOL the fuck? My monthly 1911 visit and my name pops up. I really only play csgo with vertex. Vertex plays with ceebz occasionally (generally contingent on ceebz and/or friends not cheating), so I end up playing with him occasionally too. In the few times I have played with him, he doesn't cheat bla...

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akiro wrote:if it's any consolation alpha, i got what you meant lol.

and i'd love to play in this, i suck but whatever.

Yeah... lol...

First post months and the first person to respond doesn't get it.

See you next year.

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This would be good because, instead of being blanket racists, now you can be racist specifically.

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rehpyc wrote:6 AA batteries eh?

Sorry we're not all privileged like you, Sean.

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stringerbell.iwa , jessepinkman.iwa, etc, those are NOT ME. that's scott 'ko' gordon aliasing as me since he has correctly deduced that I very rarely come on here and don't particularly give a shit that he pretends to be me and says whatever he wants. AND, Ward, you're quite literally a 120 pound g...

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You should get a Sega Gamegear emulator that replicates the feeling of having to use 6 AA batteries and the despair when it dies on you in an hour. Omfg this. The graphics were so glorious, but the battery cost so high. Even the goddamn AC adapter would overheat and stop working. Technology at its ...

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You should get a Sega Gamegear emulator that replicates the feeling of having to use 6 AA batteries and the despair when it dies on you in an hour.

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He should've used the alias SillyHands instead of that Brazi dude.

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stile wrote:Must fufill some of these requirements:
Be a miniority
Lift weights
Watch anime
Read manga
Be willing to bazooka in a match

Incoming mario.

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“Here is a lesson in creative writing . First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.” - Vonnegut He's not writing fiction. Also, I obviously referenced his use of the semicolon to imply that he w...

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Krik is a very peculiar fellow; he get's into this silly arguments with people all the time. Then he breaks the people he argues with down through what he's learned. How's the PhD going? I believe in real life no one takes him seriously and his work is poop. Post a paper brah, no seriously I would ...

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lolinus wrote:Was this more fun than pubbing Caen with andy? In that case, I would not get my expectations up.

WOW. Ubergarand, gunmod, and instant respawn. If only there were parachutes, we'd have a real party.

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STOP.

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element wrote:I'll play.

Like hell you will.

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This is not the NoGo you are looking for.

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I've been using widescreen all my life.

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I've been talking to some friends who yo-yo and was thinking of getting into the sport. Some questions I have is what would be a good first yo-yo to get? How much is usual to pay for the string and other accessories? Why do you yo-yo? Thanks in advance. PM this guy: PAP0aXXLGbU The m-flo is a bonus...

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you still talk to netro? wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff does he go on steam or fb? Yeah, we used to play Diablo2 religiously for a while until a couple years back. I mostly just talk to him on AIM. I don't see him too often on Steam and I think h...

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stile wrote:like i said. bay area internet blows.

anata wan nihon jin desu ka?

I GUESS SO

Netro, who lives like 5-10 mins away from me, has 0 jitter using Comcast...

Otearai wa doko desu ka.

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Op still hasn't delivered. lololololol. Sadly, there's nothing to deliver. The techs thought it could be something to do with the frequency, but there connection is still really unstable after they tried changing that. They said the line is fine from their end to the apartment cable box. It's also ...

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mogers wrote:I bet if I worked for Comcast, I would want to murder you.

If you worked for Comcast, you should probably be working on fixing your shit.

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Here's what it looks like currently to a San Jose server. http://i.imgur.com/1N6v6PQ.png I was able to get through to higher tier tech support and they sent another tech out to my place today. He checked the line coming into the apartment building and said everything was perfect. He said that whenev...

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cassinoroyale wrote:
alex kirk wrote:
mogers wrote:More like 5 and a half yawns.

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So, even though I confirmed the technician appointment for today, he didn't show up. When I called, apparently, they didn't know why and the appointment was supposedly for cable TV problems and not internet problems. I finally got to talk to, what sounded like, tier 2 tech support at Comcast as he a...

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lolinus wrote:Ask them nice to send on your issue to the next resolving group. Yelling won't really help, if they still do not listen, ask them for contact number to complaint department. Should get some fire in their asses.

Figure of speech, Linus.

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What's the ping to your router/modem? If the ping to router/modem is low and stable(should be below 10 ms) then It's on their side, could be anything between the cable to your building to a random cable below the street somewere or the router your line is connected to. start>cmd>ping *routerip* -t ...

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So, I got a new modem, Cisco Linksys DPC3008. Ping tracking to a San Jose NFO server (~50mi) while connected to the modem via ethernet cable. From my desktop: http://i.imgur.com/DHLhrIq.png ' From my netbook: http://i.imgur.com/Rwi1aLY.png From my netbook with a new ethernet cable: http://i.imgur.co...

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dogfire wrote:Have you tried to play DoD on a different computer? Pretty much an essential diagnostic step.

This problem is not exclusive to my computer or DoD. I tracked pings on my netbook and a housemate's laptop both directly connected to the modem. The same thing happens.

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So, I think I've narrowed it down to a modem problem--correct me if I'm wrong. As I mentioned before, they recently had me swap out my old Motorola DOCSIS 2.0 modem for a Ubee DOCSIS 3.0 modem, which was most likely previously used and/or refurbished. I've been tracking my ping using PingPlotter in ...

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Post what the tech says. I'm interested in what he will say. So I showed him all of my recent pingtest results, the following being the worst: http://www.pingtest.net/result/81074769.png He checked bandwidth at speedtest.comcast.net and my ping was consistently under 15ms (bandwidth was normal, too...

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If you're not skipping on your side then who cares. Just make everyone mad and shit on them. Per the usual. I'd say it's smooth 85% of the time and the other 15% is just me spiking to 200 ping and my screen actually freezing and unfreezing. There are other small, but noticeable moments when I'm swi...

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http://www.speedtest.net/result/2702513023.png http://www.pingtest.net/result/81088217.png (I tested it five minutes ago and I was getting 50 ping and 40+ jitter to a server less than 10 miles away.) The ISP is sending a tech out, but if anyone still has any suggestions in the meantime, let me know.

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I'm pretty sure it's not a router-related problem since this is what my connection looks like directly connected to the modem. If that's true, it would either be my computer settings or a line problem. I ran the computer in safe mode with all the startup applications disabled. I only ran vent, steam...

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Just a guess, but this has fixed some very odd network problems in several games for me. Start > Programs > Accessories, right-click on Command Prompt and run as administrator. Run this command: netsh interface ipv4 set subinterface "Local Area Connection" mtu=2000 store=persistent If you...

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chaos wrote:take a look at your jitter..its 22ms...wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to high..should be a hell of alot lower..thats your problem

The jitter gets to about 100 sometimes when it gets really bad. I'm aware this is the problem. I'm trying to figure out why it happens.

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Did your ISP run any signal/power tests on your modem? Check this article out. It's old but it does a good job at explaining the basics of downstream/upstream power and signal to noise ratios. http://www.speedguide.net/articles/cable-modem-signal-levels-1197 EDIT: If you know the modem's model numb...

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Hmm... beas might've help me fix it. Bad ethernet cable apparently. I'll leave this here in case the problem persists. So... it was fine after I had swapped out the cable last night. I was pubbing for about 30 minutes and it was still fine until about 10 minutes ago when I started to notice huge sp...

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Hmm... beas might've help me fix it. Bad ethernet cable apparently. I'll leave this here in case the problem persists.

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So, everyone has been complaining about me skipping around these days, but no one knows how to fix it. I've been trying to find a solution for two weeks now to no avail. I'm absolutely sure it's not my in-game rates because any combination still results in me skipping everywhere. Everything on my sc...

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stealthlol wrote:This thread turned out just like I'd imagined. Excellent.

Where's Matt to nuke peoples' posts? Hmm...

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Would not pub with. Will try to get you banned after TKing you.

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Stamp wrote:Alex, you're a dick.

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Oh, your period is this month isn't it. I'm sorry Alex Oh, your period is this month isn't it. I'm sorry Alex Oh, your period is this month isn't it. I'm sorry Alex Oh, your period is this month isn't it. I'm sorry Alex Oh, your period is this month isn't it. I'm sorry Alex Oh, your period is this ...

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In the words of the illustrious Eric, "NEEEEEEEEEEEEIGHHHHHHHHHH!"

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Removed alphatang, believe, and pvt b. hawk for spamming. KEVIN? Always getting yourself in trouble, Andy. You guys are lucky you only got 1/10th of the spam that appears on my screen. Whole lot of people are butthurt around here. I know you smiled when you saw that, Kevin. No one cares for you lik...

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acetamino wrote:Removed alphatang, believe, and pvt b. hawk for spamming.

KEVIN?

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acetamino wrote:Removed alphatang, believe, and pvt b. hawk for spamming.

KEVIN?

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acetamino wrote:Removed alphatang, believe, and pvt b. hawk for spamming.

KEVIN?

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Joel, how good are you at dota/hon? We could always use a 50% lower chance of playing with a retard/troll. I think I'm fairly decent. I mostly solo queue so I'm no HoN expert, but I can click bad guys pretty well. Good enough to hate pretty much everyone I've ever been matchmade with. I think craig...

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